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(First Coast News)   Apparently, towing and riding a 600-lb purple aluminum chicken can land you in jail for grand theft   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 30
    More: Weird, grand theft, purple, Putnam County Jail  
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2013-07-05 11:53:14 PM
How fast can the aluminum chicken do the Kessel Run?
 
2013-07-06 04:25:24 AM
At a current rate of 0.78/pound, that comes out to 468 bucks worth of Aluminum.

I wonder where they got the grand theft from? I was always under the assumption that >500 bucks was grand theft.
 
2013-07-06 04:32:29 AM
Dude, totally worth it.
 
2013-07-06 04:32:40 AM
Florida tag MIA?
 
2013-07-06 04:41:48 AM
This is America!

Where a man's  600-lb purple aluminum chicken  is his castle!

/got nuthin
 
2013-07-06 04:43:47 AM
How could you possibly fail to use the giant hard purple cock joke for this headline?
 
2013-07-06 04:45:51 AM

hardinparamedic: At a current rate of 0.78/pound, that comes out to 468 bucks worth of Aluminum.

I wonder where they got the grand theft from? I was always under the assumption that >500 bucks was grand theft.


The labour and raw materials to make the thing from aluminum into that chicken is where the value was introduced. It was not mined out of the ground as a 600 lb. chicken. Though such a mine would be an attraction methinks.

"Hey Hank, been to the chicken mine yet?"
 
2013-07-06 04:52:54 AM
Wow, what a fustercluck!

/I'm lame. I know this.
 
2013-07-06 05:27:13 AM
Everyone know chickens are actually dinosaurs.
 
2013-07-06 05:33:55 AM
It should get you arrested for really bad taste.
 
2013-07-06 05:50:58 AM
They knew the job was dangerous when they took it.
 
2013-07-06 06:01:02 AM
Grand Theft? This sounds more like something out of Saints Row.
 
2013-07-06 06:07:16 AM
I have found that when riding a big purple cock, size does matter.
 
2013-07-06 06:59:11 AM
I think the thieving was more of a problem than the towing and riding.
 
2013-07-06 07:18:59 AM
chicken.. gave me a bad coupon
 
2013-07-06 07:19:53 AM
 
2013-07-06 07:50:06 AM
Dr. Strangelove 2: Aluminum Chicken Boogaloo.
 
2013-07-06 07:50:06 AM
Came for the Beyonce reference.
Leaving happy.
 
2013-07-06 08:39:45 AM
Purple aluminium is very rare. And precious.
 
2013-07-06 08:54:34 AM

Sid_6.7: How fast can the aluminum chicken do the Kessel Run?


18 parsnips.
 
2013-07-06 08:58:21 AM
 
2013-07-06 09:02:28 AM
Florida tag at the beach?

My wife and I ride by that place often - it's just south of The Cheyenne Saloon on US 17. If anyone's going to ride a purple chicken, it'll be near Palatka.
 
2013-07-06 09:45:17 AM

hardinparamedic: At a current rate of 0.78/pound, that comes out to 468 bucks worth of Aluminum.

I wonder where they got the grand theft from? I was always under the assumption that >500 bucks was grand theft.


The scrap value of your car is somewhere between $350 and $500. Does that mean that stealing your car is not considered " grand theft?"
 
2013-07-06 10:58:09 AM

JosephFinn: [thebloggess.com image 457x643]

Knock-knock, motherfarker.


That link is hilarious.  Thank you.
 
2013-07-06 11:30:55 AM
Pretty sure I have actually seen this chicken on the side of the road. Was going to pull over to take a picture, but the others I was working with didn't think it was as funny as I did.
 
2013-07-06 11:42:35 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: He's got chicken to ride...


Well i'll be damned. I always thought it was "She's got a dick in her eye"

/tmyk
 
2013-07-06 01:03:55 PM

Don Draper the Legitimate Raper: Day_Old_Dutchie: He's got chicken to ride...

Well i'll be damned. I always thought it was "She's got a dick in her eye"

/tmyk


I hate you...
 
2013-07-06 03:29:30 PM
Grand Theft Pollo?
 
2013-07-06 05:21:24 PM

uglyonef: JosephFinn: [thebloggess.com image 457x643]

Knock-knock, motherfarker.

That link is hilarious.  Thank you.


Quite welcome.
 
2013-07-06 06:30:24 PM
therapists = the rapists

pass it on
 
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