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(YouTube)   You don't try to rob a pharmacy three times. If you do however, make sure the pharmacist isn't armed with pepper spray. If she is, also make sure it isn't a gigantic sized can normally used on grizzly bears   (youtube.com) divider line 26
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2013-07-05 09:09:24 PM  
Pro Tip: Don't try to rob a retail pharmacist who has been on her feet for 10 hours with no food or, in some cases, a bathroom break.

Retail pharmacy sucks. I love my steel doors, cameras, and bullet-proof glass. On, the private police force is also quite nice.
 
2013-07-05 09:20:16 PM  
Is that bigger or smaller than the college student size?
 
2013-07-05 09:21:25 PM  
1:26
 
2013-07-05 09:26:02 PM  
I like how the can is conveniently labeled  NOT FOR USE ON HUMANS.  You need the industrial strength for junkies, they laugh at the regular stuff.
 
2013-07-05 09:34:20 PM  
Nice.
 
2013-07-05 10:28:49 PM  

2xhelix: I like how the can is conveniently labeled  NOT FOR USE ON HUMANS.  You need the industrial strength for junkies, they laugh at the regular stuff.


On PCP, pepper spray might as well be water. They laugh at bullets through the thorax.

For normal people, bear spray is probably more than enough.
 
2013-07-05 10:52:06 PM  
lol bear mace.

He can't complain, he wanted drugs and I bet that stuff gives you a great buzz.
/You know, in between the pain and tears and snot and everything.
 
2013-07-05 11:08:03 PM  
The guy will be out of prison soon, he was convicted in 2012.
 
2013-07-05 11:54:54 PM  
Too bad she didn't have a Smith & Wesson, she'd save the taxpayers a bundle.
 
2013-07-06 12:12:50 AM  

Richard Freckle: 1:26


Thank you!
 
2013-07-06 03:25:30 AM  
The funniest part was that HIS PARENTS had to go call 911 for him when he got home.

WTF Mom and Dad? Were you that oblivious to the fact that your son is a farking deadbeat that he has to rob pharmacies?
 
2013-07-06 04:44:30 AM  

Richard Freckle: 1:26


What's your point?
 
2013-07-06 05:41:07 AM  
My wife has been robbed 5 times at different retail pharmacy locations.  When off the clock she has her pistol, but on the clock she just hands the drugs over.  I'm looking forward to her getting a job at a hospital.
 
2013-07-06 06:50:03 AM  
Bwahahahhahahahahah!!!! He so totally deserved the face full of bear repellent!
Fool me once shame on me fool me twice shame on you try it a third time and I will fark you up!!!!
 
2013-07-06 07:09:45 AM  
Go be emaciated somewhere else...
 
2013-07-06 07:39:11 AM  

MurphyMurphy: lol bear mace.

He can't complain, he wanted drugs and I bet that stuff gives you a great buzz.
/You know, in between the pain and tears and snot and everything.


Endorphins? LOL!
 
2013-07-06 09:33:33 AM  
Hope the guy enjoyed the blistered skin. The bear spay she used was rated between 2 million to 3.3 million SCH's
http://www.udap.com/Bearspecifications.htm
 
2013-07-06 10:31:52 AM  

ng2810: The funniest part was that HIS PARENTS had to go call 911 for him when he got home.

WTF Mom and Dad? Were you that oblivious to the fact that your son is a farking deadbeat junkie that he has to rob pharmacies?


FTFY
 
2013-07-06 02:26:28 PM  
The "Closed, Just Robbed" sign cracked me up. Reminded me of

blog.millsrecordcompany.com
 
2013-07-06 02:48:54 PM  
Wonder how long it took to air out the store. You get a lot of respiratory patients in pharmacies.
 
2013-07-06 03:40:32 PM  
If you had just given the prick 3 in the chest and one in the head to make sure "you know..zombies" zombie armed robber wouldn't have come back so often.

/Thanks libtards
 
2013-07-06 04:12:41 PM  

Sagus: Hope the guy enjoyed the blistered skin. The bear spay she used was rated between 2 million to 3.3 million SCH's
http://www.udap.com/Bearspecifications.htm



Fox Labs Five Point Three Pepper Spray laughs at your bear spray.  My brother uses this at our county jail. Used it on a dog once trying to attack me riding my bike once. Broke him of that.

www.uscav.com
 
2013-07-06 05:58:04 PM  

Mad Mark: Sagus: Hope the guy enjoyed the blistered skin. The bear spay she used was rated between 2 million to 3.3 million SCH's
http://www.udap.com/Bearspecifications.htm


Fox Labs Five Point Three Pepper Spray laughs at your bear spray.  My brother uses this at our county jail. Used it on a dog once trying to attack me riding my bike once. Broke him of that.


Jesus did it kill the dog?
 
2013-07-06 10:08:52 PM  
That was the party size can. Way to go pharmacist lady.
 
2013-07-06 10:55:39 PM  
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2013-07-07 01:20:51 PM  
"Go beg for pills somewhere else."
 
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