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(LiveLeak)   You know it's going to be interesting when a reporter tries to interview woman on her 100th birthday and the first thing she asks is "How's your dick hanging?"   (liveleak.com) divider line 21
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2013-07-06 11:39:32 AM
It's a fair question.

/did she also offer to gum on it like it was a piece of peanut brittle?
 
2013-07-06 11:45:57 AM
I take it that the ole gal likes dick.
 
2013-07-06 11:52:13 AM

WTFDYW: I take it that the ole gal likes dick.


She's a regular fark machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. How many dicks is that? A lot.
 
2013-07-06 12:04:20 PM
It looks like she's still savoring the flavor of the last dick she had in her mouth.
 
2013-07-06 12:29:28 PM

bearded clamorer: It looks like she's still savoring the flavor of the last dick she had in her mouth.


Stop bragging.
 
2013-07-06 01:01:41 PM
Reverse the genders and you get a lawsuit.  Change the race of one and you get jail time.
 
2013-07-06 01:05:26 PM
dick
 
2013-07-06 01:17:44 PM
Grandma, who did you vote for in 1968?
 
2013-07-06 01:19:02 PM

rkiller1: Reverse the genders and you get a lawsuit.  Change the race of one and you get jail time.


You are so full of dicks, I don't know where to start.  Dicks.
 
2013-07-06 01:35:03 PM
"What're you doing to celebrate your 100th birthday?"

"Lookin' for a piece of dick."

God bless her.
 
2013-07-06 01:40:26 PM
Great find subby. That was hilarious.
 
2013-07-06 01:43:18 PM
What's her Fark handle?
 
2013-07-06 02:02:20 PM
She's clearly off her rocker, but I gotta give the lady credit for her gusto.  And the "How big is yours?!" is pure "I don't give a shiat" 100 year old.

/still tremors at the things my ole 103 year old g-gma said before the anger and wrath sustaining her failed
 
2013-07-06 02:11:25 PM
To the left.

/ How's the sleeve hangin?
 
2013-07-06 02:13:44 PM
Great-Grandma is a badass.
 
2013-07-06 02:31:05 PM
One thing I look forward to when I turn elderly. Imagine your grandparents listening to metal and punk with a more "contemporary" vocabulary. They will all think I'm off my rocker but of course it's all part of the plan.

Of course this will backfire as culture today will have no where the same impact in 60 or so years, but I think it will be fun nonetheless..or get me thrown in a home lol.
 
2013-07-06 10:41:42 PM
Yea, she is clearly out lunch.

She's hoping for a dick sandwich.
 
2013-07-07 03:49:20 AM
A pioneer of feminism and equal rights? What, a man can want pussy but a woman can't want some dick?

Good on granny... better luck finding some.
 
2013-07-07 05:35:09 AM
the correct answer is "Low"
 
2013-07-07 09:36:22 AM

T-Boy: rkiller1: Reverse the genders and you get a lawsuit.  Change the race of one and you get jail time.

You are so full of dicks, I don't know where to start.  Dicks.


He may be a Debbie Downer, but he's not wrong.
 
2013-07-07 02:14:02 PM
"she's on a mission.  she's 100.  I aint tellin' her nothin'"
 
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