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(Telegraph)   "Style and comfort for the discriminating crotch" The underwear of your dreams, only $30 for a 3 pack   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 46
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2013-07-05 09:22:21 PM
Yawn.  Wake me when they can shoot porn directly into my crotch...
 
2013-07-05 09:41:19 PM
I bought some boxer briefs a while back that were like 18 bucks a pop. And they weren't even from a fancy store.
 
2013-07-05 10:38:42 PM
cmsimg.montgomeryadvertiser.com
 
2013-07-05 11:04:34 PM
Sky Deutschland said it had not made a decision on whether to launch the campaign.

How about nein?
 
2013-07-05 11:27:47 PM
"Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?"

"Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree."
 
2013-07-05 11:48:55 PM
Guessing this will result in making most people avoid touching the windows.
 
2013-07-05 11:51:26 PM

LargeCanine: Guessing this will result in making most people avoid touching the windows.


After an initial period of amusement and playing with them.
 
2013-07-05 11:51:31 PM
That would have me using a spring-loaded centerpunch rather quickly to destroy the window.
 
2013-07-05 11:54:32 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-05 11:56:15 PM

tallguywithglasseson: "Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?"

"Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree."


Came for the futurama reference and leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-05 11:56:22 PM
/That's the joke...
//damnitsomuch!
 
2013-07-05 11:59:01 PM
Riding across the Outback can be tough. Especially on a big guy like me. That's why I wear Down Underwear. The one with the pouch.
 
2013-07-05 11:59:13 PM

tallguywithglasseson: "Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?"

"Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree."


Came for the futurama reference and leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-06 12:04:17 AM
Man, I used to listen to my mp3's and sleep on the subway.  If the window was vibrating, it would've messed with my naptime.
 
2013-07-06 12:05:20 AM

CipollinaFan: Came for the futurama reference and leaving satisfied.


I thought that's what subby was referencing in the headline.
 
2013-07-06 12:14:44 AM

Mangoose: I bought some boxer briefs a while back that were like 18 bucks a pop. And they weren't even from a fancy store.


I went to Sears last year to get some socks. They wanted $25 for a six pack of plain white socks. fark that, I went to the flea market and got a 10 pack for $7.
 
2013-07-06 12:14:48 AM
My crotch is not discriminating.  It appreciates chicks regardless of race or ethnicity.
 
2013-07-06 12:23:10 AM

CipollinaFan: tallguywithglasseson: "Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?"

"Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree."

Came for the futurama reference and leaving satisfied.


Man, I'm getting old. I only got half a chub for the Futurama reference.
 
2013-07-06 12:24:31 AM

ongbok: Mangoose: I bought some boxer briefs a while back that were like 18 bucks a pop. And they weren't even from a fancy store.

I went to Sears last year to get some socks. They wanted $25 for a six pack of plain white socks. fark that, I went to the flea market and got a 10 pack for $7.


They probably even threw in the fleas for free! You pay extra for that at Macys.
 
2013-07-06 12:26:51 AM
I kept looking to see if this was an Onion article. Unfortunately I was wrong. Now I'll eventually have to abandon my prime airline head-against-the-window-sleeping stance, else risk the wrath of Flo beaming insurance messages into my brain as I sleep.
 
2013-07-06 12:34:20 AM
Sorry, but the underwear of my dreams comes with something like this in it:

tnation.t-nation.com
 
2013-07-06 12:40:52 AM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-06 01:08:59 AM
Cute. Perhaps you could include "Get your greasy head off my glass!"
 
2013-07-06 01:40:43 AM
I can see this going over well with schizophrenics.
 
2013-07-06 01:54:21 AM

ParagonComplex: I can see this going over well with schizophrenics.


At the rate we're going, schizophrenics will just be considered an untapped market for independent advertising - harder to reach than the average person, of course, due to independently and spontaneously generated content, but easier to manipulate once you get a psychic "foot in the door", if you will. Consistent modeling of that demographic, and its constituent clusters, should provide enough predictive analysis to insert the necessary advertising into the scenarios already occurring within a given cluster. "Before shaving the cat, perhaps you should have a Coke!"

Not that I've given this any thought, mind you.
 
2013-07-06 01:58:53 AM
I give it no more than a week before someone figures out how to hack the system and starts putting in satanic messages.
 
2013-07-06 01:59:50 AM

FormlessOne: "Before shaving the cat, perhaps you should have a Coke!"


Not that I've given this any thought, mind you.

I can't blame you.  I never much cared for Coke ever since they switched to high fructose corn syrup.
 
2013-07-06 02:03:34 AM
Went shopping a couple weeks ago and hit up my fav under armor store for a couple new shirts. See they're selling boxer-briefs for about $25 per pair.

I was o.0 at the price.

So later that week I head to the bar for dinner/pool with a friend. Start telling him about this insanely priced underwear I saw. He looks at me in the most serious frank face and says "dude, they are worth every damn penny"

/might have to try some of this expensive crotch wear
//when your boys are happy, YOU are happy
 
2013-07-06 02:26:17 AM

MurphyMurphy: Went shopping a couple weeks ago and hit up my fav under armor store for a couple new shirts. See they're selling boxer-briefs for about $25 per pair.

I was o.0 at the price.

So later that week I head to the bar for dinner/pool with a friend. Start telling him about this insanely priced underwear I saw. He looks at me in the most serious frank face and says "dude, they are worth every damn penny"

/might have to try some of this expensive crotch wear
//when your boys are happy, YOU are happy


http://www.ebay.ca/itm/100-Silk-Knit-Mens-Underwear-Boxer-Briefs-Siz e- L-XL-2XL-3XL-/140995663798?pt=US_CSA_MC_Underwear&var=&hash=item20d3ff 17b6
Silk underwear sounds really girly, but fark you! It is comfortable, asshole. Also comfortable asshole. Seriously though silk boxers are great.
 
2013-07-06 04:39:07 AM

FormlessOne: At the rate we're going, schizophrenics will just be considered an untapped market for independent advertising - harder to reach than the average person, of course, due to independently and spontaneously generated content, but easier to manipulate once you get a psychic "foot in the door", if you will. Consistent modeling of that demographic, and its constituent clusters, should provide enough predictive analysis to insert the necessary advertising into the scenarios already occurring within a given cluster. "Before shaving the cat, perhaps you should have a Coke!"

Not that I've given this any thought, mind you.


They could market cigarettes to them since nicotine helps schizophrenics a lot. "All the Voices agree that Camel Crush Menthols MAKE US HAPPY AND NOT WANT TO STRANGLE UGLY BABIES!" or something.
 
2013-07-06 06:38:18 AM
Is this some weird train news crotch adornment thread wreck?

Headline : Expensive crotch cover
Article : Weird train adverts

Maybe it is a test to see who clicks the links?
 
2013-07-06 06:52:05 AM

OgreMagi: FormlessOne: "Before shaving the cat, perhaps you should have a Coke!"

Not that I've given this any thought, mind you.

I can't blame you.  I never much cared for Coke ever since they switched to high fructose corn syrup.


let me guess..

influenced by:

flavor:  0%
"health" studies:  100%
 
2013-07-06 07:12:50 AM
kosher coke tastes like ass compared to HFCS coke
 
2013-07-06 07:50:53 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: OgreMagi: FormlessOne: "Before shaving the cat, perhaps you should have a Coke!"

Not that I've given this any thought, mind you.

I can't blame you.  I never much cared for Coke ever since they switched to high fructose corn syrup.

let me guess..

influenced by:

flavor:  0%
"health" studies:  100%


Mix MSG, butter, salt and sugar and it will taste great but it will kill you in a year if you eat it regularly. Your "point"?

If I got my caffeine from Coca Cola in the morning I would have to have 907g of HFCS daily mixed in as well...

(Coke has the equivalent of four tablespoons of sugar in a single espresso worth of caffeine)

Also both types of coke taste like ass.
 
2013-07-06 09:15:09 AM

ongbok: Mangoose: I bought some boxer briefs a while back that were like 18 bucks a pop. And they weren't even from a fancy store.

I went to Sears last year to get some socks. They wanted $25 for a six pack of plain white socks. fark that, I went to the flea market and got a 10 pack for $7.


It's like 30 bucks for a t-shirt at the gap. Home of the wear-for-one-season throwaways.

You all know the song "Thrift Shop"? Thing that bothers me from that song is when he sings about 60 dollars for a gucci t shirt. It's like 300 for a gucci tee. Song. Ruined.
 
2013-07-06 09:29:01 AM
This will go over real well with people who just want to rest without having to hear a commercial, music, news report, etc.
 
2013-07-06 09:56:15 AM

Mangoose: ongbok: Mangoose: I bought some boxer briefs a while back that were like 18 bucks a pop. And they weren't even from a fancy store.

I went to Sears last year to get some socks. They wanted $25 for a six pack of plain white socks. fark that, I went to the flea market and got a 10 pack for $7.

It's like 30 bucks for a t-shirt at the gap. Home of the wear-for-one-season throwaways.

You all know the song "Thrift Shop"? Thing that bothers me from that song is when he sings about 60 dollars for a gucci t shirt. It's like 300 for a gucci tee. Song. Ruined.


$510, actually.
 
2013-07-06 10:04:46 AM

ParagonComplex: I can see this going over well with schizophrenics.


Why not? Not like anyone has lost their head with transit and schizophrenia...

/obscure?
 
2013-07-06 10:32:18 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Mangoose: ongbok: Mangoose: I bought some boxer briefs a while back that were like 18 bucks a pop. And they weren't even from a fancy store.

I went to Sears last year to get some socks. They wanted $25 for a six pack of plain white socks. fark that, I went to the flea market and got a 10 pack for $7.

It's like 30 bucks for a t-shirt at the gap. Home of the wear-for-one-season throwaways.

You all know the song "Thrift Shop"? Thing that bothers me from that song is when he sings about 60 dollars for a gucci t shirt. It's like 300 for a gucci tee. Song. Ruined.

$510, actually.


That's the leather shouldered one.

Basic tees are like 300.

http://www.gucci.com/us/styles/323536X39344074#
 
2013-07-06 10:40:06 AM
Did someone say expensive undies?

sugar.sweetgets.com
 
2013-07-06 10:53:00 AM

MurphyMurphy: Went shopping a couple weeks ago and hit up my fav under armor store for a couple new shirts. See they're selling boxer-briefs for about $25 per pair.

I was o.0 at the price.

So later that week I head to the bar for dinner/pool with a friend. Start telling him about this insanely priced underwear I saw. He looks at me in the most serious frank face and says "dude, they are worth every damn penny"

/might have to try some of this expensive crotch wear
//when your boys are happy, YOU are happy


Your friend is 100% correct. Worth every damn penny. Accept no substitutes. I wear the ones with the fly every day, the ones with no fly for workouts. Keep them out of the dryer and they last for years.
 
2013-07-06 11:16:33 AM

dready zim: Jon iz teh kewl: OgreMagi: FormlessOne: "Before shaving the cat, perhaps you should have a Coke!"

Not that I've given this any thought, mind you.

I can't blame you.  I never much cared for Coke ever since they switched to high fructose corn syrup.

let me guess..

influenced by:

flavor:  0%
"health" studies:  100%

Mix MSG, butter, salt and sugar and it will taste great but it will kill you in a year if you eat it regularly. Your "point"?

If I got my caffeine from Coca Cola in the morning I would have to have 907g of HFCS daily mixed in as well...

(Coke has the equivalent of four tablespoons of sugar in a single espresso worth of caffeine)

Also both types of coke taste like ass.


why not just smoke your coke
 
2013-07-06 12:18:55 PM
bestofcalvinandhobbes.com
 
2013-07-06 03:01:36 PM
I'm these uncertain economic times, who wears underwear?

True freedom.
 
2013-07-06 08:58:05 PM
I used to wear the cheapest walmart underwear I could find until a couple months ago. I now wear Saxx, they're expensive but well worth it. I believe I'm quoting Shakespeare here describing them: they keep you're balls from sticking to your leg.
 
2013-07-07 05:44:47 AM
Best headline of the year. Well done.
 
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