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(Daily Mail)   Bikini-clad hotties subjected to road-side body cavity searches in Texas now suing the shiat out of DPS (w/dashcam video)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 191
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2013-07-06 07:25:02 PM  

elguerodiablo: I hope someone fingers your butthole next time you get pulled over.


Go on....
 
2013-07-06 07:27:45 PM  

Enemabag Jones: Can a court say that if a police officer wants a bra shaken out, a look below the waistline, or a good look inside a personal orifice, then it has to be done inside controlled facilities.

It cannot be done in the field.  Anyone cop doing this in the field will go to jail and loose their job.


Waistbands, pockets, bras( the wearer shaking it out with our actually revealing anything, imo, is fine), and a general out of garment pat down always need to be done for weaponry in the case of an arrestable offense, in my opinion. (not simple speeding/littering, etc)

Cavity/strip searches can wait until processing at the station.
 
2013-07-06 07:28:23 PM  
I would hope that all of these stories piling up would lead people to call for police being held accountable when they overstep their power, but it'll probably lead to people just saying "This wouldn't have happened to her if she wasn't smoking the wacky 'backy."

T
 
2013-07-06 07:33:06 PM  

Tom_Slick: How the hell is it legal to strip search someone on the side of the farking road.  If you need to strip search them take them to Jail, if you don't have a reason to take them to jail you probably don't have a reason to perform a strip search.


heck,here in good ole missouri,they expect to be allowed to draw blood on the side of the road.
 
2013-07-06 07:33:48 PM  

Enemabag Jones: Can a court say that if a police officer wants a bra shaken out, a look below the waistline, or a good look inside a personal orifice, then it has to be done inside controlled facilities.

It cannot be done in the field.  Anyone cop doing this in the field will go to jail and loose their job.


This. From what I understand, cavity searches in the field violate about 10 different laws and regulations. They're a one-way ticket to firing and PMITA prison time. Perhaps it will do the authoritarian douches involved in this case some good.
 
2013-07-06 07:33:52 PM  
Texas, you just bought each of these women a new house. Each.

When I told my sis in law (an RN for over 15 years) about the part where the female cop stuck her fingers in these women's hoo-has using the same pair of gloves, her eyes got huge. That is a BIG no no, and can transmit all kinds of disease from yeast infections to chlamydia to genital warts to HPV and HIV/AIDS. She sometimes changes gloves up to three or four times per patient as she examines them.

Texas, you done farked up now.
 
2013-07-06 07:34:39 PM  

porterm: Tom_Slick: How the hell is it legal to strip search someone on the side of the farking road.  If you need to strip search them take them to Jail, if you don't have a reason to take them to jail you probably don't have a reason to perform a strip search.

heck,here in good ole missouri,they expect to be allowed to draw blood on the side of the road.


I'm not even going to address how likely that is to environmentally contaminate the sample and render it useless in court.
 
2013-07-06 07:40:16 PM  
it was a nice few weeks without the false-hottie headline trolls.
 
2013-07-06 07:40:47 PM  
What a shame. These two police officers are giving the rest of the troopers a bad name.
 
2013-07-06 07:42:16 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Why are these guys not in jail?


Clarence Thomas said it was OK, so it must be OK.
 
2013-07-06 07:42:29 PM  
So, basically, Texas thinks it's legal for cops to rape people?
 
2013-07-06 07:45:28 PM  

xmasbaby: http://reason.com/24-7/2013/07/04/video-shows-acquitted-cops-assault -o n-te

(this will ruin your day and piss you off)


I doubt my day is ruined... but I am pissed.

Farking unreal. I hope that cop gets shot in the face in front of his family.
 
2013-07-06 07:49:33 PM  
It really really worries me that this shiat happens in the states.  But at the same time, I get to hire all the american engineers that leave the country.
 
2013-07-06 07:52:22 PM  

Freak: Didn't something like this just happen with some other cops searching another pair of women by the side of the road? That was all over the news too, you would think these cops might have learned a thing from it.


Only if these morons were smart enough to read.
 
2013-07-06 07:52:46 PM  

deffuse: It really really worries me that this shiat happens in the states.  But at the same time, I get to hire all the american engineers that leave the country.


Actually, that post could also be pasted into any gun related thread or abortion thread, now I'm thinking about it.
 
2013-07-06 07:54:12 PM  

wambu: They searched the cavity because it appeared big enough to conceal an AK-47 and an entire Boy Scout troop?


media.screened.com

"Why'd you say that twice?"
 
2013-07-06 07:55:41 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: xmasbaby: http://reason.com/24-7/2013/07/04/video-shows-acquitted-cops-assault -o n-te

(this will ruin your day and piss you off)

I doubt my day is ruined... but I am pissed.

Farking unreal. I hope that cop gets shot in the face in front of his family.


Here's a more complete version of events:

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/video-of-st-loui s- police-officer-striking-teen-is-released/article_c00117a4-4fb2-5669-9a 8c-4b9399e36985.html
 
2013-07-06 07:57:53 PM  
Bikini or not, if those girls were wearing them they'd have plenty of places to hide stuff.

Search justified!
 
2013-07-06 08:07:28 PM  

js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.


Maybe they hear all the stories of all their friends acting this way but never hear about anyone getting in trouble for it? Maybe whenever an officer speaks out against such things they get jailed, sent to a mental institution, or cornered and burned alive.
 
gja
2013-07-06 08:08:27 PM  
These cops ARE the problem incarnate. I hope they cause such a problem for their department in the form of money forfeited for damages and suffering it bankrupts them utterly. This kind of crap has to stop. I hope the girls lawyer so destroys them in court as to make the town have to change its name just to shed shame it brings down on them.
 
2013-07-06 08:10:00 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Why are these guys not in jail?


Because police didn't find any dope on them after the body cavity search.

When the search turned up empty they cited them for paraphernalia.

/What?
 
2013-07-06 08:13:02 PM  
ew
 
2013-07-06 08:14:09 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

Hmmmm.

Front row:
No, no, sure I'd cavity search her.


Does cavity mean folds too?  Was there a fold search?  They could hide stuff in the folds.
/Looks like they hide sammiches and donuts in the folds.
 
2013-07-06 08:17:33 PM  
As the article said, a previous case happened last year on the President George Bush Turnpike in Irving Texas.

The female cop was also fired in that case.

Two Irving women who said they were subjected to "humiliating and shamefully embarrassing" body cavity searches by a state trooper are set to receive a $185,000 settlement in a federal civil rights lawsuit.
The two sides made the agreement official in court documents Tuesday, less than a year after Angel

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/community-news/irving/headlines/201306 2 5-settlement-reached-in-irving-women-s-suit-claiming-dps-roadside-body -cavity-search.ece
 
2013-07-06 08:18:22 PM  
I just woke up and read that article. What with the women's allegations, the close up grimace face, and the dude that looks like he was spliced together from Aunt Jemima and Ruby Rhod's haircut, I swore this was satire.

Hope the women recieve a windfall if not.
 
2013-07-06 08:21:01 PM  

tbeatty: Satanic_Hamster: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

Hmmmm.

Front row:
No, no, sure I'd cavity search her.

Does cavity mean folds too?  Was there a fold search?  They could hide stuff in the folds.
/Looks like they hide sammiches and donuts in the folds.


Too sharp knees, below your standards eh?
 
2013-07-06 08:23:54 PM  

rkiller1: js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.

Nail. Head. You hit it.


No recording, and you don't have anything to show your buddies for a big laugh back at the station. Or wank to later.
 
2013-07-06 08:24:02 PM  
I hope this lawsuit doesn't stick. Screw these pot smoking fools who think THEY are above the law. Don't want to be violated? Don't do illegal things.
 
2013-07-06 08:27:54 PM  

meintx2001: I don't find anything wrong here. The car smelled of marijuana and they found a partial blunt on the floor. Very good probable cause. The search was conducted obscured from other passing motorists.


"Roadside" cavity search by men upon women and you don't find anything wrong?  Women molested by authority figures and it's okie-dokie with you, right?

I'll bet you think the cops are your friends, too.
 
2013-07-06 08:38:09 PM  

MFAWG: DarthBart: js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.

Cause they usually count on the tapes being "corrupted" or "unreadable" right after the point where the perp does whatever they did to get the cops attention.

Up here in Washington State the State Patrol shut off the dash cams due to  (I shiat you not) 'Budget Concerns'.


Sounds legit. Every time some dipshiat gets caught on camera doing something stupid, the department gets sued, the cop still gets paid while the matter is sorted out, then they have to hire and train a replacement. That shiats got to be expensive, right?
 
2013-07-06 08:40:21 PM  

kortex: I hope this lawsuit doesn't stick. Screw these pot smoking fools who think THEY are above the law. Don't want to be violated? Don't do illegal things.


I don't know. Where should it end? When you jay walk and the cop throws down on you and taser's your azz?
After all if you weren't doing something illegal....
I was thinking like you until I read and seen all the tapes and holy fark! Those cops have gone rogue.
 
2013-07-06 08:45:01 PM  
I do not see any hotties in the article.
 
2013-07-06 08:47:18 PM  
Wow, just wow.  While I normally am willing to give the police the benefit of the doubt; I cannot for the life of me imagine a situation where this could logically be explained as an acceptable search.

I only skimmed the article so I do not know if there was allegation of the smell of drugs from the car, but even if there was a roadside cavity search seems IS an extreme measure.  Feel sorry for these women for having to go through this ordeal.
 
2013-07-06 09:09:00 PM  

js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.


My opionion is this: Most criminals are stupid. Thankfully they make it easy to get caught doing stupid shiat. And these cops are criminals.
 
2013-07-06 09:21:58 PM  

Unoriginal_Username: js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.

My opionion is this: Most criminals are stupid. Thankfully they make it easy to get caught doing stupid shiat. And these cops are criminals.


This is why it should be a FEDERAL law that ALL police/SBI/FBI/etc. must be REQUIRED to have a helmetcam/shouldercam/etc. turned on the ENTIRE time they are on duty, being turned off only when they have to go to the restroom.

I'm not from Texas, so there isn't much I can really do about this.  The problem is that a large portion of the voting public is composed of idiots who probably think there was nothing wrong with what happened.

Also, I'm from NC.  We saw the kind of stupid crap Texas pulls with the idiot woman's filibuster.  We didn't have that problem here.  Our abortion bill went through the senate just fine.  Texas is just a bunch of stupid citizens who don't know anything.
 
2013-07-06 09:24:50 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-06 09:27:30 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: hotties?


Yeah, I didn't see them either.
 
2013-07-06 09:27:32 PM  

TOSViolation: Unoriginal_Username: js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.

My opionion is this: Most criminals are stupid. Thankfully they make it easy to get caught doing stupid shiat. And these cops are criminals.

This is why it should be a FEDERAL law that ALL police/SBI/FBI/etc. must be REQUIRED to have a helmetcam/shouldercam/etc. turned on the ENTIRE time they are on duty, being turned off only when they have to go to the restroom.

I'm not from Texas, so there isn't much I can really do about this.  The problem is that a large portion of the voting public is composed of idiots who probably think there was nothing wrong with what happened.

Also, I'm from NC.  We saw the kind of stupid crap Texas pulls with the idiot woman's filibuster.  We didn't have that problem here.  Our abortion bill went through the senate just fine.  Texas is just a bunch of stupid citizens who don't know anything.


You're an idiot...
 
2013-07-06 09:28:20 PM  
HAHAHA it's funny because they aren't hotties!
HAHAHAHA
 
2013-07-06 09:28:36 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: hotties?


Yeah, I fell for it also.
 
2013-07-06 09:29:19 PM  

KimNorth: TOSViolation: Unoriginal_Username: js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.

My opionion is this: Most criminals are stupid. Thankfully they make it easy to get caught doing stupid shiat. And these cops are criminals.

This is why it should be a FEDERAL law that ALL police/SBI/FBI/etc. must be REQUIRED to have a helmetcam/shouldercam/etc. turned on the ENTIRE time they are on duty, being turned off only when they have to go to the restroom.

I'm not from Texas, so there isn't much I can really do about this.  The problem is that a large portion of the voting public is composed of idiots who probably think there was nothing wrong with what happened.

Also, I'm from NC.  We saw the kind of stupid crap Texas pulls with the idiot woman's filibuster.  We didn't have that problem here.  Our abortion bill went through the senate just fine.  Texas is just a bunch of stupid citizens who don't know anything.

You're an idiot...


At least you used "you're" correctly, so I'm going to give you a pass.
 
2013-07-06 09:29:27 PM  
The mods here suck out loud.  I submitted this with a funnier headline AND American links (why do we get Daily Fail links about American going-ons here???)

BTW, this has happened more than once in Texass.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news%2Flocal&id=9159792

http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2012/12/irving-women-sue-state-troop er s-in-federal-court-alleging-roadside-body-cavity-searches.html/
 
2013-07-06 09:33:40 PM  

IntertubeUser: The mods here suck out loud.  I submitted this with a funnier headline AND American links (why do we get Daily Fail links about American going-ons here???)

BTW, this has happened more than once in Texass.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news%2Flocal&id=9159792

http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2012/12/irving-women-sue-state-troop er s-in-federal-court-alleging-roadside-body-cavity-searches.html/


This goes on everywhere but it seems the tapes get lost somehow so we don't hear about it.
 
2013-07-06 09:48:03 PM  

Freak: Didn't something like this just happen with some other cops searching another pair of women by the side of the road? That was all over the news too, you would think these cops might have learned a thing from it.


Yeah, and those two idiots (the cops) were brought up on criminal charges.  The female cop may have to register as a sex offender if she's convicted.  If you watch the video linked in the article, not only did the female cop not change gloves, she fingered their assholes first and THEN checked their vaginas, which is just inexcusable.
 
2013-07-06 09:48:44 PM  
What does it take to set up a grand jury to investigate these cases?
 
2013-07-06 09:50:07 PM  

Godscrack: BunkyBrewman: Why are these guys not in jail?

Murica! That's why they don't want marijuana legalized. It keeps them mah-norities in jail.


Allegedly a quote from one of the heads of what would be later known as the DEA is pretty much "It makes n**gers think they're equal to white folk".  So yeah you're pretty much on the nail.

Which is kinda sad when you think about it.  All the research time and money in to a drug that it now turns out is the dream pain reliever (not physically addictive, no major side effects, no resistance build up) and mood stabiliser (a lot of bi-polars have ditched their meds in favor of occasional mj and seem happier, more balanced people because of it) that wasn't spent because some racist numb nuts all those years ago didn't want blacks thinking they were the equal of whites.
 
2013-07-06 09:51:29 PM  
Pigs are a pigs do.
 
2013-07-06 09:53:52 PM  

Lsherm: she fingered their assholes first and THEN checked their vaginas, which is just inexcusable.


ALWAYS service the vagina first.
/snerk

I noticed same gloves in that other case too, creepy and wrong, nevermind the cavity in search in public wrongness.The chick that did that got flat out fired already.
 
2013-07-06 09:53:57 PM  
as.  I'm missing an "s"
 
2013-07-06 10:02:09 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

Hmmmm.

Front row:
No, no, sure I'd cavity search her.


To be fair, the other two have unflattering poses and angles. I bet with a little styling and a 3/4 turn they'd be lovely.
 
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