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(Daily Mail)   Catherine Zeta-Jones awarded honorary degree, presumably in Gerontology and Necrophilia   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 28
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2013-07-05 03:47:04 PM  
WTF is an honorary degree?
 
2013-07-05 04:07:52 PM  
Now she has to give an oral presentation.

/maybe that joke would work better for Michael, but it stays
 
2013-07-05 04:13:52 PM  
CZJ is awesome.  She seems to be dealing with her mental illness with class.
 
2013-07-05 04:15:30 PM  

busy chillin': Now she has to give an oral presentation.

/maybe that joke would work better for Michael, but it stays


At least she doesn't have to worry about cancer
 
2013-07-05 04:21:11 PM  
*spits out tea*

Oh god, horrible mental images. No no no.
 
2013-07-05 04:23:21 PM  
Commemorating Catherine's cancer causing coont cooties?
 
2013-07-05 04:29:03 PM  
NIce to see Matthew Rhys got some props as well.  The Americans is farking brilliant.
 
2013-07-05 04:30:46 PM  

Mugato: WTF is an honorary degree?


It's what colleges give famous people to get them to speak at their commencement.
 
2013-07-05 04:36:18 PM  

Comic Book Guy: NIce to see Matthew Rhys got some props as well.  The Americans is farking brilliant.


I wouldn't call the show brilliant but he executes his role very well, better than Keri Russell does (send her to me, I must break her).
 
2013-07-05 04:37:47 PM  
Shes really a fantastic actor.
 
2013-07-05 04:42:51 PM  

Odd Bird: Comic Book Guy: NIce to see Matthew Rhys got some props as well.  The Americans is farking brilliant.

I wouldn't call the show brilliant but he executes his role very well, better than Keri Russell does (send her to me, I must break her).


I just have to wonder what kind of crazy awesome glue technology the 1980s Soviets had that allowed him to give fake moustache rides and not lose his disguise. You could apparently glue wings on a space shuttle with it based on what we saw in the show.
 
2013-07-05 04:55:44 PM  

busy chillin': Now she has to give an oral presentation.

/maybe that joke would work better for Michael, but it stays


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2013-07-05 04:56:00 PM  

Arkanaut: Mugato: WTF is an honorary degree?

It's what colleges give famous people to get them to speak at their commencement.


Yeah, that's about what I thought it was. Seems condescending.
 
2013-07-05 04:58:16 PM  

Odd Bird: Comic Book Guy: NIce to see Matthew Rhys got some props as well.  The Americans is farking brilliant.

I wouldn't call the show brilliant but he executes his role very well, better than Keri Russell does (send her to me, I must break her).


Are you farking kidding me? That was one of the best season one's in TV history. If this show peaks in season three or four, this might be the best show in history. And Keri Russel is farking AWESOME. Too bad Mags Bennett got paid big money to go slum it up on CBS. Mags vs. Felicity was great stuff.
 
2013-07-05 05:05:01 PM  
Microbiology and Cunning Linguistics.
 
2013-07-05 05:18:54 PM  
I like her acting, and I like to think she has many diverse roles in her future.
 
2013-07-05 05:28:48 PM  

FunkOut: *spits out tea*

Oh god, horrible mental images. No no no.


Sleep tiiiiiiiiight, my baby boy!
 
2013-07-05 05:31:41 PM  
It was all downhill after The Darling Buds of May. And there's no cure for cooties.
 
2013-07-05 05:59:51 PM  

Trocadero: Odd Bird: Comic Book Guy: NIce to see Matthew Rhys got some props as well.  The Americans is farking brilliant.

I wouldn't call the show brilliant but he executes his role very well, better than Keri Russell does (send her to me, I must break her).

Are you farking kidding me? That was one of the best season one's in TV history. If this show peaks in season three or four, this might be the best show in history. And Keri Russel is farking AWESOME. Too bad Mags Bennett got paid big money to go slum it up on CBS. Mags vs. Felicity was great stuff.


I'm telling you, next season they should cast Dolph Lundgren as the Handler, in a loose reprise of Drago.  The internet would melt down.
 
2013-07-05 06:03:01 PM  
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2013-07-05 06:10:13 PM  
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Amazing what a little plastic surgery can accomplish.
 
2013-07-05 06:11:01 PM  

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Hey, those aren't lasers.  That's string.
 
2013-07-05 06:18:45 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: skinink: [images2.static-bluray.com image 728x409]

Hey, those aren't lasers.  That's string.


Yeah, in that part of the movie, she's training.
 
2013-07-05 06:27:39 PM  

Mugato: WTF is an honorary degree?


Significantly more valuable than a Liberal Arts degree.
 
2013-07-05 08:33:13 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: skinink: [images2.static-bluray.com image 728x409]

Hey, those aren't lasers.  That's string.


I don't see any strings...
 
2013-07-06 03:54:19 AM  

skinink: [images2.static-bluray.com image 728x409]


and there it is.

let's just take a moment out of our busy days to appreciate that
 
2013-07-06 06:23:00 AM  
When you get oeal/throat cancer that is a strain on cervical cancer, then you know he us eating her shiat right. And they wonder why she chose such a older guy, it's because he can make her shake like a LA earthquake.... DUHHHHHH
 
2013-07-06 11:55:36 AM  

dewright_ca: When you get oeal/throat cancer that is a strain on cervical cancer, then you know he us eating her shiat right. And they wonder why she chose such a older guy, it's because he can make her shake like a LA earthquake.... DUHHHHHH


True dat.  Young straight ladies, find a sweet and healthy man about one and a half times your age to spend a few months in bed with.  Then see where it goes long-term, but for those young, just-having-fun-anyway years someone who knows what they're doing beats long, sweaty pumping 'are we there yet' sessions any day of the week.  If your guy asks, "Is this what you like?" out of real curiosity, you have my genuine sympathies.
 
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