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(TMZ)   "Construction set to finish faster than a Kim Kardashian marriage." Now THAT'S a guarantee   (tmz.com) divider line 16
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2013-07-06 11:45:56 AM
Yeah, but the bottom floors will be disproportionately large.
 
2013-07-06 02:59:34 PM
is this really funny or clever enough for both a TMZ and a Fark greenlight?
 
2013-07-06 03:04:56 PM
Forgot to add: "Guaranteed To Go Over Your Budget."
 
2013-07-06 03:10:57 PM
"Guaranteed to build faster that Khloe can knock down"
 
2013-07-06 03:58:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, but the bottom floors will be disproportionately large.


And those disproportionately large bottom floors will be raved about by idiots who don't know any better because they've never actually been in a building before.
 
2013-07-06 04:15:44 PM
How DARE they.
 
2013-07-06 05:18:17 PM

scotchcrotch: "Guaranteed to build faster that Khloe can knock down"


But she have good fundamentals.
 
2013-07-06 05:27:31 PM
Kanyedian counstruction company, aye?
 
2013-07-06 06:21:57 PM
Nobody cared about that building until it leaked a porn video.
 
2013-07-06 06:37:20 PM

whatshisname: Nobody cared about that building until it leaked a porn video.


Well, that is the Kardashians' occupation. . .
 
2013-07-06 07:03:27 PM

scotchcrotch: "Guaranteed to build faster that Khloe can knock down"


Hulk smash?
 
2013-07-06 09:28:10 PM

TheSwizz: scotchcrotch: "Guaranteed to build faster that Khloe can knock down"

But she have good fundamentals.


Yeah, because that's why people watch basketball, right?

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2013-07-06 09:45:45 PM
Any lawyers in here know if she could sue?  They are kinda using a "brand name" to bring attention to their project.  I was just wondering, not sticking up for her.
 
2013-07-06 11:07:07 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Any lawyers in here know if she could sue?  They are kinda using a "brand name" to bring attention to their project.  I was just wondering, not sticking up for her.


Not a lawyer, but I seriously doubt you can trademark your name into a brand...and even if so, you can't sue over a sign like that.  There is no libel or slander whatsoever.
 
2013-07-07 12:46:59 AM
What about defamation?  One could argue that it will ruin her future marriages.
 
2013-07-07 01:48:02 AM
They could sue for false advertising as construction isn't going to be that quick, or take months to fall apart in court.

Just because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0zX0UCYaKQ
 
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