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2013-07-06 04:00:29 PM
So...a delightful combination of Cheetos, sweat and desperation?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-07-06 04:11:30 PM

Purple_Paramecium: So...a delightful combination of Cheetos, sweat and desperation?

/DNRTFA


I came here to make this exact comment and saw that it was already here.

Fark freaks me out a bit sometimes with that.
 
2013-07-06 04:20:35 PM

Purple_Paramecium: So...a delightful combination of Cheetos, sweat and desperation?

/DNRTFA


Hmmm, close, close, it needs just a hint of Mountain Dew and Jurgen's lotion, and we've got it!
 
2013-07-06 05:05:43 PM

Purple_Paramecium: So...a delightful combination of Cheetos, sweat and desperation?

/DNRTFA


And I am highly offended by that stereotype.

/I eat funyuns
 
2013-07-06 06:04:50 PM

Ennuipoet: Purple_Paramecium: So...a delightful combination of Cheetos, sweat and desperation?

/DNRTFA

Hmmm, close, close, it needs just a hint of Mountain Dew and Jurgen's lotion, and we've got it!


Add some "I store my clothes in a pile on the floor of a musky basement" and we're set.
 
2013-07-06 06:06:39 PM

BumpInTheNight: Ennuipoet: Purple_Paramecium: So...a delightful combination of Cheetos, sweat and desperation?

/DNRTFA

Hmmm, close, close, it needs just a hint of Mountain Dew and Jurgen's lotion, and we've got it!

Add some "I store my clothes in a pile on the floor of a musky basement" and we're set.


If you wanted to put too fine a point on it I guess you could add a hint of "masturbation clean up sock" but that might be overkill.
 
2013-07-06 06:27:50 PM
if jackass author was half a nerd he would have informed us where "here" is, instead of letting us flounder by not knowing where on the world he is writing from. for instance, if he is 'here' in america he is full of shiat. flavors and fragrances manufacturers abound in this country and one can easily purchase samples of an incredible array of scents from online retailers and other sources.

what the fark is it with websites refusing to tell you where they are voicing themselves from? morans.
 
2013-07-06 06:31:06 PM
If you wanna smell like a nerd, you ain't a nerd.
 
2013-07-06 06:33:05 PM
Back when I was in grad school, I would occasionally...or maybe somewhat regularly...pull study/programming/research sessions where I'd drink way too much coffee and sit in one place, in a highly stressed state, for 6-7 hours without moving. Then repeat a couple times, with minimal sleep. Anyway, occasionally when I did this then went over to my girlfriend's house, she'd ask me if I was wearing cologne. Apparently she found whatever pheromones I emitted when stressed out of my mind to be kind of a turn-on.

....woah, now that I think about it, that explains a lot about that relationship...
 
2013-07-06 06:33:21 PM

KrispyKritter: if jackass author was half a nerd he would have informed us where "here" is, instead of letting us flounder by not knowing where on the world he is writing from. for instance, if he is 'here' in america he is full of shiat. flavors and fragrances manufacturers abound in this country and one can easily purchase samples of an incredible array of scents from online retailers and other sources.

what the fark is it with websites refusing to tell you where they are voicing themselves from? morans.


"In a basement".  That was easy.

quatchi: If you wanted to put too fine a point on it I guess you could add a hint of "masturbation clean up sock" but that might be overkill.


Agreed, let this be the distincter between the XY & XX flavours.
 
2013-07-06 06:34:33 PM

Martian_Astronomer: Back when I was in grad school, I would occasionally...or maybe somewhat regularly...pull study/programming/research sessions where I'd drink way too much coffee and sit in one place, in a highly stressed state, for 6-7 hours without moving. Then repeat a couple times, with minimal sleep. Anyway, occasionally when I did this then went over to my girlfriend's house, she'd ask me if I was wearing cologne. Apparently she found whatever pheromones I emitted when stressed out of my mind to be kind of a turn-on.

....woah, now that I think about it, that explains a lot about that relationship...


Your girlfriend was a Great Dane?
 
2013-07-06 07:25:48 PM
snpp.zurds.com
 
2013-07-06 07:44:09 PM
www.founditemclothing.com

Fee-fi-fo-fum.....
 
2013-07-06 08:05:09 PM
Does it contain flowers, vodka, whale vomit, and extract of feline?
 
2013-07-06 08:25:16 PM
Smells like shame
 
2013-07-06 09:38:10 PM
Ahh, so Axe Body Spray over three days of no shower.
 
2013-07-06 09:50:17 PM
Wonder what would happen if you poured some of that onto the Honey Boo Boo scratch-and-sniff card?
 
2013-07-07 05:50:00 AM
Sour cream and failure.
 
2013-07-07 08:14:37 AM
Stopped reading at "This ideology reflects the idea that nerds are what they are."
 
2013-07-07 10:20:45 PM
They've managed to capture the aroma of a gamestop?
 
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