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(Daily Mail)   Hot 32-year-old teacher arrested for sex with student. Bonus: She's actually hot (w/mugshot)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 156
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2013-07-06 01:35:12 AM
Doink the Fat couldn't keep it up? Shocking.
 
2013-07-06 07:54:34 AM
This is the stuff legends are made of.
 
2013-07-06 08:21:19 AM
I'd totally have sex with her...if you know what I mean.
 
2013-07-06 08:32:56 AM

Barfmaker: I'd totally have sex with her...if you know what I mean.


No, not sure what you mean.
 
2013-07-06 08:58:49 AM
Sometimes that teacher, she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a teacher - she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The school room turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred students.
 
2013-07-06 09:13:01 AM
Tutor three times a week?
 
2013-07-06 09:18:00 AM
Would she consider a "student of life?"
 
2013-07-06 09:18:14 AM
Well, to be fair, she's not a REAL teacher.

"Floral design, small animal management and landscape management."

Really?
 
2013-07-06 09:21:16 AM

buntz: Well, to be fair, she's not a REAL teacher.

"Floral design, small animal management and landscape management."

Really?


So, labial fiddling, cock teasing and a Brazilian?

Sounds like a learning experience for most high-school lads.
 
2013-07-06 09:21:28 AM
hot compared to farkers' women? Maybe. Hot compared to what is easily found on the intarwebs? no
 
2013-07-06 09:21:58 AM

buntz: Well, to be fair, she's not a REAL teacher.

"Floral design, small animal management and landscape management."

Really?


That, out of everything in that article, is what bothers me. WTF kind of High School is that?  The other thing that worries me is there is ZERO detail about what happened. How trustworthy is the now graduated "victim" who said this occurred? Is there any real evidence like texts or phone calls to connect this or is it just heresay?
 
2013-07-06 09:23:20 AM
After going through her photos on fb, I can see what happened. She was working out more and getting fit. She was getting feedback from friends saying how hot she was. Feeling hot and young again, she felt the need fir some younger man-meat. Sad, really. Feel bad fir the husband and kids.
 
2013-07-06 09:26:44 AM
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Niiiiiiiiiiice.
 
2013-07-06 09:27:41 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
'Seductress': Police say Brooke Domel (bottom) had multiple sexual encounters with a male student in 2012

Ya she looks like a bottom, course I wouldn't mind her friend (top) either.
 
2013-07-06 09:28:21 AM

jayphat: The other thing that worries me is there is ZERO detail about what happened. How trustworthy is the now graduated "victim" who said this occurred? Is there any real evidence like texts or phone calls to connect this or is it just heresay?


These same questions should also be asked of any sexual offense charge where a female is accusing a male.  Unfortunately, these days, it called blaming the "victim", and you get branded a horrible person for even asking for evidence.
 
2013-07-06 09:31:57 AM
Man, fark that newspaper for throwing all those photos of their family up there.  If she committed her crimes, fine, but talk about going for collateral damage.
 
2013-07-06 09:32:40 AM
I can see why she cheated.  Her husband looks like Santa.

But seriously, teachers, stop f*cking students.
 
2013-07-06 09:33:28 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Why so serious?
 
2013-07-06 09:33:43 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: jayphat: The other thing that worries me is there is ZERO detail about what happened. How trustworthy is the now graduated "victim" who said this occurred? Is there any real evidence like texts or phone calls to connect this or is it just heresay?

These same questions should also be asked of any sexual offense charge where a female is accusing a male.  Unfortunately, these days, it called blaming the "victim", and you get branded a horrible person for even asking for evidence.


I'm not saying we should look with suspicion with cases of people calling rape. There is a distinct difference however when someone with power of authority over another is accused of illegal sexual conduct after the person has moved from beyond their span of control and the rammifications are incredibly severe for the accused. I really want to know what the young mans educational relationship here was before I start drawing any conclusions. But, since its the Daily Fail, "OMG!!1! Hawt Teacher seduces teh studentz!!!!"
 
2013-07-06 09:34:08 AM
she's 32 that means i'll have sex with her
 
2013-07-06 09:38:27 AM
It's The Fail, so innocent until proven guilty. Any other "news" outlet, automatically guilty.
 
2013-07-06 09:38:45 AM
Standards are so low around here. I would NOT hit it.
 
2013-07-06 09:43:15 AM
Her husband must be so proud.
 
2013-07-06 09:43:46 AM
"Brooke Lynn"...

That woman was doomed from the get go.
 
2013-07-06 09:44:52 AM

NewportBarGuy: Doink the Fat couldn't keep it up? Shocking.


Totally a good reason to start farking kids.
 
2013-07-06 09:45:37 AM

jayphat: buntz: Well, to be fair, she's not a REAL teacher.

"Floral design, small animal management and landscape management."

Really?

That, out of everything in that article, is what bothers me. WTF kind of High School is that?  The other thing that worries me is there is ZERO detail about what happened. How trustworthy is the now graduated "victim" who said this occurred? Is there any real evidence like texts or phone calls to connect this or is it just heresay?


All of this ^
 
2013-07-06 09:45:52 AM

unchellmatt: "Brooke Lynn"...

That woman was doomed from the get go.


she could have just tried masturbating b4 work like i do.  unfortunately this only works for men, as women can't cum (not to my pitiful knowledge)
 
2013-07-06 09:47:00 AM
That's 'Texas hot'. Cute, but kind of plastic looking. Don't let her be outside for too long, she'll melt.
 
2013-07-06 09:47:35 AM

jayphat: I'm not saying we should look with suspicion with cases of people calling rape.


I wasn't talking just about rape (where there is often dna evidence) but any sexual charges.  Like men having their lives destroyed be cause a student said his hand brushed lightly against her breast.

Female teacher bangs student repeatedly for a year - 3 months house probation.
Male teacher's hand brushes against girl's breast once in class - prison time, life over.
 
2013-07-06 09:48:12 AM
She looks a bit like Jessica Simpson.
 
2013-07-06 09:48:49 AM

grokca: Barfmaker: I'd totally have sex with her...if you know what I mean.

No, not sure what you mean.


Means, he'd teach her a lesson or two/ examine her lesson plan/ help her score her tests/ clean her blackboard and possibly send her to detention.

Maybe even like to have her for homeroom.
 
2013-07-06 09:48:58 AM
Whoever the kid was should have his ass beat for reporting this "crime"

Seriously -- what 14-99 year old male is going to turn town a hot piece of ass if it falls in your lap?

Sometimes I wish I could be 15 again since everywhere you look teachers seem to be handing out poon. I then remember how stupid today's children are, so I'm pretty happy being 31.

Unrelated note -- I also went to Texas A&M - and her only being 1 year old than me, means there is a high probability I was in close proximity to this woman at some point in 2003-2004 ;)    Nice.
 
2013-07-06 09:49:18 AM
OH.
MY.
GAWWWD!!!
 
2013-07-06 09:50:56 AM
A woman in her "dirty 30s" and a teenage boy are a very good match.  I'm not saying it should be legal but it sure doesnt surprise me that these people end up having the sex.
 
2013-07-06 09:52:51 AM
That's not 32. She's got the smile wrinkles of a 40 year old. Laugh lines. Whatever. She shaved off a few years somewhere.

/or those aren't laugh lines.
//like the fist of an angry god...
 
2013-07-06 09:53:50 AM
That's a hard 32.
 
2013-07-06 09:55:28 AM
oh, those seniors are at it again!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-06 09:58:29 AM
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I think of all the education that I missed.
 
2013-07-06 10:00:20 AM

imtheonlylp: oh, those seniors are at it again!

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Their willies are getting them into trouble
 
2013-07-06 10:02:26 AM

YouPeopleAreCrazy: That's 'Texas hot'. Cute, but kind of plastic looking. Don't let her be outside for too long, she'll melt.


Meh. She's a "Texas 6". We're spoiled for choice around these parts
 
2013-07-06 10:03:35 AM
doesn't "hot" just mean "in heat" or hornie??
 
2013-07-06 10:07:33 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: unchellmatt: "Brooke Lynn"...

That woman was doomed from the get go.

she could have just tried masturbating b4 work like i do.  unfortunately this only works for men, as women can't cum (not to my pitiful knowledge)


My fiance came all over face an hour ago, when I was going down on her for breakfast, so I'm getting a kick
 
2013-07-06 10:09:36 AM
Who can blame her? She's 32 and her husband looks like the usual bald middle-aged 50 year old schlub who needs to wrap it in popsicle sticks and bandages to keep a softie. (But who mysteriously needs to check the hot water tank during football games.)
 
2013-07-06 10:16:34 AM

"Improper relationship between an educator and student is a second degree state jail felony. According to the Texas Penal Code, a school employee "commits an offense if the employee engages in sexual contact, sexual intercourse, or deviate sexual intercourse with a person who is enrolled in a public or private primary or secondary school at which the employee works.""


The way it should be, whether or not the teacher was a male or female.

 
2013-07-06 10:26:40 AM

the_rhino: Jon iz teh kewl: unchellmatt: "Brooke Lynn"...

That woman was doomed from the get go.

she could have just tried masturbating b4 work like i do.  unfortunately this only works for men, as women can't cum (not to my pitiful knowledge)

My fiance came all over face an hour ago, when I was going down on her for breakfast, so I'm getting a kick


Like opening a hot grilled cheese sandwich...
 
2013-07-06 10:34:31 AM
cheating whore
 
2013-07-06 10:34:50 AM
Texas A&M, huh?  So pickup trucks, Jesus, guns and frustrated married couples.  The wife gets looks from every creepy guy at HEB, shaved head goatee Mossy Oak guy would have to get one of his fat cousins drunk while skinny dipping and maybe he might get lucky.  Easy to be the faithful one when you're a cave troll.

I could be completely wrong tho.
 
2013-07-06 10:35:53 AM
She's not bad, but she's not really what I'd consider hot. With that being said, I'd do her over doing my homework.
 
2013-07-06 10:41:37 AM

paulseta: Sometimes that teacher, she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a teacher - she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The school room turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred students.


A++++!!!+++!+!++!++ post best fark poster would laugh again!!!!!!1!!!
 
2013-07-06 10:45:47 AM
Hey Jon, maybe you take care of your gf first. You'll find she will then take care out you. Chances are good this is what happened with the teacher: hubby wasn't doing it for her, so she went elsewhere to get her fix.
 
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