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(USA Today)   Dwight Howard is a Rocket. Only time will tell if he's more of an Apollo 11 or an Apollo 13   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Dwight Howard, Houston Rockets, rockets, Defensive Player of the Year, Brandon Jennings, Stan Van Gundy, J.J. Redick, Golden State  
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2013-07-05 07:16:36 PM  
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Good riddance.  As a Laker fan, I am used to my demanding divas actually having accomplished something before the team kisses their ass.  The billboards, the banners...disgusting.  Howard has accomplished exactly dick.  Don't offer the world to guys like that.  Shaq, Kobe...pains in the ass both, but they got the job done.

Good luck in the ass crack of Texas, where the demands on you won't be so great, and you only have to live in the shadow of one great player instead of a dozen, Dwight Coward.
2013-07-05 07:10:37 PM  
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2013-07-05 08:52:29 PM  
1 vote:
The Great EZE:
If he stays in Miami, he's their Jordan.

The Heat already retired Jordan's number. And Dan Marino's.
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