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2013-07-06 07:56:21 AM
Posting from my phone, so not formatted, but here:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/cf26/
 
2013-07-06 08:40:36 AM
Gross.
 
2013-07-06 09:57:01 AM
Just pop it with rendered bacon fat.
 
2013-07-06 10:06:31 AM
there's bacon flavored SANDWICH DRESSING.  AT PF CHANGS

ISNT THAT ENOUGH??
 
2013-07-06 10:07:13 AM
1) there is such a thing as bacon flavored popcorn: this is a thing that exists
2) Breitbart sucks
 
2013-07-06 10:07:52 AM
Wine soaked popcorn would probably taste like wine-hangover-vomit.
 
2013-07-06 10:08:09 AM

RedPhoenix122: Posting from my phone, so not formatted, but here:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/cf26/


They sell store brand bacon popcorn at Kroger even.
 
2013-07-06 10:09:22 AM
I've seen it at World Market.  And they have bacon flavored salt sometimes.
 
2013-07-06 10:11:04 AM
Wine soaked popcorn? Sounds like something you get when someone has been overserved at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema.
 
2013-07-06 10:11:22 AM

skinink: Wine soaked popcorn? Sounds like something you get when someone has been overserved at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema.


www.saltnews.com
 
2013-07-06 10:11:57 AM
Popcorn is the most vile, disgusting thing on the planet.  Anything* you can do to it is an improvement.

*Except fake butter it in microwave bags
/Stuff smells like heated stale urine when those microwave bags open
 
2013-07-06 10:13:25 AM

Creoena: Popcorn is the most vile, disgusting thing on the planet.  Anything* you can do to it is an improvement.

*Except fake butter it in microwave bags
/Stuff smells like heated stale urine when those microwave bags open


1. go to the $1 movie theater
2.  buy a cobbster (largest size) popcorn, ask for extra butter
3. ENJOY!!
 
2013-07-06 10:14:36 AM
"However, Vinson pointed out that popcorn cannot replace fresh fruits and vegetables because they contain vitamins and other nutrients that are critical for good health but are missing from popcorn."

What????

Sure, next you'll tell me that a lunch of cherry flavored jellybeans and cucumber vodka is not healthy.
 
2013-07-06 10:16:13 AM
popcorn has fiber and cocoanut oil (aka it's good for u)
 
2013-07-06 10:16:20 AM
Bacon popcorn is not a myth! I've seen it!

It isn't all that great. Tends to overcook easily.
 
2013-07-06 10:17:34 AM

Mrbogey: Bacon popcorn is not a myth! I've seen it!

It isn't all that great. Tends to overcook easily.


bacon chips made by Walker are more like it.  am i rite English farks
 
2013-07-06 10:18:19 AM
Never tried bacon flavored popcorn, but Bacon Jerky is Awesome

/Eating Flame grilled Steak flavored Ruffles as we speak. Awesome!
 
2013-07-06 10:18:32 AM
Make bacon flavored wine. Problem solved.
 
2013-07-06 10:20:24 AM
make bacon flavored ENEMAS  then when you poop into your loved ones mouth it will be tasty
 
2013-07-06 10:23:56 AM

fzumrk: RedPhoenix122: Posting from my phone, so not formatted, but here:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/cf26/

They sell store brand bacon popcorn at Kroger even.


Huh, wish they had that when I worked at Fred Meyer.
 
2013-07-06 10:24:46 AM

Cerebral Knievel: Just pop it with rendered bacon fat.



Just plain bacon fat, no need to render it. I strained the fat but you probably don't really need to do that.

I did this once, and it tasted good, but it was ... confusing in a strange way. The meat flavor and the corn flavor, mixed together, told my brain "this is dinner" when I was expecting a snack.

I couldn't eat more than a couple handfuls. Probably not a bad thing.
 
2013-07-06 10:25:00 AM
popcorn indiana's version is quite addicting

http://www.popcornindiana.com/products/bacon-ranch-popcorn
 
2013-07-06 10:26:23 AM
Voiceofreason01: 2) Breitbart sucks

Yeah, really, thread's done here. It's not that I hate crank sites; it's that I hate crappy ones. Ones that troll for hits with lame articles about popcorn are especially sad.
 
2013-07-06 10:32:09 AM
I sell bacon flavored popcorn at work.  Bacon and cheddar popcorn too.  We have bacon toffee, candy and bacon snake mixes.   Bacon fad might be a little long in the tooth, but there is an endless supply of them.

/ps,  who the fark takes this new site seriously?  That man was whacked and is now dead.
 
2013-07-06 10:32:15 AM

Creoena: Popcorn is the most vile, disgusting thing on the planet.  Anything* you can do to it is an improvement.

*Except fake butter it in microwave bags
/Stuff smells like heated stale urine when those microwave bags open


ewwwww, you know what heated stale urine smells like :(
 
2013-07-06 10:33:12 AM

kd8our: I sell bacon flavored popcorn at work.  Bacon and cheddar popcorn too.  We have bacon toffee, candy and bacon snake mixes.   Bacon fad might be a little long in the tooth, but there is an endless supply of them.

/ps,  who the fark takes this new site seriously?  That man was whacked and is now dead.


where do you work?  ASP.NET programming?
 
2013-07-06 10:34:44 AM
Bacon-flavored salt, will, as pointed out above, do the job.

I find that dillweed and butter makes tasty popcorn.

I also like garlic salt. Salt and pepper is obvious. You can use cheese-powder on  popcorn but it needs to be sprinkled and stirred as it tends to agglutinate.

If you want to emulate the expensive and high-cost "gourmet" popcorn makers, there is mint and also rosemary (yum, yum--great on a baked potato slathered in butter).

Basically the question to ask yourself is "what goes with butter?"

EVERYTHING!
 
2013-07-06 10:37:41 AM
You can get bacon flavored popcorn to pop on your own and I bet you can also get it at those specialty popcorn shops that keep popping up and staying in business somehow.

/hell no I ain't clickin that link
 
2013-07-06 10:40:38 AM
Making popcorn in the microwave is stupendously cheaper than buying those bags of chemical brew. I use paper sandwich bags but you have to attend to it closely to avoid burning of the popcorn and the bag, although it never got that far with me.

Another money saver is not buying scented teas such as mint tea. Buy the herb separately in tiny quantities at a health food store or in bulk at a grocery store or super-store, and use that to flavour plain tea. Tiny bags of mint, camomile, orange blossoms, etc., can be had for pennies compared to the cost of heavily marketed and packaged alternatives. You can even use a mint tea bag in a cup of coffee to make "mint coffee".

I have a copy of The Tightwad Gazette but came up with some of these ideas on my own. Save money, time and space.
 
2013-07-06 10:42:04 AM
This is bacon popcorn
i.walmartimages.com
 
2013-07-06 10:42:40 AM
why not use Iffy Pop

www.wackypackages2007.com
 
2013-07-06 10:44:32 AM

RedPhoenix122: Posting from my phone, so not formatted, but here:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/cf26/


They sell that at Redner's.  Right next to the Mexican Coke and Sprite.
 
2013-07-06 10:45:46 AM

Voiceofreason01: 1) there is such a thing as bacon flavored popcorn: this is a thing that exists
2) Breitbart sucks


These are a thing: microwave chicharones.

feistycook.com

/clicky pic
 
2013-07-06 10:47:18 AM
/shakes tiny fist at lasercannon
 
2013-07-06 10:47:46 AM
Heated stale urine smells like the smell of heated urea you get when standing behind a city bus. You get a nasty whiff of the stuff when they shift gears from park to whatever. Phew! One of the things I hate about buses.

Urea is the main smelly component in urine, with perhaps a bit of ammonia created by the body to neutralize some toxic chemicals. The colour of faeces comes from humeric acid, which is produced when the red pigment in blood cells is destroyed. It is also the chemical which makes dirt brown, although the chemical process is different.

Oh, I am such a treasure trove of facts a lot of people don't want to know about and quesions that a lot of other people are afraid to ask for fear that somebody like me will give them an answer.

I know two things about everything, but have some areas of competence where I know quite a lot. Worst of all, I like to share.
 
2013-07-06 10:49:11 AM

lohphat: /shakes tiny fist at lasercannon


it's low carb.  that means it's TASTY
 
2013-07-06 10:49:52 AM

phaseolus: Cerebral Knievel: Just pop it with rendered bacon fat.


Just plain bacon fat, no need to render it. I strained the fat but you probably don't really need to do that.

I did this once, and it tasted good, but it was ... confusing in a strange way. The meat flavor and the corn flavor, mixed together, told my brain "this is dinner" when I was expecting a snack.

I couldn't eat more than a couple handfuls. Probably not a bad thing.


Thanks, rendered was a poor choice of words... simple drippings do the trick.
 
2013-07-06 11:08:24 AM

lohphat: Voiceofreason01: 1) there is such a thing as bacon flavored popcorn: this is a thing that exists
2) Breitbart sucks

These are a thing: microwave chicharones.

[feistycook.com image 850x564]

/clicky pic


I'm fortunate to have access to this version which uses the whole pork belly.  THIS is chicharones.

www.mycolombianrecipes.com
 
2013-07-06 11:10:08 AM
Look, we can make bacon-flavored anything. That's not a trick. That's no big deal.

What I want, because I cannot eat popcorn yet love it so much, is popcorn-flavored stuff that actually tastes like buttered popcorn. The fake popcorn puffs don't taste like popcorn; They taste like corn pops, which is a very different taste. The Jelly Belly popcorn bean is close, but still has a candy flavor. NOTHING on the market tastes like buttered popcorn without actually being buttered popcorn.
 
2013-07-06 11:13:34 AM
That's pretty hip! But is it gluten free for people with the latest in allergy fashion?
 
2013-07-06 11:13:56 AM
Here ya go, Subby ...

a.tgcdn.net
 
2013-07-06 11:14:58 AM
its good to expensive.  but my needs get weak intensive
 
2013-07-06 11:17:42 AM
Caramel Crack
6 quarts popped popcorn
1 cup butter
2 cups firmly packed brown (or maple) sugar
½ cup corn syrup, (either light or dark will do)
1 teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 jigger dark rum
(optional pumpkin spice to taste)
Preparation:
Preheat oven to 250°. Oil or spray a large roasting pan with vegetable cooking spray, regular or butter-flavored. Pour popcorn into the pan. In a heavy pan, slowly melt butter; stir in the brown syrup, corn syrup, and salt (and spices, if desired). Bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Boil without stirring for 5 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in the baking soda, vanilla and rum. Gradually pour the syrup over popcorn, stirring to blend well. Bake for 1 hour, stirring every 10 minutes. Remove from oven; let cool completely and beak apart.
 
2013-07-06 11:19:40 AM
Bacon flavored popcorn sounds like the sort of thing a person who died of an enlarged heart while walking his fat ass around would like.

/oh, he did?
//you don't say...
 
2013-07-06 11:28:22 AM

Voiceofreason01: 1) Breitbart sucks
2) Breitbart sucks


GOTO 1

\FTFY
 
2013-07-06 11:29:24 AM
Subby has never used duck fat to pop corn.
 
2013-07-06 11:31:27 AM
shiny and i know it.   but no why i don't know it.  need a man who lieks it rough
 
2013-07-06 11:37:36 AM
As opposed to beer-soaked popcorn which you can find in any dive sports bar.
 
2013-07-06 11:43:21 AM

lasercannon: This is bacon popcorn
[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]


I was just going to post a pic of those too.
These are fairly good.
 
2013-07-06 11:47:11 AM

brantgoose: Making popcorn in the microwave is stupendously cheaper than buying those bags of chemical brew. I use paper sandwich bags but you have to attend to it closely to avoid burning of the popcorn and the bag, although it never got that far with me.

Another money saver is not buying scented teas such as mint tea. Buy the herb separately in tiny quantities at a health food store or in bulk at a grocery store or super-store, and use that to flavour plain tea. Tiny bags of mint, camomile, orange blossoms, etc., can be had for pennies compared to the cost of heavily marketed and packaged alternatives. You can even use a mint tea bag in a cup of coffee to make "mint coffee".

I have a copy of The Tightwad Gazette but came up with some of these ideas on my own. Save money, time and space.

 you are that guy I read about who splits his 2 ply TP to save money.
/are you parked outside the dunkin' donuts to get the free Wi-Fi?

//you can buy a nice stove-top popcorn maker which will make popcorn 1000x better than the sh*t you can make in the microwave, whether you use a lunch bag or not.
 
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