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(Sun Sentinel)   Man breaks into home and steals the object of least value and biggest headache   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 30
    More: Florida, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, kidnappings, headaches, objects  
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2013-07-05 08:48:23 PM
The wife?
 
2013-07-05 08:50:14 PM
The pit bull?
 
2013-07-05 08:50:20 PM
A Lantana man is behind bars after deputies say he broke into a house and ran off with a baby. Victor Charles, 28, was arrested...

Never trust a man with two first names.
 
2013-07-05 08:50:30 PM

Popcorn Johnny: The wife?


Well, everything that needed to be said has been said.
 
2013-07-05 08:51:15 PM
Wow subby, troll here often?
 
2013-07-05 08:52:18 PM
the big stuffed bear from 'Roadhouse'?
 
2013-07-05 08:52:44 PM
Gimme that baby you warthog from hell!
 
2013-07-05 08:53:11 PM

ArcadianRefugee: A Lantana man is behind bars after deputies say he broke into a house and ran off with a baby. Victor Charles, 28, was arrested...

Never trust a man with two first names.


I knew a Frenchman with a hillbilly name.

Jean-Louis Philippe.

/Arrange that any way you want, it still works.
//3! baby
 
2013-07-05 08:53:43 PM
Obviously wasn't a white baby.
 
2013-07-05 08:54:37 PM
content8.flixster.com

I have 4 more
 
2013-07-05 08:56:28 PM
A 40" TV that isn't digital?
 
2013-07-05 09:00:37 PM
a woman?
 
2013-07-05 09:03:42 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: A 40" TV that isn't digital?



Didn't you see the Florida tag on the way in?
 
2013-07-05 09:08:30 PM
An engine block?
 
2013-07-05 09:09:51 PM
A smelly fat man?
 
2013-07-05 09:15:28 PM
Alex Rodriguez?
 
2013-07-05 09:15:29 PM

Popcorn Johnny: The wife?


Done in one.
 
2013-07-05 09:24:16 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: A 40" TV that isn't digital?



A 40" CRT. Sony made one in the early 2000's. It was digital, but it was also a monstrosity that not only weighed 325lbs, it also had chipset problems, so it wasn't even reliable like most CRT's were. Between its weight and awkward shape, it was next to impossible to get through a doorway.
 
2013-07-05 09:26:00 PM

BadReligion: Ryker's Peninsula: A 40" TV that isn't digital?


A 40" CRT. Sony made one in the early 2000's. It was digital, but it was also a monstrosity that not only weighed 325lbs, it also had chipset problems, so it wasn't even reliable like most CRT's were. Between its weight and awkward shape, it was next to impossible to get through a doorway.


We called them "boat anchors".
 
2013-07-05 09:30:07 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aperture_grille

This is why they were so heavy
 
2013-07-05 09:58:48 PM

Bukharin: Popcorn Johnny: The wife?

Done in one.


Yep.
 
2013-07-05 10:09:10 PM
I never understood "Take my wife, PLEASE!" until I was getting divorced.
 
2013-07-05 10:48:37 PM

Popcorn Johnny: The wife?


and left it a happy home.
 
2013-07-05 10:59:13 PM

Popcorn Johnny: The wife?




You win.
 
2013-07-05 11:26:12 PM
Damn, done in one.
 
2013-07-05 11:34:54 PM
Was it a giant statue of Damocles?
 
2013-07-06 12:01:52 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Victor Charles didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or kidnapping babies.
 
2013-07-06 12:10:37 AM
peteralanlloyd.com
Willie Peter turning Victor Charles into a Believer.
 
2013-07-06 01:56:21 AM

Altitude5280: A smelly fat man?


People squabble angrily to get closest to my musky stench.Wanna sniff? C'MON GODDAMMIT ! WHAT? ARE YOU A PUSSY???
 
2013-07-06 12:06:15 PM

Popcorn Johnny: The wife?


I'm way too late to this party.
 
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