Straight Outta Wells Branch: Shae123: letrole: Anyone who drinks craft beer also tends to:1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years2. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records5. Read books at Starbucks6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac0 for 10....try again Budweiser man.It's been on Fark for as long as I can remember. It's almost like its a part of every Fark microbrew thread now.
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