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(KOB4)   Stupid: Throwing fireworks into your neighbor's yard. D'Oh: Your getaway plan consists of running, tripping, and cutting your head so that your neighbor has to call an ambulance   (kob.com) divider line 13
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2013-07-06 12:12:33 AM
George Zimmerman, is that you?
 
2013-07-06 03:48:46 AM
Well, they do bleed a lot.
 
2013-07-06 03:49:29 AM
The officers are his neighbors?
 
2013-07-06 04:02:11 AM
I guess after 20 shots of Jack Daniels it did seem like a good idea.
 
2013-07-06 04:02:19 AM
Should have let him lay there and earn a Darwin Award.
 
2013-07-06 04:50:53 AM
I'm guessing alcohol was somehow involved.
 
2013-07-06 06:16:16 AM
When I was in high school, there were two 8th gradeish kids down the street who got a hold of a LOT of quarter sticks for the 4th.  There were no other kids on the block.  They came down and we played with them, blowing crap up, making lots of noise.

they came down later and tried to scare me by throwing one on the porch.  our dog was on the porch. (they were not even aware of the dog).  Not a big nasty dog, but a cockapoo mix type thing.  it blew up and the dog lost it.  She chased them down the road.  They both ended up treed by a freaked out cockapoo two houses down.

cool story, I know, but it makes me laugh whenever I see anything like this.
 
2013-07-06 07:44:40 AM
I read that as "cutting off your head"...
 
2013-07-06 08:21:17 AM

sirbissel: I read that as "cutting off your head"...


That would have been glorious.

My neighbor set off about 100 large booming things last night over the course of hours, each and every one four or five minutes apart.  It's like he was trying to punish all the dogs in the area.
 
2013-07-06 02:51:32 PM
One summer when I was about 12 I was playing tennis at a local tennis court.  To one side of the court is a steep hill about 15' tall with some trees on the slope.  Well, all of a sudden a very large firecracker came flying through the air, heading right towards me.  I stepped back and returned it with an overhead smash.  It went back into the trees, in a sharp downward trajectory and exploded.  The explosion was followed by some loud screaming, and this was followed by three older neighborhood teenagers coming over the top of the hill.  Two of them were helping the third, who was holding his hands over one ear.  The kid I was playing tennis with ran to a nearby house and had them call an ambulance.  A short while later the one kid was being taken care of my paramedics and I was answering questions from two police officers.  Turns out that the firecracker was an M80 and it went off really close to his head.  Oops!  I did not get in any trouble over this.  The three kids, however, were in serious trouble, not only for possessing illegal fireworks, but for endangering me by intentionally throwing the M80 in the first place.   The one kid lost about 80% of his hearing in the one ear and had to wear a hearing aid from that point on.
 
2013-07-06 03:24:12 PM

Mock26: One summer when I was about 12 I was playing tennis at a local tennis court.  To one side of the court is a steep hill about 15' tall with some trees on the slope.  Well, all of a sudden a very large firecracker came flying through the air, heading right towards me.  I stepped back and returned it with an overhead smash.  It went back into the trees, in a sharp downward trajectory and exploded.  The explosion was followed by some loud screaming, and this was followed by three older neighborhood teenagers coming over the top of the hill.  Two of them were helping the third, who was holding his hands over one ear.  The kid I was playing tennis with ran to a nearby house and had them call an ambulance.  A short while later the one kid was being taken care of my paramedics and I was answering questions from two police officers.  Turns out that the firecracker was an M80 and it went off really close to his head.  Oops!  I did not get in any trouble over this.  The three kids, however, were in serious trouble, not only for possessing illegal fireworks, but for endangering me by intentionally throwing the M80 in the first place.   The one kid lost about 80% of his hearing in the one ear and had to wear a hearing aid from that point on.


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2013-07-07 06:39:16 AM
and the tape CLEARLY hears something that says "HELP!" in a little boys voice

this is very CRUCIAL.  cause this is the MAGIC word that indemnifies us in court (similar to "they're comin right for us").  if u say it and then kill a guy. it's technically legal
 
2013-07-07 06:44:42 AM
i say "no" before sex every time.  and then afterwards, i wipe the cum off and then file rape charges
 
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