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(Aurora Sentinel)   Bomb squad pumped to discover mysterious backpack contains only sex toys. Bag's owner expects an explosive night anyway, apparently   (aurorasentinel.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Bomb Squad, Wal-Mart, bomb scare, sex toys, Adams County, glow sticks, Tower Road, explosives  
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1879 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jul 2013 at 8:24 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-05 08:26:51 PM  
UNATTENDED BAG!

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2013-07-05 08:28:43 PM  
"Of course, it's policy never to imply ownership in the event of a bag of dildos. We have to use the indefinite article, "a bag of dildos", never ...your bag of dildos."
 
2013-07-05 08:29:10 PM  
"When investigators dumped the bag out, the contents included a penis pump, several clips, lubricants, a feather duster, a whip, and a package of glow sticks."

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2013-07-05 08:29:20 PM  
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2013-07-05 08:31:27 PM  

The_Johnny_Danger: [i43.photobucket.com image 400x235]


Dammit!  by seconds.
 
2013-07-05 08:42:26 PM  
When investigators dumped the bag out, the contents included a penis pump, several clips, lubricants, a feather duster, a whip, and a package of glow sticks.

Well, what do YOU keep in your bugout bag?
 
2013-07-05 08:51:54 PM  
Glow sticks?   Kinky...
 
2013-07-05 09:16:54 PM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-05 10:49:31 PM  
Ok, I'm worried that we are living in a world were every unattended bag is now a bomb threat, but WHY would you bring a bag of sex toys into a Walmart?
 
2013-07-05 11:29:52 PM  
An Aurora police bomb-sniffing dog smelled the bag and alerted to some type of explosive inside...

Sure it did.

/Even the f*cking dogs are corrupt
 
2013-07-06 12:45:47 AM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: Ok, I'm worried that we are living in a world were every unattended bag is now a bomb threat, but WHY would you bring a bag of sex toys into a Walmart?


People of Walmart secks?
 
2013-07-06 12:46:57 AM  
This thread is dildos
 
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