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(Huffington Post)   After calling Herman Cain a "bro" and a "stud," Governor Rick Perry "walked onto that stage probably as kind of confident and loose as I had been -- and then had that little brain fart"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 20
    More: Dumbass, Rick Perry, Herman Cain, humans, Dan Balz, Foreign relations of the United States, Delaware Senate, GOP primary, Dana Carvey  
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4656 clicks; posted to Politics » on 05 Jul 2013 at 8:17 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-06 12:46:57 AM  
1 votes:
He done gone and bootstrapped American bootstraps freedom--BOOTSTRAPS FREEDOM AMERICA!

/Yeah, that's our voting public.
2013-07-06 12:24:06 AM  
1 votes:
UNC_Samurai: Your presumptive 2016 Republican nominee, Rick Santorum.

Best news ever.
2013-07-06 12:05:52 AM  
1 votes:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: His brain farts a lot.

Perhaps he should take his brain to see an ass doctor.


I'd be more than willing to give him a referral.

i.imgur.com
2013-07-05 11:50:03 PM  
1 votes:

UNC_Samurai: With one exception, every year since 1976, the runner-up in the most recent primary or the sitting VP has gotten the nomination.

In 1976, Ford edged out Reagan....
who was nominated in 1980, ahead of Bush...
who, as sitting VP, easily took the nomination from Dole in 1988...
who, in 1996, defeated Pat Buchanan, who ended up going full Reform Party.
so in 2000, it fell to two newcomers, and Bush out push-polled McCain...
who, in 2008, came back from the dead against a weak field including the runner-up....
Mitt Romney, who in 2012 won the war of attrition against....

Your presumptive 2016 Republican nominee, Rick Santorum.


He does poll well among Conservative Fundamentalist middle-aged and older white males......
2013-07-05 11:40:30 PM  
1 votes:
His brain farts a lot.

Perhaps he should take his brain to see an ass doctor.
2013-07-05 11:17:16 PM  
1 votes:
"Big stud?" He actually said that?

Perry must have a vestigial dick.
2013-07-05 11:02:25 PM  
1 votes:

blue_2501: Perry recounted to me later what happened next. "He looks over at me and he's always got that big smile on his face and I said, 'Herman, how you doing, you big stud?' That's a term of endearment that I would use.

Wait, wat?  I wouldn't call anybody a "big stud", unless I was gay and flirting with some "big stud".


Yeah, it is kind of strange. Normally, I'd imagine that Rick Perry would find Cain to be a bit old for his tastes.

But Perry was addicted to opiates at the time, so maybe hia standards were lowered.
2013-07-05 09:35:35 PM  
1 votes:

MurphyMurphy: Fart_Machine: People voted for this guy. Seriously.

Le Bomb Suprize: Perry is the perfect GOP politician.  Stupid and easily manipulated.

If we cloned people instead of giving birth to them;

I'd swear Perry and W came out of the same vat.


P-Rick is from the Abilene area.  He comes by his rubidity naturally.  W had to learn that when he moved from the northeast.
2013-07-05 09:31:59 PM  
1 votes:
Perry recounted to me later what happened next. "He looks over at me and he's always got that big smile on his face and I said, 'Herman, how you doing, you big stud?' That's a term of endearment that I would use.

Wait, wat?  I wouldn't call anybody a "big stud", unless I was gay and flirting with some "big stud".
2013-07-05 09:27:02 PM  
1 votes:

casual disregard: It is arrogant beyond reason.


This guy is arrogant?

static6.businessinsider.com

I find that hard to believe.
2013-07-05 09:11:45 PM  
1 votes:
Oops.


MFAWG: HighOnCraic: Fart_Machine: People voted for this guy. Seriously.

People at one point believed that Perry was gonna crush Obama in the general election.

There are people who still believe this guy can be POTUS in 2016.


It gets better:

Ted Nugent thinking about running for president

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLE A SEPLEASE
2013-07-05 08:51:32 PM  
1 votes:

casual disregard: Rick Perry is a cock-up, but I think the real story from that video is the sneer Romney gives to Perry. He's looking at him like he's thinking "this idiot is a country rube and doesn't deserve to be in the same building as me." It is arrogant beyond reason.


I don't know ... Perry is a country rube.  Romney's arrogance there isn't completely beyond reason.
2013-07-05 08:46:54 PM  
1 votes:

casual disregard: Rick Perry is a cock-up, but I think the real story from that video is the sneer Romney gives to Perry. He's looking at him like he's thinking "this idiot is a country rube and doesn't deserve to be in the same building as me." It is arrogant beyond reason.


In R-Money's defense (a phrase I never thought I'd use on Fark...), Perry is a idiot, a country rube, and only deserved to be in the same building if he were sitting in the audience. He was arrogant in plenty of other ways - his utter dismissal of Rick Perry isn't one of them.
2013-07-05 08:46:06 PM  
1 votes:
Perry is the perfect GOP politician.  Stupid and easily manipulated.
2013-07-05 08:36:33 PM  
1 votes:
For Rick Perry, a rational thought is a brain fart. What the rest of us call brain farts is his normal brain activity.
2013-07-05 08:30:50 PM  
1 votes:

HighOnCraic: Fart_Machine: People voted for this guy. Seriously.

People at one point believed that Perry was gonna crush Obama in the general election.


There are people who still believe this guy can be POTUS in 2016.
2013-07-05 08:29:06 PM  
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: People voted for this guy. Seriously.


People at one point believed that Perry was gonna crush Obama in the general election.
2013-07-05 08:28:37 PM  
1 votes:
I am ashamed to admit I share the same last name as this asshat, After did some research I was relieved to find out we are NOT related.
/Perry is a common name of those of Portuguese descent
// We all came off the same boat
/// We are all related. Yes, that one. That one too. Even that one.

I know CSB
2013-07-05 08:26:07 PM  
1 votes:
At first I thought, "Gee whiz! Running for president doesn't get you your own bathroom at the debates?"
Then I remembered there like 28 of them there. There probably weren't enough port-a-potties in the city to make that happen.
2013-07-05 08:19:55 PM  
1 votes:
 
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