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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   "Qualifications?" "Arson...mayhem...throwing lawn gnomes through windows"   (wpbf.com) divider line 24
    More: Florida, Robert Willmarth, gnomes, arsons, Jensen Beach, New York City Police Department  
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2013-07-05 08:30:47 PM  
Rape, murder, arson and rape
 
2013-07-05 08:31:42 PM  
Kinky
 
2013-07-05 08:31:46 PM  

iheartscotch: Rape, murder, arson and rape


You said rape twice.
 
2013-07-05 08:32:09 PM  
"Although Mr. Willmarth is no longer an employee of the Sheriff's Office, he has brought discredit to his former co-workers and his chosen profession."

As opposed to the people currently working in the Sheriff's office who bring discredit to their coworkers and their chosen profession.
 
2013-07-05 08:32:19 PM  
slinky

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-05 08:32:41 PM  
Kinky...

i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-05 08:33:41 PM  
Wait a moment. What have you got in your mouth?
 
2013-07-05 08:37:10 PM  
Badges?  I don't need no steenking badges.  I retired.
 
2013-07-05 08:38:00 PM  
hell of a step down from serial arsonist to gnome tosser. local police see a connection.
 
2013-07-05 08:46:35 PM  
What a gnome toss might look like.
i1244.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-05 08:49:56 PM  
"The condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder; armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices; the theft of sacred objects; arson in a state prison; perjury; bigamy; deserting his wife and children; inciting prostitution; kidnapping; extortion; receiving stolen goods; selling stolen goods; passing counterfeit money; and contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards ... "
 
2013-07-05 08:50:30 PM  
He likes rape.

Ok we got the obligatory Blazing Saddles references done with.
 
2013-07-05 08:51:34 PM  

skinink: "Although Mr. Willmarth is no longer an employee of the Sheriff's Office, he has brought discredit to his former co-workers and his chosen profession."

As opposed to the people currently working in the Sheriff's office who bring discredit to their coworkers and their chosen profession.


There is much dishonor here. Time for seppuku!
 
2013-07-05 08:53:14 PM  
Binky.

ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-07-05 09:13:43 PM  

reddfrogg: iheartscotch: Rape, murder, arson and rape

You said rape twice.


I like rape
 
2013-07-05 09:51:38 PM  
Well, really. Who hasn't tossed a few lawn gnomes now and then.

...oh.

[sneaks away into corner, hums to self]
 
2013-07-05 09:57:08 PM  
chewing gum in line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody!
 
2013-07-05 10:32:47 PM  

melalton: "The condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder; armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices; the theft of sacred objects; arson in a state prison; perjury; bigamy; deserting his wife and children; inciting prostitution; kidnapping; extortion; receiving stolen goods; selling stolen goods; passing counterfeit money; and contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards ... "


...Therefore, according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused before us, Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez ('Known as The Rat') and any other aliases he might have, to hang by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on his soul. Proceed.
 
2013-07-05 10:34:10 PM  

rnatalie: He likes rape.

Ok we got the obligatory Blazing Saddles references done with.


Why am I asking you?
 
2013-07-06 12:18:56 AM  

iheartscotch: Rape, murder, arson and rape


I came for this obvious reference.  Don't care if it's the final act of Henry V, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-06 12:30:09 AM  

melalton: "The condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder; armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices; the theft of sacred objects; arson in a state prison; perjury; bigamy; deserting his wife and children; inciting prostitution; kidnapping; extortion; receiving stolen goods; selling stolen goods; passing counterfeit money; and contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards ... "


Tuco?
 
2013-07-06 01:31:33 AM  
Kinky...

si0.twimg.com
 
2013-07-06 03:56:40 AM  

Astorix: chewing gum in line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody!


I didn't know there would be so many...
 
2013-07-06 06:11:30 AM  
farm6.static.flickr.com
 
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