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(Variety)   Tucker Max's stage show I Hope They Serve Beer on Broadway abruptly put on hiatus after dismal ticket sales. Apparently, no one wants to hear a frat boy's old war stories   (variety.com) divider line 82
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2013-07-06 04:01:31 PM
He is a complete douchy moron asshole dickhead pissbrain.
 
2013-07-06 04:06:49 PM
Have any of us ever met a guy with Tucker as a first name who wasn't a complete douchenozzle? Is it the world's greatest coincidence or can someone provide data supporting a correlation?
 
2013-07-06 04:10:47 PM

dickfreckle: Have any of us ever met a guy with Tucker as a first name who wasn't a complete douchenozzle? Is it the world's greatest coincidence or can someone provide data supporting a correlation?


Tucker Max
Tucker Carlson
Tucker Automobiles

You're right, at least 2/3 of the Tuckers are douchenozzles, and the other one's a car.
 
2013-07-06 04:13:55 PM
[urpainithappiezme]

What is there about the man not to loathe?
 
2013-07-06 04:19:52 PM

dickfreckle: Have any of us ever met a guy with Tucker as a first name who wasn't a complete douchenozzle? Is it the world's greatest coincidence or can someone provide data supporting a correlation?


b.vimeocdn.com

"Hi, Tucker, I'm Todd!"

"Hi, Todd, I'm Tucker!"
 
2013-07-06 05:04:53 PM
Be careful talking about Drew's bro like that.
 
2013-07-06 05:07:57 PM

show me: He is a complete douchy moron asshole dickhead pissbrain.

 
2013-07-06 05:08:00 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Be careful talking about Drew's bro like that.


No kidding, the way that douchenozzle was talked up and promoted around here during the release of his movie was enough.  I'm surprised this link isn't nailed to the top of the tab for the rest of the month like some sort of religious idol.
 
2013-07-06 05:17:02 PM
So I guess that Maddox full length movie isn't coming out soon?
 
2013-07-06 05:19:54 PM
No one wants to hear a frat boy.
 
2013-07-06 05:20:09 PM
I thought Tucker Max was a department store chain.
 
2013-07-06 05:20:21 PM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-07-06 05:23:19 PM
I certainly don't.
 
2013-07-06 05:27:18 PM
That'll put ladies in the seats.  Should fill right up, sold out every night.  Men too, men love Broadway.
/i wonder if this is how they thought their cunning plan would work
 
2013-07-06 05:31:00 PM
Is he really like this or is it just an act?
 
2013-07-06 05:31:05 PM
I remember reading his stories 10 years ago... now granted my college career was approx. the same time his was, but mine was going to a technical school and working 40 hours per week at sams club so it all just sounded like some extreme fiction.

dont know where I was going with that, but yeah he's a loser.
 
2013-07-06 05:31:09 PM
I'll have to give it to him- Tucker Max was one of the first INTERNET CELEBRITIES to show the marketing world that brand awareness doesn't translate into sales.
 
2013-07-06 05:40:46 PM

BATMANATEE: I thought Tucker Max was a department store chain.


Tucker Max is an Arkansas prison unit.
 
2013-07-06 05:40:57 PM

BATMANATEE: I thought Tucker Max was a department store chain.


It's a line of undergarments for well-endowed transsexuals.
 
2013-07-06 05:41:18 PM
So when did fark start hating on tucker max?

I've enjoyed the stories. They make me laugh.
 
2013-07-06 05:44:35 PM
Tucker Max must be 40 by now.

40!

And he's still bragging about shiat he did back in College.

If it weren't for John Fitzgerald Page, people would still be calling Tucker the douchelord of the internet.
 
2013-07-06 05:46:02 PM

mariner314: So when did fark start hating on tucker max?

I've enjoyed the stories. They make me laugh.


Everybody with a functioning brain hates Tucker Max. He's a misogynistic, overgrown adolescent dudebro asshole who makes the world a shiattier place by his continued existence.
 
2013-07-06 05:47:17 PM

El Freak: mariner314: So when did fark start hating on tucker max?

I've enjoyed the stories. They make me laugh.

Everybody with a functioning brain hates Tucker Max. He's a misogynistic, overgrown adolescent dudebro asshole who makes the world a shiattier place by his continued existence.


Don't sugar-coat it, tell us how you really feel.
 
2013-07-06 05:48:26 PM
The workshop was really funny.

It's sort of hard to call this a shameless plug when it's a greenlight to the industry announcement the show is closing.
 
2013-07-06 05:50:46 PM

mariner314: So when did fark start hating on tucker max?

I've enjoyed the stories. They make me laugh.


I enjoyed them too.

When I was 13. Then at some point I developed a modicum of taste and realized that they were dreadful.
 
2013-07-06 05:53:45 PM
It can be tough to make it to Broadway banking on straight men

It's funny because gay.


BATMANATEE: I thought Tucker Max was a department store chain.


I thought he was a producer of extreme humiliation porn.
 
2013-07-06 05:54:25 PM
Just a guess.

I suspect there's a correlation between Farkers who hate Tucker Max & Farkers who participate in the monthly misogyny thread. Lots of jealousy & impotent rage surrounding a dude who had a lot of fun, drank a lot & made a ton of money doing it. Lighten up, y'all.

/Duke Law sucks.
 
2013-07-06 05:55:05 PM

BATMANATEE: I thought Tucker Max was a department store chain.


Where every shirt sold has at least seven popped collars.
 
2013-07-06 06:10:47 PM

mariner314: So when did fark start hating on tucker max?

I've enjoyed the stories. They make me laugh.


10 years ago.
 
2013-07-06 06:28:14 PM

BATMANATEE: I thought Tucker Max was a department store chain.


I thought it was some extra strength form of medicated pad for hemorrhoids.
 
2013-07-06 06:30:21 PM

Ishkur: Tucker Max must be 40 by now.

40!

And he's still bragging about shiat he did back in College.

If it weren't for John Fitzgerald Page, people would still be calling Tucker the douchelord of the internet.


Actually he's done writing those type of stories. The play wasn't his idea either, some producer asked him if he could and he said sure. He didn't like the play either.

It is funny though how people who hate him just jump to conclusions.
 
2013-07-06 06:41:17 PM
The only things this guy has done that were unequivocally funny were his anal sex story and Tardblog. Tardblog was fantastic. Other than that he hasn't been relevant for about 7+ years. People give him grief by saying his stuff is made up. That's like people feeling superior for saying professional wrestling is choreographed. It's made up? No shizzle, Sherlock. Tucker Max is a gimmick. A character. Of course he isn't going to break kayfabe by saying it's all an act.
 
2013-07-06 06:43:49 PM

robsul82: dickfreckle: Have any of us ever met a guy with Tucker as a first name who wasn't a complete douchenozzle? Is it the world's greatest coincidence or can someone provide data supporting a correlation?

[b.vimeocdn.com image 640x357]

"Hi, Tucker, I'm Todd!"

"Hi, Todd, I'm Tucker!"


fark Tucker. Tucker sucks!
 
2013-07-06 06:47:11 PM
Drew told me in NOLA that he helped Tucker finish his last book. I wonder if he's going to get a call to help him again.
 
2013-07-06 07:00:38 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Be careful talking about Drew's bro like that.


i1.ytimg.com

And for just $6 a month you can subsidize important theater work in the arts community.

/what Tucker sees just before the vinegar strokes...
 
2013-07-06 08:01:49 PM
I don't like what he stands for.
 
2013-07-06 08:09:00 PM

ParagonComplex: The only things this guy has done that were unequivocally funny were his anal sex story and Tardblog. Tardblog was fantastic. Other than that he hasn't been relevant for about 7+ years. People give him grief by saying his stuff is made up. That's like people feeling superior for saying professional wrestling is choreographed. It's made up? No shizzle, Sherlock. Tucker Max is a gimmick. A character. Of course he isn't going to break kayfabe by saying it's all an act.




But Tucker made up completely stupid stuff. One of the stories in his book talks about being drunk in Austin and having to bail one of his buddies out of Austin county jail.  Austin is in Travis county.
 
2013-07-06 08:11:26 PM

HempHead: ParagonComplex: The only things this guy has done that were unequivocally funny were his anal sex story and Tardblog. Tardblog was fantastic. Other than that he hasn't been relevant for about 7+ years. People give him grief by saying his stuff is made up. That's like people feeling superior for saying professional wrestling is choreographed. It's made up? No shizzle, Sherlock. Tucker Max is a gimmick. A character. Of course he isn't going to break kayfabe by saying it's all an act.

But Tucker made up completely stupid stuff. One of the stories in his book talks about being drunk in Austin and having to bail one of his buddies out of Austin county jail.  Austin is in Travis county.


Hey, if Kevin Costner can build a Metro station in Georgetown, then Tucker Max can rename a county in Texas.
 
2013-07-06 08:14:49 PM

BalugaJoe: I don't like what he stands for.


The National Anthem?  Judges?
 
2013-07-06 08:31:48 PM

HempHead: But Tucker made up completely stupid stuff. One of the stories in his book talks about being drunk in Austin and having to bail one of his buddies out of Austin county jail. Austin is in Travis county.


He could've simply misspoke. Something as simple as that isn't too damning. If I were drunk in some other state I doubt I'd be able to remember, or care to recall, the name of the county said city was in. If he said something like "I got drunk in Austin, and had to bail my friend out of Austin County Jail. While I was there he was doing tequilla shots out of an officer's cleavage, and we all went out chupacabra hunting." That'd be pretty idiotic. I've never seen a female 5-0 with big breasts.
 
2013-07-06 08:34:19 PM

Straight Outta Wells Branch: I suspect there's a correlation between Farkers who hate Tucker Max & Farkers who participate in the monthly misogyny thread. Lots of jealousy & impotent rage surrounding a dude who had a lot of fun, drank a lot & made a ton of money doing it. Lighten up, y'all.


LOL, what is there to be jealous of?
 
2013-07-06 08:37:11 PM
I hate to sound like one of those "I'm above it all' asshats

But if it wasn't for Fark, I 'd have no idea who this guy was.
 
2013-07-06 08:39:58 PM

ParagonComplex: The only things this guy has done that were unequivocally funny were his anal sex story and Tardblog. Tardblog was fantastic. Other than that he hasn't been relevant for about 7+ years. People give him grief by saying his stuff is made up. That's like people feeling superior for saying professional wrestling is choreographed. It's made up? No shizzle, Sherlock. Tucker Max is a gimmick. A character. Of course he isn't going to break kayfabe by saying it's all an act.


I'm baffled that someone would actually use the word shizzle. As for his act, it's utterly boring. Frat boys are boring. 40 year olds who reminisce about their college, or worse, high school days, are simply pathetic.
 
2013-07-06 09:01:09 PM

LectertheChef: ParagonComplex: The only things this guy has done that were unequivocally funny were his anal sex story and Tardblog. Tardblog was fantastic. Other than that he hasn't been relevant for about 7+ years. People give him grief by saying his stuff is made up. That's like people feeling superior for saying professional wrestling is choreographed. It's made up? No shizzle, Sherlock. Tucker Max is a gimmick. A character. Of course he isn't going to break kayfabe by saying it's all an act.

I'm baffled that someone would actually use the word shizzle. As for his act, it's utterly boring. Frat boys are boring. 40 year olds who reminisce about their college, or worse, high school days, are simply pathetic.



Tucker Max is the literary equivalent of a hair metal singer who can't shut up about how many chicks he banged in 1988.
We get it, dude. College was awesome.
 
2013-07-06 09:05:30 PM

El Freak: mariner314: So when did fark start hating on tucker max?

I've enjoyed the stories. They make me laugh.

Everybody with a functioning brain hates Tucker Max. He's a misogynistic, overgrown adolescent dudebro asshole who makes the world a shiattier place by his continued existence.


His first book's farking hilarious. There, I said it.

Now, having done that, I haven't felt compelled to pick up any of his other stuff. And I'm pretty sure if I ever met him on the street, I'd punch him in the face just on principle.

/heard him in a interview once a couple years back. Didn't seem like the raging asshole he portrays himself as in his writings.
 
2013-07-06 09:13:17 PM

Rustico: robsul82: dickfreckle: Have any of us ever met a guy with Tucker as a first name who wasn't a complete douchenozzle? Is it the world's greatest coincidence or can someone provide data supporting a correlation?

[b.vimeocdn.com image 640x357]

"Hi, Tucker, I'm Todd!"

"Hi, Todd, I'm Tucker!"

fark Tucker. Tucker sucks!


Came in here for this exchange, leaving happy, thank you both.
 
2013-07-06 09:21:19 PM
Everyone has stories from their college years, this dude just wrote them down and money from them. Good for him I guess. I can't imagine anyone being interested in them though.
 
2013-07-06 09:28:18 PM
It would be Broadway's first blumpkin scene as far as I know. And yes, it's very realistically staged in the show.

Fabulous Invalid my ass.
 
2013-07-06 09:29:13 PM

ActionJoe: Ishkur: Tucker Max must be 40 by now.

40!

And he's still bragging about shiat he did back in College.

If it weren't for John Fitzgerald Page, people would still be calling Tucker the douchelord of the internet.

Actually he's done writing those type of stories. The play wasn't his idea either, some producer asked him if he could and he said sure. He didn't like the play either.

It is funny though how people who hate him just jump to conclusions.



Yeah, we really should have looked into it. Like, done some research on a douche bag we hate, because we really need to know what he's all about these days.

Imagine what we missed out on now that we jumped to conclusions. Dammit, I feel awful.
 
2013-07-06 09:34:37 PM
Who?
 
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