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(TV By the Numbers)   Syfy to launch sex, er, six-part series "Heroes of Cosplay," a serious, thoughtful examination of nine cosplay stars whose work inspires and arouses con-goers worldwide   (tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com) divider line 71
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2013-07-05 08:11:29 PM  
So, Warehouse 13 (or Alphas, depending on your preferences) is being canceled for crap like this?

fark you, Siffy. fark you, Bonnie Hammer.
 
2013-07-05 08:22:51 PM  
How is that channel still on the air?
 
2013-07-05 08:24:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is that channel still on the air?


Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
 
2013-07-05 08:31:19 PM  
No Jessica Nigri or Ruby Leigh Young? Pfffffffft.
 
2013-07-05 08:34:16 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is that channel still on the air?


I'll tell you how:

otavafiles.fi

That's how, biatches.  Oh, what? not enough?

4.bp.blogspot.com

Bam! How's that for a slice of fired gold?

What?! Still not enough shark for ya?

upload.wikimedia.org

Suck it. Suck it long and hard.
 
2013-07-05 08:36:23 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is that channel still on the air?

I'll tell you how:

[otavafiles.fi image 580x510]

That's how, biatches.  Oh, what? not enough?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 283x400]

Bam! How's that for a slice of fired gold?

What?! Still not enough shark for ya?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x309]

Suck it. Suck it long and hard.


I rest my case
 
2013-07-05 08:36:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, Warehouse 13 (or Alphas, depending on your preferences) is being canceled for crap like this?

fark you, Siffy. fark you, Bonnie Hammer.



Alphas will not be missed.
 
2013-07-05 08:38:23 PM  
bytes.gamekicker.com
 
2013-07-05 08:39:56 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How is that channel still on the air?

I'll tell you how:

[otavafiles.fi image 580x510].


Love how they apparently subscribed to the Iran military Photoshop class for that poster.

/seriously, what loon thinks a "sharknado" is even remotely possible?
//they'd die pretty dang quick without water flowing over their gills
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-07-05 08:40:55 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, Warehouse 13 (or Alphas, depending on your preferences) is being canceled for crap like this?

fark you, Siffy. fark you, Bonnie Hammer.


THIS
 
2013-07-05 08:41:46 PM  
dl.maximumpc.com
 
2013-07-05 08:46:24 PM  

Iczer: /seriously, what loon thinks a "sharknado" is even remotely possible?


Or remotely scary? I mean, if the tornado kills you, the sharks aren't a worry; if the tornado doesn't kill you it means you found a place to hide from it ...which means the sharks can't get to you (unless they also know how to pick locks or something ... you never know).

But I'm gonna torrent that farker and watch it while drinking heavily after a U-haul move of 700+ miles next weekend, so shut up. :D
 
2013-07-05 08:48:21 PM  
farm7.static.flickr.com
 
2013-07-05 08:49:25 PM  
BelleChere or Bust!
 
2013-07-05 08:51:14 PM  
"Syfy" is still in business?

I got fed up with cable when the science fiction channel started airing nothing but ghost hunter shows, and the History channel started showing nothing but UFO and monster hunters / reality laborer shows.

What a world
 
2013-07-05 08:59:04 PM  
Meg Turney.
 
2013-07-05 09:07:34 PM  

Alonjar: "Syfy" is still in business?

I got fed up with cable when the science fiction channel started airing nothing but ghost hunter shows, and the History channel started showing nothing but UFO and monster hunters / reality laborer shows.

What a world


Syfy : Sci-fi :: TLC : Learning
 
2013-07-05 09:10:30 PM  

Alonjar: "Syfy" is still in business?

I got fed up with cable when the science fiction channel started airing nothing but ghost hunter shows, and the History channel started showing nothing but UFO and monster hunters / reality laborer shows.

What a world


I shunned the ScFi channel a long time ago. Once Farscape, Lexx, and MST3K were gone I stopped watching.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-07-05 09:25:06 PM  
cosplaycouture.com


0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com\

www.japanator.com
 
2013-07-05 09:37:45 PM  

Therion: BelleChere or Bust!


BelleChere OR Bust?
 
2013-07-05 09:43:04 PM  
1. I don't even want to know who would watch a show about cosplayers. They're the self-promoting bottom-feeders of the geek convention world.

2. I swear Sharknado was MY FARKING IDEA. I posted it in a "Syfy stupid movies" threads a while ago as a joke in a funny list of future Syfy show titles, and sure enough they went ahead and made the farking thing. I want my damn Sharknado money Bonnie Hammer!
 
2013-07-05 09:46:11 PM  
A whole TV show about hot cosplay girls?

Why can't all TV be like this?
 
2013-07-05 09:50:31 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: A whole TV show about hot cosplay girls?

Why can't all TV be like this?


Because it would be vapid, stupid, and intellectually worthless.

Oh, wait. All TV  is  like that.
 
2013-07-05 10:00:16 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Iczer: /seriously, what loon thinks a "sharknado" is even remotely possible?

Or remotely scary? I mean, if the tornado kills you, the sharks aren't a worry; if the tornado doesn't kill you it means you found a place to hide from it ...which means the sharks can't get to you (unless they also know how to pick locks or something ... you never know).


Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Sharknado's in the water. Our sharknado.
 
2013-07-05 10:04:17 PM  
Riki LeCotey

25.media.tumblr.com

Chloe Dykstra

www.bbcamerica.com

Becky Young

youbentmywookie.com

This may be relevant to my interests...
 
2013-07-05 10:55:12 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, Warehouse 13 (or Alphas, depending on your preferences) is being canceled for crap like this?

fark you, Siffy. fark you, Bonnie Hammer.


Warehouse 13 special effects cost money!  That cuts into the profits.  Geez, are you stupid?

/fark the syphilis channel and that syphilic c00nt Bonnie Hammer
//unless these cosplay attention whores are showing their tits, I'm not interested
 
2013-07-05 11:02:33 PM  
My favourite cosplayer only dresses up as characters she does/did.
Here she is in her CJMILFY goodness.

derpicdn.net
Here's one that's a bit more recent
www.themarysue.com
 
2013-07-05 11:30:13 PM  

fusillade762: Riki LeCotey



Chloe Dykstra



Becky Young



This may be relevant to my interests...


well alrighty then
 
2013-07-05 11:31:27 PM  

teto85: My favourite cosplayer only dresses up as characters she does/did.
Here she is in her CJMILFY goodness.

[derpicdn.net image 278x600]
Here's one that's a bit more recent
[www.themarysue.com image 410x550]


whoah
 
2013-07-05 11:32:10 PM  
And here's my favorite: Kearstin Nicholson

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2013-07-05 11:33:51 PM  
mimg.ugo.com
www.themarysue.com
24.media.tumblr.com
blog.zap2it.com

/why yes, I'll take that seat right over there
 
2013-07-05 11:41:59 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: A whole TV show about hot cosplay girls?

Why can't all TV be like this?

Because it would be vapid, stupid, and intellectually worthless.

Oh, wait. All TV  is  like that.


Yeah but not with hot chixxx dressed up like anime characters.
 
2013-07-05 11:46:27 PM  
Cosplay thread?

lh5.googleusercontent.com
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lh3.googleusercontent.com
lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh4.googleusercontent.com
lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh3.googleusercontent.com
lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-07-05 11:57:30 PM  

Tax Boy: [mimg.ugo.com image 480x732]
[www.themarysue.com image 412x550]
[24.media.tumblr.com image 850x1269]
[blog.zap2it.com image 350x473]

/why yes, I'll take that seat right over there


She's 19 now. You're good.
 
2013-07-06 12:01:56 AM  
Came for the pictures. Twice.
 
2013-07-06 12:07:46 AM  
lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh5.googleusercontent.com
lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh5.googleusercontent.com
lh5.googleusercontent.com
lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-07-06 12:15:16 AM  
One last set before I head to bed. Looong day tomorrow, but hopefully you lazy bastiches will keep going...

lh5.googleusercontent.com
lh4.googleusercontent.com
lh4.googleusercontent.com
lh4.googleusercontent.com
lh5.googleusercontent.com
lh3.googleusercontent.com
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-07-06 12:53:09 AM  

Alonjar: "Syfy" is still in business?

I got fed up with cable when the science fiction channel started airing nothing but ghost hunter shows, and the History channel started showing nothing but UFO and monster hunters / reality laborer shows.

What a world


Those channels died when they internet did their jobs better then they could, I call it a (somewhat depressing) net gain.
 
2013-07-06 01:16:17 AM  

Virtuoso80: Therion: BelleChere or Bust!

BelleChere OR Bust?


Met her at C2E2 this year. She spend a good half hour at my table talking with me about my comic project I was promoting. Smart, gorgeous, and very gracious. And the Captain Marvel costume was awesome.
 
2013-07-06 01:24:20 AM  
ITT: Professional models in cosplay outfits.
 
2013-07-06 01:46:12 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, Warehouse 13 (or Alphas, depending on your preferences) is being canceled for crap like this?

fark you, Siffy. fark you, Bonnie Hammer.


Came here for this. Yes, it's another "SyFy takes a page from Bravo's playbook" show.

Seriously, fark you, Bonnie Hammer. She is what's wrong with television at this point - as long as it turns a profit, no matter how shiatty the show, it's a "success", so we'll get twenty shiatty shows instead of two good shows out of them. She's dry-humped the channel to death.
 
2013-07-06 01:47:18 AM  

Strangelove MD: Alonjar: "Syfy" is still in business?

I got fed up with cable when the science fiction channel started airing nothing but ghost hunter shows, and the History channel started showing nothing but UFO and monster hunters / reality laborer shows.

What a world

Those channels died when they internet did their jobs better then they could, I call it a (somewhat depressing) net gain.


But it isn't a net gain, sadly enough. It's heat death.
 
2013-07-06 02:44:33 AM  
Cosplay used to be so cool. It's a shame about what happened to it- bunch of AWs who know nothing about the character gossiping and otherwise being annoying.
As an example, a lot of people now actually know what "cosplay" is.

Can't nerds have anything to themselves?
 
2013-07-06 02:53:34 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: Cosplay used to be so cool. It's a shame about what happened to it- bunch of AWs who know nothing about the character gossiping and otherwise being annoying.
As an example, a lot of people now actually know what "cosplay" is.

Can't nerds have anything to themselves?


Just keep this in mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFhgupR565Q
 
2013-07-06 02:53:41 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: Cosplay used to be so cool.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-07-06 03:05:52 AM  
I could maybe get behind this.

1.bp.blogspot.com

fuuka.warosu.org
 
2013-07-06 03:15:20 AM  
OgreMagi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFhgupR565Q

I gave it 30 seconds and closed it. The voice volume is really low on that, plus The Guild sucks.
The "I'm such a nerd!" top comments are a nice touch, though.
 
2013-07-06 04:11:52 AM  
sci-Fi stripper attention whores ftw!
 
2013-07-06 05:15:54 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: [dl.maximumpc.com image 450x675]


Ahh, Lady Wolf Star. My personal fave :D
 
2013-07-06 06:12:00 AM  
What bugs me about Cosplayers is that many want the best of both worlds. Sure they are attractive and have that fantasy appeal to them, but scads of them are nothing like the personas they portray. The worst of them are actually wierdo fundie christian types that use Cosplay as a vacation from their horrible repressed reality. And of course most of them are just godawful attention whores.

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer a good old barslut to a cosplaying freak any day.
 
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