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(Rock City Times)   "Suddenly I see her holding a diaper bin and a lighter. She started pulling them out one by one and lobbing them over the fence at a group of drunk men shooting bottle rockets at each other. I sort of wanted to go help her throw them"   (rockcitytimes.com) divider line 26
    More: Satire, Suddenly I See, bottle rockets, Hillcrest, dirty diaper  
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2013-07-06 12:07:42 AM
 
2013-07-06 12:09:03 AM
That is all kinds of awesome.  Mothers of small children tend to be very short on sleep and the little "alone" time they get is in the early evening when they get the little monsters angels to sleep.  This can make them very cranky.
 
2013-07-06 12:11:45 AM
Bawhahahaha... Good for her...
 
2013-07-06 12:14:06 AM
My daughter is the mother of twins, now age four, and I can easily picture her doing this.
 
2013-07-06 12:16:07 AM
None of the individuals shooting the fireworks sustained any injuries, although several did have large amounts of child fecal matter on their faces.
 
2013-07-06 12:16:41 AM

Aulus: My daughter is the mother of twins, now age four, and I can easily picture her doing this.


Writing cheesy satire? I suppose that's an ok work-at-home job.
 
2013-07-06 12:18:05 AM
I like the concept.  But article is clearly fake.
 
2013-07-06 12:20:02 AM

Frederick: I like the concept.  But article is clearly fake.


Yeah.
 
2013-07-06 12:28:16 AM
Rock City atimes, so yeah, satire.

Love the idea though.
 
2013-07-06 03:10:26 AM

Frederick: I like the concept.  But article is clearly fake.


Did the "satire" tag on the fark link not clue you in?
 
2013-07-06 03:18:31 AM
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CHILL!
 
2013-07-06 03:22:07 AM

propasaurus: None of the individuals shooting the fireworks sustained any injuries, although several did have large amounts of child fecal matter on their faces.


Inb4 Pink Eye
 
2013-07-06 03:22:54 AM
Cats are bad enough. I can't imagine having to deal with Real Human Babies™ on July 4th.

(Or any other night/weekend between about mid June to late July.)
 
2013-07-06 03:23:28 AM

Medic Zero: Frederick: I like the concept.  But article is clearly fake.

Did the "satire" tag on the fark link not clue you in?


I think our comment clued the modmins into changing it from "COOL".
 
2013-07-06 03:37:34 AM

violentsalvation: Medic Zero: Frederick: I like the concept.  But article is clearly fake.

Did the "satire" tag on the fark link not clue you in?

I think our comment clued the modmins into changing it from "COOL".


This.
 
2013-07-06 05:17:37 AM

dv-ous: Cats are bad enough. I can't imagine having to deal with Real Human Babies™ on July 4th.

(Or any other night/weekend between about mid June to late July.)


This was our first Fourth with cats.

This was also our first Fourth with lousy neighbors firing off big ones every 10-15 minutes.
 
2013-07-06 06:11:06 AM
Still a better love story then Twilight.
 
2013-07-06 08:24:07 AM
If the article were real, the fireworks guys would have pressed charges, sued and ended up owning her house.
 
2013-07-06 08:54:30 AM
Around 9:00 Orsborn posted to her twitter account: "I mean, if you like fireworks, go to Pops on the River and let us abstained sip our wine in peace as babies sleep."

Translation: Mommy wants to get wasted with kids in the house and doesn't want to have to do her job if the kids are woken up.

Complaining about fireworks at 9PM? Typical suburban trash.
 
2013-07-06 09:07:27 AM
Another safe, fun and happy Fourth of July in Grouchland.
 
2013-07-06 09:28:28 AM
"I heard her yell, you want to see fireworks, here you go assholes,"
 
2013-07-06 11:47:13 AM
Yeah the RCT is almost always fake.  We know.  We read it in the same manner that you guys read The Onion or similar sites and never, ever complain that what you read isn't real.

Thanks for winning a 25 dollar bet between friends for me, though.  So many Farkers are so pretensious they cannot resist the chance to be snide even if it's over obvious comedy, and in this case your predictability made me 25 bucks.
 
2013-07-06 01:26:33 PM

wittydh: Yeah the RCT is almost always fake.  We know.  We read it in the same manner that you guys read The Onion or similar sites and never, ever complain that what you read isn't real.

Thanks for winning a 25 dollar bet between friends for me, though.  So many Farkers are so pretensious they cannot resist the chance to be snide even if it's over obvious comedy, and in this case your predictability made me 25 bucks.


Your life sounds truly fulfilling.
 
2013-07-06 01:59:31 PM
BumpInTheNight:

Your life sounds truly fulfilling.

Yawn.
 
2013-07-06 02:57:34 PM
The story was so full of awesome right up to the point about there being wine and fruit and pastries on her porch.  Then I saw where this was listed, on the Rock City Times.  This is a satiric "news source."
 
2013-07-06 09:50:31 PM

wittydh: Yeah the RCT is almost always fake.  We know.  We read it in the same manner that you guys read The Onion or similar sites and never, ever complain that what you read isn't real.

Thanks for winning a 25 dollar bet between friends for me, though.  So many Farkers are so pretensious they cannot resist the chance to be snide even if it's over obvious comedy, and in this case your predictability made me 25 bucks.


Protip: don't spend the money on any bets that involve spelling.
 
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