Purple_Paramecium: So...a delightful combination of Cheetos, sweat and desperation?/DNRTFA
Ennuipoet: Purple_Paramecium: So...a delightful combination of Cheetos, sweat and desperation?/DNRTFAHmmm, close, close, it needs just a hint of Mountain Dew and Jurgen's lotion, and we've got it!
BumpInTheNight: Ennuipoet: Purple_Paramecium: So...a delightful combination of Cheetos, sweat and desperation?/DNRTFAHmmm, close, close, it needs just a hint of Mountain Dew and Jurgen's lotion, and we've got it!Add some "I store my clothes in a pile on the floor of a musky basement" and we're set.
KrispyKritter: if jackass author was half a nerd he would have informed us where "here" is, instead of letting us flounder by not knowing where on the world he is writing from. for instance, if he is 'here' in america he is full of shiat. flavors and fragrances manufacturers abound in this country and one can easily purchase samples of an incredible array of scents from online retailers and other sources.what the fark is it with websites refusing to tell you where they are voicing themselves from? morans.
quatchi: If you wanted to put too fine a point on it I guess you could add a hint of "masturbation clean up sock" but that might be overkill.
Martian_Astronomer: Back when I was in grad school, I would occasionally...or maybe somewhat regularly...pull study/programming/research sessions where I'd drink way too much coffee and sit in one place, in a highly stressed state, for 6-7 hours without moving. Then repeat a couple times, with minimal sleep. Anyway, occasionally when I did this then went over to my girlfriend's house, she'd ask me if I was wearing cologne. Apparently she found whatever pheromones I emitted when stressed out of my mind to be kind of a turn-on.....woah, now that I think about it, that explains a lot about that relationship...
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