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(Chron)   Beach Patroller dramatically rescues cow stuck on sandbar a quarter mile out in Galveston Bay. No word on whether the rescue involved a Weber Grill and some A-1 sauce   (chron.com) divider line 37
    More: Interesting, Galveston, Galveston Bay, Hurricane Ike, weber grill, rescuers, Galveston Island Beach Patrol  
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2013-07-06 08:13:24 AM  
A-1 Sauce? Heretic! Burn him!
 
2013-07-06 08:14:27 AM  

EvilEgg: A-1 Sauce? Heretic! Burn him!


Hey, he might not have had time for a nice marinade. This was an emergency.
 
2013-07-06 08:36:05 AM  
...Or slo-mo utters...
 
2013-07-06 08:43:28 AM  
He went out for surf and turf
 
2013-07-06 09:00:39 AM  
Hopefully, that Weber grill is fueled by propane, as all good grills should be.
 
2013-07-06 09:28:49 AM  
You don't rescue a cow like that all at once.
 
2013-07-06 09:51:44 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hopefully, that Weber grill is fueled by propane, as all good grills should be.


Nice troll.
8/10

Unless you are serious. In that case, there is a special place in hell for heretics like you.........fueled by the devil gas, obviously.
 
2013-07-06 09:54:38 AM  
It's Galveston, so he probably f*cked that cow.
 
2013-07-06 09:59:31 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: A-1 Sauce? Heretic! Burn him!

Hey, he might not have had time for a nice marinade. This was an emergency.


I always carry a bottle of Lucky Dog Hot Sauce with me, just for emergencies. Life is too short for A-1.
 
2013-07-06 10:35:27 AM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-06 12:59:51 PM  
If your steak requires steak sauce, something's gone horribly wrong.
 
2013-07-06 01:01:37 PM  

EvilEgg: A-1 Sauce? Heretic! Burn him!


Now now, if we burn the heretic, we'll use up the wood we need for smoking the briskets, and making the steak

No, no we should torture them so they learn the error of their ways, make one damn good steak in front of them, cut off just one small piece, then allow them to eat it. Now, tie them to a chair at the end of the table so that they can only watch us eat, but can't reach anything, and set said steak just out of reach. You and I and the rest of the people who appreciate good food will now enjoy our feast before the heretic
 
2013-07-06 01:02:58 PM  

Tunk87: FirstNationalBastard: Hopefully, that Weber grill is fueled by propane, as all good grills should be.

Nice troll.
8/10

Unless you are serious. In that case, there is a special place in hell for heretics like you.........fueled by the devil gas, obviously.


I get what you're saying, but I am too impatient to wait on charcoal. ADHD brain make me go shiny
 
2013-07-06 01:05:24 PM  

ladyfortuna: Tunk87: FirstNationalBastard: Hopefully, that Weber grill is fueled by propane, as all good grills should be.

Nice troll.
8/10

Unless you are serious. In that case, there is a special place in hell for heretics like you.........fueled by the devil gas, obviously.

I get what you're saying, but I am too impatient to wait on charcoal. ADHD brain make me go shiny


What you do is go start the charcoal, then go do any prep work, then when you come back to the charcoal it should be ready
 
2013-07-06 01:10:04 PM  
Fools! You don't brine beef.
 
2013-07-06 01:23:14 PM  
i637.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-06 01:24:02 PM  
Steak sauce: because not everybody can use a grill.
 
2013-07-06 01:27:25 PM  

skozlaw: Steak sauce: because not everybody can use a grill.


Actually, steak sauce is awesome.  On grilled onions, not on meat.
 
2013-07-06 01:29:15 PM  

Tunk87: FirstNationalBastard: Hopefully, that Weber grill is fueled by propane, as all good grills should be.

Nice troll.
8/10

Unless you are serious. In that case, there is a special place in hell for heretics like you.........fueled by the devil gas, obviously.


25.media.tumblr.com

BURN THE WITCH! USING CLEAN-BURNING PROPANE!

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2013-07-06 01:39:08 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: FirstNationalBastard: EvilEgg: A-1 Sauce? Heretic! Burn him!

Hey, he might not have had time for a nice marinade. This was an emergency.

I always carry a bottle of Lucky Dog Hot Sauce with me, just for emergencies. Life is too short for A-1.


Totally trying a bottle or two or twenty of that stuff, thanks!
 
2013-07-06 01:41:47 PM  
Hope he took enough food to survive the first two weeks. Beef is only good after it's aged 15 days.
 
2013-07-06 01:42:03 PM  
He's helped rescue alligators, pulled to safety scores of dogs and cats after Hurricane Ike, and even put a halt to a pornographic movie being shot on a Galveston beach in the mid-1980s.
Arsehole.
 
2013-07-06 01:50:28 PM  
Tasty, tasty rescue.
 
2013-07-06 01:50:48 PM  

jebusfreak: He's helped rescue alligators, pulled to safety scores of dogs and cats after Hurricane Ike, and even put a halt to a pornographic movie being shot on a Galveston beach in the mid-1980s.
Arsehole.


You say that now, but the movie was Night Game, and the guy was just trying to save Roy Scheider's career.
 
2013-07-06 02:01:57 PM  

Tunk87: FirstNationalBastard: Hopefully, that Weber grill is fueled by propane, as all good grills should be.

Nice troll.
8/10

Unless you are serious. In that case, there is a special place in hell for heretics like you.........fueled by the devil gas, obviously.


Propane grill and ketchup here
 
2013-07-06 02:04:54 PM  
I sense there's a Far Side panel in this situation somewhere.
 
2013-07-06 02:19:32 PM  
cdn.smosh.com
 
2013-07-06 02:59:56 PM  
This thread needed more Dead Milkmen.

A Surfing Cow.  At the SANDBAR?
 
2013-07-06 03:03:37 PM  

jtown: If your steak requires steak sauce, something's gone horribly wrong.


The only time I use A1 is when I'm deployed and the only steak available is 'past well done'.  :(
 
2013-07-06 03:17:11 PM  
jtown: If your steak requires steak sauce, something's gone horribly wrong.

Steak sauce is the sauce that drips out of a steak while you're cooking it, right?

// don't let that stuff go to waste
 
2013-07-06 03:18:40 PM  
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2013-07-06 03:20:39 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 450x250]


Wasn't that when 911 was getting dozens of calls about a cow that was cooling herself off in a pond?
 
2013-07-06 03:24:21 PM  
A-1 Sauce? Subby, your onion needs adjustment.
 
2013-07-06 03:43:38 PM  
Good on ya, Subby.

I could actually imagine a rescue like that!
 
2013-07-06 03:55:23 PM  

Firethorn: Wasn't that when 911 was getting dozens of calls about a cow that was cooling herself off in a pond?


In a flooded field... and then the cow moved on, leaving a lot of confused motorists until they finally took the sign down.
 
2013-07-06 07:14:43 PM  

ladyfortuna: I get what you're saying, but I am too impatient to wait on charcoal. ADHD brain make me go shiny



www.bbqfans.com
 
2013-07-06 08:06:46 PM  
hey now,A-1 is good for something.
it's an excellent cure for hiccups.
 
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