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(Daily Mail)   Bikini-clad hotties subjected to road-side body cavity searches in Texas now suing the shiat out of DPS (w/dashcam video)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 191
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2013-07-06 05:54:19 PM  
The most amazing part of this story is that at least one of the cops has been fired.

Next step, throw them in jail, civil lawsuits, endless prison rapes.
 
2013-07-06 05:55:49 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Why are these guys not in jail?


What for?? The one male cop called a woman cop who search them after finding pot in the car and smelling it as a strong odor...did you not watch the tape? Tough shiat ladies!
 
2013-07-06 05:56:47 PM  
Oh man, those cops are going to be put on such severe paid administrative leave for this.
 
2013-07-06 05:57:19 PM  
So... are we just going to ignore the yellow mohawk?
 
2013-07-06 05:58:15 PM  
Everything about this story and headline is WRONG.

JUST WRONG.
 
2013-07-06 05:58:28 PM  

Godscrack: BunkyBrewman: Why are these guys not in jail?


Murica! That's why they don't want marijuana legalized. It keeps them mah-norities in jail. 

Murica! That's why they don't want marijuana legalized. It keeps them dumb asses in jail.

fixed that for you
 
2013-07-06 05:58:57 PM  

LordJiro: Duke_leto_Atredes: Don't smoke dope what part of illegal do you not get?

So the victim possibly doing drugs justifies sexual assault?

Not that it matters. Either way, the cops involved will not see a minute of jailtime, or lose an hour of pay, and will encourage even  more police to abuse their authority.


You didn't read the article, did you?
"Trooper Bui was fired last week by the DPS. Trooper Turner has been suspended, Booker said."
 
2013-07-06 06:03:24 PM  

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: I'd also like to punch subby in the baby maker for the misleading headline. These women wouldn't be hotties if they were on the surface of the sun. Wouldn't cavity search 'em with stubby's finger.


i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-06 06:03:38 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: So... are we just going to ignore the yellow mohawk?


I was waiting for the sequential zooming.
/crazy farking hair
 
2013-07-06 06:04:13 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: So... are we just going to ignore the yellow mohawk?


I"m still tripping on how far Todd Bridges let himself get out of shape.
 
2013-07-06 06:05:08 PM  

rkiller1: LeroyBourne: oh_please: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

Frowning on the shenanigans

That's not so much as frowning as say.....'these shenanigans have given us a look of forlorn.'

I won't translate that to Ebonics or Barbara Billingsley jive because that would be racist.


I'm sure someone will, I don't know where to start.
 
2013-07-06 06:05:34 PM  
Holly fark! I changed my mind!!!!! I just watched the other two tapes my farken god shiat!!! Farks those cops!!!!!
 
2013-07-06 06:07:47 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: So... are we just going to ignore the yellow mohawk?


Came for someone referencing yellow troll hair, leaving satisfied.img0.etsystatic.com
 
2013-07-06 06:08:23 PM  
Whoa. Surprise fap material.

/really? am I the first? OK, I'll do it
/fap
 
2013-07-06 06:08:40 PM  
I can think of a better use my tax money than to settle a lawsuit. They need to lose their jobs and face criminal charges. Time in prison with plenty of body cavity searches would be great/
 
2013-07-06 06:09:57 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

Hmmmm.

Front row:
No, no, sure I'd cavity search her.


With you on Bachelorette # 3.

Play through.
 
2013-07-06 06:11:03 PM  

oh_please: Frowning on the shenanigans


Loling
 
2013-07-06 06:11:23 PM  

houstondragon: Man, I know DPS queues are long, maybe they should go tank or heals next time!

/Nerd slashies


Meh I just triple cue my DPS toons with an LFR, a Heroic and a Scenario by the time the scenarios done the heroic pops and so on. No more qqing about long ques if ya triple que. 10 toons v-capped every week and Barrens mats X 10 ready for next weeks turn in taking full advantage of the Valor of the Ancient buff glitch, of course.

/Nerdier slashies!
 
2013-07-06 06:12:08 PM  
Judas priest.
 
2013-07-06 06:12:42 PM  
How the hell is it legal to strip search someone on the side of the farking road.  If you need to strip search them take them to Jail, if you don't have a reason to take them to jail you probably don't have a reason to perform a strip search.
 
2013-07-06 06:17:50 PM  

js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.


Cause they usually count on the tapes being "corrupted" or "unreadable" right after the point where the perp does whatever they did to get the cops attention.
 
2013-07-06 06:22:21 PM  
They searched the cavity because it appeared big enough to conceal an AK-47 and an entire Boy Scout troop?
 
2013-07-06 06:24:38 PM  

AGremlin: Pray 4 Mojo: So... are we just going to ignore the yellow mohawk?

Came for someone referencing yellow troll hair, leaving satisfied.[img0.etsystatic.com image 450x600]


BRAVO!  You, sir, have earned one Internets.
/Funniest thing I'll read all day.
 
2013-07-06 06:26:02 PM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: Don't smoke dope what part of illegal do you not get?


Malum prohibitum vs. Malum in se.  Look into it.

/dick
 
2013-07-06 06:27:21 PM  
Didn't something like this just happen with some other cops searching another pair of women by the side of the road? That was all over the news too, you would think these cops might have learned a thing from it.
 
2013-07-06 06:28:40 PM  

Freak: Didn't something like this just happen with some other cops searching another pair of women by the side of the road? That was all over the news too, you would think these cops might have learned a thing from it.


IIRC there were two.  1) Two college girls buying bottled water, and 2) a NYC intern petting a kitty.
 
2013-07-06 06:31:42 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Duke_leto_Atredes: Don't smoke dope what part of illegal do you not get?

Malum prohibitum vs. Malum in se.  Look into it.

/dick


Adfers nunciavit!!
 
2013-07-06 06:33:46 PM  

Arthur Jumbles: FTFA: Turner later released both women and issued Miss Hamilton a citation fro possession of drug paraphernalia. She is still fighting the charges in court, though she contend the marijuana wasn't hers.

Did the cops plant the marijuana on them too?


I figured kids stopped using that argument when they were 14 and realized it was retarded.
 
2013-07-06 06:35:21 PM  

weapon13: meintx2001: I don't find anything wrong here. The car smelled of marijuana and they found a partial blunt on the floor. Very good probable cause. The search was conducted obscured from other passing motorists.

Would you consent to be stripped searched under those circumstances?


Nobody needs your consent at that point.
 
2013-07-06 06:38:09 PM  

darwinpolice: "I don't know if I can trust the cops anymore"

I can't imagine why a black person in Texas ANYONE would have EVER trusted the cops.

These guys should be charged with sexual assault, but that will obviously never happen. At the VERY least, they should never work in law enforcement again.


Fixed it!
 
2013-07-06 06:41:28 PM  

rkiller1: IIRC there were two.  1) Two college girls buying bottled water,


If it's the one I'm thinking of....(if not disregard)
Why do people keep spreading this one?  They bought and carried (carton) of lacroix(12 packs have the same shape as 12pack of beer, not the longer/thinner soda 12 packs, a 6 pack of bottles look like they could be wine coolers)
Cops(undercover stings for underage sales) approached and showed badges and scared the girls who were already in the vehicle, told her to roll down window, she started the car(power windows, doesn't know how to just turn the key to on apparently), cops started to yell, she got more scared, never rolled down the window and just fled, hitting two officers.
No actual stop as the girl disbelieved them, so obviously no frisking, no searching, no demonstrable illegal behavior on the part of the cops, nothing.  Supposedly guns were drawn, but that could have come after the car was started suddenly.(articles sourced to date tell the story out of order with obvious slant).

/unless you're referring to a totally different story, of course
//it was irrelevantly carried over from it's own thread to an actual "stop and frisk" thread.
///plenty of reasons to hate on cops, use those!
 
2013-07-06 06:42:33 PM  

js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.


Well, yes.

Smart people generally don't become cops.  Mouth-breathing farktards who would never be trusted with an ounce of authority in any other situation become cops.
 
2013-07-06 06:44:29 PM  

DarthBart: js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.

Cause they usually count on the tapes being "corrupted" or "unreadable" right after the point where the perp does whatever they did to get the cops attention.


Up here in Washington State the State Patrol shut off the dash cams due to  (I shiat you not) 'Budget Concerns'.
 
2013-07-06 06:48:36 PM  

Arthur Jumbles: FTFA: Turner later released both women and issued Miss Hamilton a citation fro possession of drug paraphernalia. She is still fighting the charges in court, though she contend the marijuana wasn't hers.

Did the cops plant the marijuana on IN them too?


Fixed!
 
2013-07-06 06:50:44 PM  

meintx2001: The car smelled of marijuana and they found a partial blunt on the floor.


That's not actually what the article says. It says there was a used blunt "under the back seat" which is neither in plain view nor readily accessible from the front seat.

Even if the situation you describe existed I'm not sure how "signs of previous drug use" leads logically to a side-of-the-road cavity search. Do people who previously used drugs often hide something that poses an eminent threat to the officers in their body cavities? Do people who have previously used drugs have the ability to destroy evidence simply by holding it in a body cavity for a while? If not, why the urgency?
 
2013-07-06 06:51:12 PM  

omeganuepsilon: Cops(undercover stings for underage sales) approached and showed badges and scared the girls who were already in the vehicle, told her to roll down window, she started the car(power windows, doesn't know how to just turn the key to on apparently), cops started to yell, she got more scared, never rolled down the window and just fled, hitting two officers.


Articles I've seen claimed they approached with guns drawn, in plain clothes, and did not show badges.
 
2013-07-06 06:53:50 PM  
Who the hell puts weed into their vagina? Honestly. Not once have I been to a party and had someone go into the ladies room to retrieve their stash.

Although I suppose if you were wearing a bikini and had no purse and needed your hands free it might be tempting but sticking a ziploc baggie up in there and walking around would not be comfortable.
 
2013-07-06 06:53:55 PM  

wambu: They searched the cavity because it appeared big enough to conceal an AK-47 and an entire Boy Scout troop?


SNORT!
You don't know many black ladies do you?
 
2013-07-06 06:54:55 PM  
Has to be more to the story.

Does she have prior counts of secreting contraband in her coochie or kiester stashes...ie her prison wallet....
 
2013-07-06 06:56:28 PM  

MFAWG: DarthBart: js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.

Cause they usually count on the tapes being "corrupted" or "unreadable" right after the point where the perp does whatever they did to get the cops attention.

Up here in Washington State the State Patrol shut off the dash cams due to  (I shiat you not) 'Budget Concerns'.


Well, sure. No dashcam, no evidence, no $500,000 settlements!
 
2013-07-06 06:59:29 PM  

InternetSecurityGuard: I can think of a better use my tax money than to settle a lawsuit. They need to lose their jobs and face criminal charges. Time in prison with plenty of body cavity searches would be great/


The only was that this shiat will stop is when the individual officers and their supervisors, not the taxpayers, are financially liable.
 
2013-07-06 07:03:50 PM  
They was lookin for the hottie on the inside, cause they sho nuff ain't none on the outside...
 
2013-07-06 07:04:18 PM  

China White Tea: js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.

Well, yes.

Smart people generally don't become cops.  Mouth-breathing farktards who would never be trusted with an ounce of authority in any other situation become cops.


I personally know a lot of cops. 100+, at least. While that's a very broad and demeaning statement you made, I find that I can't argue with it. Out of those 100+, of the top of my head I can think of only one (a police chief, if it matters) where I'm certain and maybe 4-ish (one DPS and the rest SO) where I'm kinda sorta sure that they don't fit that description.

They all, of course, think they're among the smartest and most trustworthy people to grace the planet, and all but those noted have the stereotypical 'holier than thou - obey mah authoriteh' attitude when interacting with the non-LEO public.

/shrug

"The world needs ditchdiggers, too."
 
2013-07-06 07:05:08 PM  

namegoeshere: The only was that


Really, autocorrect? Really?
 
2013-07-06 07:05:48 PM  

China White Tea: js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.

Well, yes.

Smart people generally don't become cops.  Mouth-breathing farktards who would never be trusted with an ounce of authority in any other situation become cops.


Same as the military in general(science/technology rich air force aside, which is what I did).  Too much actual work for smart people, too much risk for smart people, and not enough pay.  Maybe if these jobs paid better and/or promoted/hired based on merit/skills instead of the only promote from within based on seniority.

The way the system is currently set up, you've got to be either:
A. Desperate.  It's stable money and they'll take just about anyone.
B. Devoted to purpose.  Sort of a rare zealotic bird, especially for cops because corruption tends to spread.
C. Aggressive.  The job comes with power and it's own "perks".

A lot of cross over between A and B of course, and between A and C, but I think you get the general idea.  Doesn't help matters that they're under a microscope of everyone, breeds animosity in a self sustaining cycle.

It's like the priesthood and teaching.  It's one of those jobs where you have to be a little bit off in one way or another.  An obvious choice for anyone in the C, the one's seeking the job to pursue another agenda.(kiddy diddling for the other two, still "power" positions(met some mean ass teachers in my day, and catholicism is full of fire and brimstone punishment as well))

Nothing wrong with that per se, but it could use a lot of tuning to weed out the bad ones for fear of getting caught.  We live in a society where personal responsibility is at a very very low to non-existent concept.

It's never our fault.  Never.  That is a society wide flaw, this is just how it manifests in those jobs.  Corporations get bail outs, able bodied people live for decades on welfare, the RIAA with it's roots in organized crime seek to make (infinity) money from single performances...of other people.(and convinced a large part of the populace that it's legitimate).  I could go on, but I think I'm about sick from thinking about it too much.

So, I'm going to go take a smoke break and maybe play angry birds until I forget about it, and thereby contribute to the problem like 99.9% of the "civilized" world does, and then look up in dismay when something else bad happens and think, "Who was stupid enough to let that go on?!?"

Even though I know the answer is "all of us", it will continue to amaze me.
 
2013-07-06 07:09:34 PM  

Latinwolf: js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.

I guess you forgot about the Rodney King case.


In the King case, they weren't on dashcam. These morons didn't even have that excuse. What these guys thought is that these two ho-hos would not take it all the way to court, that they'd be too embarassed and/or intimidated to make it public. And they were wrong. Obviously, or they would have erased the tapes when they got back to HQ, as I bet they wish they did now, and it's too late. HA HA.

Here's hoping they get exactly what's coming to them.
 
2013-07-06 07:10:05 PM  

meintx2001: I don't find anything wrong here. The car smelled of marijuana and they found a partial blunt on the floor. Very good probable cause. The search was conducted obscured from other passing motorists.


 Agreed.  I hope someone fingers your butthole next time you get pulled over.  USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-07-06 07:10:57 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: omeganuepsilon: Cops(undercover stings for underage sales) approached and showed badges and scared the girls who were already in the vehicle, told her to roll down window, she started the car(power windows, doesn't know how to just turn the key to on apparently), cops started to yell, she got more scared, never rolled down the window and just fled, hitting two officers.

Articles I've seen claimed they approached with guns drawn, in plain clothes, and did not show badges.


Source?
She openly admits to seeing the badges, calls them "unidentifiable."...  In the several I've seen, including the one that made fark.

As I noted, the articles may be somewhat questionable in the order of events, many jump around in the sequence.  Anyhow, she spent a night in jail when they caught up with her.  Lucky the DA or whoever dropped all the multiple felony charges.

Regardless, that case is irrelevant here.  She was never stopped or frisked, and it's not Minority Report, so no pre-cogs.
 
2013-07-06 07:18:50 PM  
Can a court say that if a police officer wants a bra shaken out, a look below the waistline, or a good look inside a personal orifice, then it has to be done inside controlled facilities.

It cannot be done in the field.  Anyone cop doing this in the field will go to jail and loose their job.
 
2013-07-06 07:23:05 PM  

js34603: why


DarthBart: js34603: WTF is wrong with cops like this? You KNOW you are on tape jackasses, why do anything that's going to bite you in the ass later when people see the tape? So farking dumb.

Cause they usually count on the tapes being "corrupted" or "unreadable" right after the point where the perp does whatever they did to get the cops attention.


Or sometimes the judge refuses to look at the damning evidence because the other officers on the scene refused to authenticate it and claimed it differed from their recollection:

http://reason.com/24-7/2013/07/04/video-shows-acquitted-cops-assault -o n-te

(this will ruin your day and piss you off)
 
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