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2013-07-06 08:44:05 AM
Would probably also work for junk/fast food too.
 
2013-07-06 08:44:40 AM
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2013-07-06 08:44:42 AM
Fark everyone in Turkey, this just makes me so furious, just like everything in the whole world does in the morning, I'm off to the porch.
 
2013-07-06 08:46:09 AM
Well if it works,it works. Good on him but it puts me in mind of Hellraiser or something.
 
2013-07-06 08:49:52 AM
Did he break his arm trying to cram a cig through the mask?
 
2013-07-06 08:51:07 AM
Killing me won't bring back your goddamn cigarettes!
 
2013-07-06 08:52:28 AM
What if he throws up?

/Think about that over breakfast!
 
2013-07-06 08:53:39 AM
Come to think of it, wouldn't breaking his other arm have saved him a lot of engineering time?
 
2013-07-06 08:55:57 AM
At first shocked by the extraordinary contraption, his family now supports Yücel's determined bid to stop smoking get famous on the internet.

/ Why is his hand bandaged? Is that to stop the fapping?
 
2013-07-06 08:58:23 AM
Does it at least have a little door for someone to put the rats in?
 
2013-07-06 09:06:49 AM
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2013-07-06 09:06:50 AM

dangelder: Fark everyone in Turkey, this just makes me so furious, just like everything in the whole world does in the morning, I'm off to the porch.

 
2013-07-06 09:22:24 AM
So, this would be a Nicotine Cage.
 
2013-07-06 09:41:44 AM
It really was not hard to quit smoking. Just stop buying cigarettes dumbass. If you don't buy them, you can't smoke them. Simple.
 
2013-07-06 09:43:20 AM

Tophersky: It really was not hard to quit smoking. Just stop buying cigarettes dumbass. If you don't buy them, you can't smoke them. Simple.


yeah.  also the fact that cigarettes taste like ass

/menthol hater
 
2013-07-06 10:07:19 AM
Ex smoker as well -- I would say overall this guy is a dumb ass, but if it's working good for him.

a pack a week for 7 years - im probably not near as messed up as some heavy smokers that go through 7X that many cigs in a week. To quit smoking people just need to be honest with themselves and figure out why they want to smoke in the first place?  Yeah nicotine, blah blah, but that's not the reason.

Everyone has a trigger -- stress? work? family? money? drinking? cards? figure out when and where you always want a cig and then change your life

I had some good ass times drinking rum n' cokes, smoking a few cigs, and playing poker with my buddies, but I got tired of waking up feeling like ass the next morning. When you really stop and take a look at the how's and why's of ones smoking habit, it's 99% mental.  The reason it's such a huge deal is because more often than not, people are weak as hell.
 
2013-07-06 10:09:41 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: Tophersky: It really was not hard to quit smoking. Just stop buying cigarettes dumbass. If you don't buy them, you can't smoke them. Simple.

yeah.  also the fact that cigarettes taste like ass

/menthol hater


  ---- Turks don't care what things taste like.
Have you ever had simple Turkish food that turned out badly?
 
2013-07-06 10:10:17 AM

accelerus: Ex smoker as well -- I would say overall this guy is a dumb ass, but if it's working good for him.

a pack a week for 7 years - im probably not near as messed up as some heavy smokers that go through 7X that many cigs in a week. To quit smoking people just need to be honest with themselves and figure out why they want to smoke in the first place?  Yeah nicotine, blah blah, but that's not the reason.

Everyone has a trigger -- stress? work? family? money? drinking? cards? figure out when and where you always want a cig and then change your life

I had some good ass times drinking rum n' cokes, smoking a few cigs, and playing poker with my buddies, but I got tired of waking up feeling like ass the next morning. When you really stop and take a look at the how's and why's of ones smoking habit, it's 99% mental.  The reason it's such a huge deal is because more often than not, people are weak as hell.


true true.  many people just want a woman to like them.  and by smoking, it makes you look vulnerable.  so u get laid.  at least in MY experience..
 
2013-07-06 10:16:25 AM
His arm is in a cast so he can't light a lighter.

/he's right handed.
 
2013-07-06 10:18:25 AM

puddleonfire: Jon iz teh kewl: Tophersky: It really was not hard to quit smoking. Just stop buying cigarettes dumbass. If you don't buy them, you can't smoke them. Simple.

yeah.  also the fact that cigarettes taste like ass

/menthol hater

  ---- Turks don't care what things taste like.
Have you ever had simple Turkish food that turned out badly?


i had a Camel and it was delicious
 
2013-07-06 10:28:30 AM
Thank heaven after the seventh try I finally quit. Would want to have to resort to putting a bird cage over my head.
 
2013-07-06 10:32:36 AM
oh i FINALLY get teh headline.  it's a reflection of the nic (nicotine) cage.  with BEEZ!!
 
2013-07-06 10:39:33 AM

BumpInTheNight: Would probably also work for junk/fast food too.


Yup, expect to see American women attempting to import cage helmets so they can stick to their diets.
 
WGJ
2013-07-06 10:42:10 AM
2 whole days. Stop the presses.
 
2013-07-06 10:56:40 AM
How to quit smoking:

1. Stop smoking
 
2013-07-06 11:00:26 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: How to quit smoking:

1. Stop smoking


ironically when i started Wellbutrin it made me WANT to smoke..  since then i've smoked like 6 packs.  isn't that shiat supposed to make u stop
 
2013-07-06 11:19:39 AM
What a basketcase.
 
2013-07-06 11:21:15 AM
That's nobody's business but the Turks
 
2013-07-06 11:23:27 AM

shanrick: That's nobody's business but the Turks


yeah but that's Istanbul not Constaninople
 
2013-07-06 11:25:03 AM
I call shenanigans.  Zooming in on that picture to try and see the mask batter makes me think it's just photoshop and a line of BS.
 
2013-07-06 11:46:49 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: Did he break his arm trying to cram a cig through the mask?


Ever read Quitters, Inc.? Maybe his arm was broken for him.
 
2013-07-06 11:52:59 AM

nicoffeine: So, this would be a Nicotine Cage.


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Right!  Stop that!  It's silly.
 
2013-07-06 12:00:47 PM

nicoffeine: So, this would be a Nicotine Cage.


It keeps his bird-hair from flying away.
 
2013-07-06 12:27:57 PM

Dragonflew: symptomoftheuniverse: Did he break his arm trying to cram a cig through the mask?

Ever read Quitters, Inc.? Maybe his arm was broken for him.


Just wait until they put his daughter in the electric box and cut off his wife's finger.

/and then charge him for it
//pack a day for ~22 years
///quit 6 years ago
 
2013-07-06 12:30:54 PM

Smashed Hat: Why is his hand bandaged? Is that to stop the fapping?


Igor Jakovsky: Does it at least have a little door for someone to put the rats in?


DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU BOTH!

/shakes tiny fists of rage at not being quick enough
 
2013-07-06 12:34:24 PM

accelerus: Ex smoker as well -- I would say overall this guy is a dumb ass, but if it's working good for him.

a pack a week for 7 years - im probably not near as messed up as some heavy smokers that go through 7X that many cigs in a week. To quit smoking people just need to be honest with themselves and figure out why they want to smoke in the first place?  Yeah nicotine, blah blah, but that's not the reason.

Everyone has a trigger -- stress? work? family? money? drinking? cards? figure out when and where you always want a cig and then change your life

I had some good ass times drinking rum n' cokes, smoking a few cigs, and playing poker with my buddies, but I got tired of waking up feeling like ass the next morning. When you really stop and take a look at the how's and why's of ones smoking habit, it's 99% mental.  The reason it's such a huge deal is because more often than not, people are weak as hell.


Well it's one of the first things I think of so I guess getting out of bed is a trigger, I should stop that.
 
2013-07-06 12:37:35 PM
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2013-07-06 12:47:44 PM
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2013-07-06 12:50:16 PM

chitownmike: accelerus: Ex smoker as well -- I would say overall this guy is a dumb ass, but if it's working good for him.

a pack a week for 7 years - im probably not near as messed up as some heavy smokers that go through 7X that many cigs in a week. To quit smoking people just need to be honest with themselves and figure out why they want to smoke in the first place?  Yeah nicotine, blah blah, but that's not the reason.

Everyone has a trigger -- stress? work? family? money? drinking? cards? figure out when and where you always want a cig and then change your life

I had some good ass times drinking rum n' cokes, smoking a few cigs, and playing poker with my buddies, but I got tired of waking up feeling like ass the next morning. When you really stop and take a look at the how's and why's of ones smoking habit, it's 99% mental.  The reason it's such a huge deal is because more often than not, people are weak as hell.

Well it's one of the first things I think of so I guess getting out of bed is a trigger, I should stop that.


well we got that DISCO, D-I-S-C-O.  and we're in heaven H-E-A-V-E-N
 
2013-07-06 01:09:08 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Does it at least have a little door for someone to put the rats in?


Istanbul has always been at war with Constantinople.
 
2013-07-06 01:10:10 PM
wait is this story about bees or cigarettes

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2013-07-06 01:11:53 PM

nicoffeine: So, this would be a Nicotine Cage.


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Bravo.
 
2013-07-06 01:52:43 PM
I haven't had a cigarette since my wife came home from the hospital diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. So that's been five months.   Also, I found cancer doctors can be remarkably accurate in their predication of how many days you got left.
 
2013-07-06 01:54:57 PM
I guess he's never thought of trying a good ecig.

www.into-the-fog.com
 
2013-07-06 02:01:50 PM

FuzedBox: I guess he's never thought of trying a good ecig.

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try the kind that accepts Silk Road THC cartridges
 
2013-07-06 02:17:15 PM

Pershing123: I haven't had a cigarette since my wife came home from the hospital diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. So that's been five months.   Also, I found cancer doctors can be remarkably accurate in their predication of how many days you got left.


I'm sorry for your loss
 
2013-07-06 02:18:28 PM
whatever loss. just try a Walkman

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2013-07-06 08:17:21 PM

symptomoftheuniverse: Did he break his arm trying to cram a cig through the mask?


I actually had wondered the same thing.
 
2013-07-07 12:38:29 AM
The key to quitting smoking is to do something so horrible that your self-esteem is completely destroyed.  Then you won't believe you deserve a smoke.
 
2013-07-07 05:28:15 AM

BarkingUnicorn: The key to quitting smoking is to do something so horrible that your self-esteem is completely destroyed.  Then you won't believe you deserve a smoke.


Post in the Politics tab?
 
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