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(Pajiba)   One thing (one thing) leads to another: 42 gorgeous ladies in hats   (pajiba.com) divider line 40
    More: Spiffy, Marlene Dietrich, Grace Jones, Sophia Loren, hats  
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2013-07-06 08:28:36 AM
Is Jennifer Connelly trying to be Mad Moxxi, badly?

Top hats on women are hot, but that is like the retarded high society "fascinator" version.
 
2013-07-06 08:28:45 AM
While I'm assuming the headline is a Fixx/I saw a VH1 special where Cy Curnin is designing hats now reference (which seems mildly amusing) I can't for the life of me figure out why it was greenlit.

As far as I can tell it in no way links to Buzzfeed, Cracked, or any other partnered/sponsored/somebody dropped a nickel and Drew dove for it kinda site so I'm kinda confused as why it's on Fark.
 
2013-07-06 08:33:16 AM
41; Streisand's in there.
 
2013-07-06 08:38:56 AM
Subby, I clicked on the link and you failed to mention they're also wearing CLOTHES! I was anticipating that Canadian thing where nude dancing isn't legal so the girls wear cowboy hats. Yay for the Windsor ballet.
 
2013-07-06 08:41:51 AM
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2013-07-06 08:46:47 AM
Barbara Streisand. Inigo Montoya
 
2013-07-06 08:47:56 AM
Meh, let me know when they reach the beach.
 
2013-07-06 08:50:44 AM
www.pajiba.com
Ladies, please go easy on the eye-shadow. There's a line between "beautiful" and "three-day-bender."
 
2013-07-06 08:51:12 AM
For putting The Fixx into my head subby, a hearty +1
 
2013-07-06 08:52:38 AM
You can leave your hat on.
 
2013-07-06 08:56:03 AM
"...you see dimensions in two, state your case with black or white. But when one little cross leads to shots, grit your teeth, you run for cover so discreet..."

OscarTamerz: Subby, I clicked on the link and you failed to mention they're also wearing CLOTHES! I was anticipating that Canadian thing where nude dancing isn't legal so the girls wear cowboy hats. Yay for the Windsor ballet.


Are these more of what you were thinking?
NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

"...Why don't they do what they say, say what they mean..."
 
2013-07-06 08:57:15 AM
Haturday?
 
2013-07-06 08:59:56 AM

eyemarten: You can leave your hat on.


You should put that to music.
 
2013-07-06 09:00:08 AM

OscarTamerz: Subby, I clicked on the link and you failed to mention they're also wearing CLOTHES! I was anticipating that Canadian thing where nude dancing isn't legal so the girls wear cowboy hats. Yay for the Windsor ballet.


oi42.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-06 09:01:26 AM
Not included?

l.yimg.com
 
2013-07-06 09:07:52 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x282][media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com image 550x309]


British hot.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-07-06 09:27:29 AM
ru.laser.ru

www.kchristieh.com


media.lehighvalleylive.com

The list missed these...   Wait where's everyone going???
 
2013-07-06 09:33:04 AM

Wall_of_Doodoo: As far as I can tell it in no way links to Buzzfeed, Cracked, or any other partnered/sponsored/somebody dropped a nickel and Drew dove for it kinda site so I'm kinda confused as why it's on Fark.


Apparently Drew has sent thugs over to your house to twist your arms behind your back and force you to visit Fark. I mean, it's not like you came here by choice or anything.
 
2013-07-06 09:44:30 AM
How many keys are they worth?
 
2013-07-06 09:47:45 AM

SuperSeriousMan: Wall_of_Doodoo: As far as I can tell it in no way links to Buzzfeed, Cracked, or any other partnered/sponsored/somebody dropped a nickel and Drew dove for it kinda site so I'm kinda confused as why it's on Fark.

Apparently Drew has sent thugs over to your house to twist your arms behind your back and force you to visit Fark. I mean, it's not like you came here by choice or anything.


Very, very good point! I totally mean it, good point. Good on you for your good point, congratulations and once again, good point.
 
2013-07-06 09:50:18 AM

NFA: The list missed these...   Wait where's everyone going???


Yeeesh... some more, then:
NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

"... It's getting rough, off the cuff, I've got to say enough's enough..."
 
2013-07-06 09:54:03 AM
women in hats are so...vogue.
 
2013-07-06 09:56:25 AM
blogs.westword.com
www.pajiba.com
 
2013-07-06 09:59:35 AM
OK, I was listening to XRT and clicked on this as they were playing "You Can Leave Your Hat On".

What do I win?
 
2013-07-06 10:52:03 AM
I would like a 42 sexy guys in hats article/thread. Just sayin'...

And now I have Men Without Hats in my head. Damnit.
 
2013-07-06 10:59:32 AM

megarian: I would like a 42 sexy guys in hats article/thread. Just sayin'...

And now I have Men Without Hats in my head. Damnit.


Something like this-ish?

Always a help to pleasure a beautiful woman. Or some combination of those words.
 
2013-07-06 11:35:28 AM

NutWrench: [www.pajiba.com image 550x436]
Ladies, please go easy on the eye-shadow. There's a line between "beautiful" and "three-day-bender."


that and way to much smoothing etc in photoshop. there wasn't one square inch of natural skin in there. i will admit to stopping about a quarter of the way in.
 
2013-07-06 11:52:48 AM

LonMead: megarian: I would like a 42 sexy guys in hats article/thread. Just sayin'...

And now I have Men Without Hats in my head. Damnit.

Something like this-ish?

Always a help to pleasure a beautiful woman. Or some combination of those words.


That...that was actually delightful. Thank you.
 
2013-07-06 12:05:45 PM

WhyteRaven74: For putting The Fixx into my head subby, a hearty +1


I had "Less than zero" stuck in my head a couple of days ago, so I'm getting a kick.

/fan
 
2013-07-06 12:42:52 PM
There is no person, male or female, who wears a hat hotter than Johnny Depp.  Although this reminds me...  once upon a time, another farkette and I managed to get many farkers to send us pictures of their wieners in various costume, many involving hats.  That was a good day.

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2013-07-06 12:47:41 PM

poison_amy: There is no person, male or female, who wears a hat hotter than Johnny Depp.  Although this reminds me...  once upon a time, another farkette and I managed to get many farkers to send us pictures of their wieners in various costume, many involving hats.  That was a good day.


Everything about ^this^ is simply fantastic.
 
2013-07-06 12:56:20 PM

Medic Zero: WhyteRaven74: For putting The Fixx into my head subby, a hearty +1

I had "Less than zero" stuck in my head a couple of days ago, so I'm getting a kick.

/fan


i1.sndcdn.com
 
2013-07-06 12:56:43 PM

Medic Zero: WhyteRaven74: For putting The Fixx into my head subby, a hearty +1

I had "Less than zero" stuck in my head a couple of days ago, so I'm getting a kick.

/fan


Do you mean "Saved by Zero"?

/bigger fan
 
2013-07-06 01:37:06 PM
Hats for women need to make a comeback and I'm doing my part.  Not only have I covered my hair for years and years when out in public (bandanna, doo-rag, whatever you want to call it) I also own a fedora for jeans/t-shirt/sneakers outfits (usually to run to Wal-Mart or some such) and my fishin' hat when I'm feeling all rednecky-pink and camo RealTree by BassPro.  I also wear wraps/shawls over my dresses to protect my shoulders as well as plenty of sunscreen either in my makeup or out of the tube for my arms.  I don't wear shorts, just lightweight, long skirts.  Never forget the sunglasses all year round.  I hate the sun, hate getting tanned/burned and I live in Colorado, FTW.  I'm always on the lookout for awesome hats and have in the past built entire outfits around 1 hat just so I could wear it.  Lucky me, I live in a very diverse hood and the hats at my local Wal-Mart are a mix of sunhats and Sunday church hats with a few things in between.

/now needs to go hat shopping. Again.
 
2013-07-06 01:40:29 PM

LonMead: megarian: I would like a 42 sexy guys in hats article/thread. Just sayin'...

And now I have Men Without Hats in my head. Damnit.

Something like this-ish?

Always a help to pleasure a beautiful woman. Or some combination of those words.


Thanks for that! It greatly improved my day!

/Cptn. Jack gif especially pleasant.
 
2013-07-06 01:46:43 PM
In other words, all the beauty creams on planet earth won't fix a woman's complexion if she lets it go to ruin.  Truer here at a mile over sea level.  I've grown up seeing women aging quickly, getting skin cancer, freckles, moles, etc.  Colorado women are hot, but it's mainly due to the elevation and radiation treatments.  Cover up, gals.  It can be done with style.
 
2013-07-06 01:53:45 PM
 
2013-07-06 02:03:47 PM
On mobile, so copy pasta

Oblig Chicks in Hats:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/chicks-in-hats-1opu
 
2013-07-06 02:21:23 PM
Mmmm, Debra Winger in a cowboy hat.
 
2013-07-06 10:47:08 PM

Dragonflew: Medic Zero: WhyteRaven74: For putting The Fixx into my head subby, a hearty +1

I had "Less than zero" stuck in my head a couple of days ago, so I'm getting a kick.

/fan

Do you mean "Saved by Zero"?

/bigger fan


Facepalm. Yes. That's what I get for posting at 0500, near the end of a 12 hour overnight shift on my Monday.

Can't make heads or tails of the timestamp on my post, what is Fark set to, GMT?
 
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