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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre, my boyfriend got me drunk asked me to act out lesbian porn scenes with another girl, and I really liked it. What does it mean?   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-07-05 11:17:10 AM  
It means you hit the farking jackpot.
 
2013-07-05 11:26:03 AM  

ambassador_ahab: It means you hit the farking jackpot.


It means her BOYFRIEND hit the farking jackpot.
 
2013-07-05 11:28:35 AM  

R.A.Danny: It means her BOYFRIEND hit the farking jackpot.


I wonder if same boyfriend is all like, "hey, a dude farking another dude with teh buttsex is unnatural and same-sex marriage is evil."
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2013-07-05 11:31:29 AM  
It means she done caught teh ghey....
 
2013-07-05 11:40:18 AM  
It means you should record it and put the video on the internet.
 
2013-07-05 11:48:22 AM  

ambassador_ahab: R.A.Danny: It means her BOYFRIEND hit the farking jackpot.

I wonder if same boyfriend is all like, "hey, a dude farking another dude with teh buttsex is unnatural and same-sex marriage is evil."


Why? Just take it for what it is until we hear different. The guy lucked out.


rumpelstiltskin: It means you should record it and put the video on the internet.


This I can get behind.
 
2013-07-05 11:48:35 AM  
It means that "Deirdre" is writing herself obviously fake "Dear Penthouse" letters again.
 
2013-07-05 11:49:52 AM  

ambassador_ahab: R.A.Danny: It means her BOYFRIEND hit the farking jackpot.

I wonder if same boyfriend is all like, "hey, a dude farking another dude with teh buttsex is unnatural and same-sex marriage is evil."


...he says as he's being sucked off by a dude.
 
2013-07-05 11:54:51 AM  
it means deirdre is an ass.

seriously.. Tell a woman to suppress her feelings?  thats just wrong

Dont listen to her honey.  You go do that woman.  do her many many many times.

make sure the boyfriend knows about it and that he turned you gay
 
2013-07-05 11:55:23 AM  
Dear Writer:

Pics or it didn't happen

Buzzcut
 
2013-07-05 11:55:30 AM  
It means you need to send us a video of said incounter.
 
2013-07-05 11:56:32 AM  
Does anyone actually use lesbian porn? Maybe as a soft warmup, but when you're ready to finish, you need something rougher than two nubile women rubbing each other.
 
2013-07-05 11:56:39 AM  
It means that your bf may yet live to regret his decision.
 
2013-07-05 11:57:25 AM  
It means you're the best girlfriend ever and if I was the boyfriend I'd be making a larger order from an adult novelties company.
 
2013-07-05 11:58:39 AM  
I suppose it means you're a human being.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-07-05 11:59:02 AM  
www.roflcat.com
 
2013-07-05 12:00:28 PM  
Welcome to the epiphany my wife had 7 years ago....You're bi babe, just go with what you want and enjoy life.

To the boyfriend, enjoy the ride fella it's gonna be bumpy from time to time but it's a thrill a minute
 
2013-07-05 12:00:57 PM  
Dear Subaru salesman in disguise,
Does the 2014 Outback come with optional plaid interior (including carpet)?
 
2013-07-05 12:01:21 PM  

buzzcut73: Dear Writer:

PicsHD video from multiple angles with professional lighting or it didn't happen

Buzzcut


FTFY
 
2013-07-05 12:02:44 PM  

oldfarthenry: Dear Subaru salesman in disguise,
Does the 2014 Outback come with optional plaid interior (including carpet)?


Is said carpet edible?
 
2013-07-05 12:02:47 PM  
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought this could happen to me...
 
2013-07-05 12:02:56 PM  
Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me sex feels good?

Getouttahere.
 
2013-07-05 12:03:33 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Welcome to the epiphany my wife had 7 years ago....You're bi babe, just go with what you want and enjoy life.

To the boyfriend, enjoy the ride fella it's gonna be bumpy from time to time but it's a thrill a minute


I knew a guy in college who dated a nympho bisexual girl. He had 4.0 GPA until then (this was his Junior year). He got a 0.8GPA for the semester. His final analysis "You know, it's great fun, but the consequences were severe. You have to be the right guy to be involved in that. I wouldn't have done it if I knew what the result was going to be for me."
 
2013-07-05 12:05:34 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: IdBeCrazyIf: Welcome to the epiphany my wife had 7 years ago....You're bi babe, just go with what you want and enjoy life.

To the boyfriend, enjoy the ride fella it's gonna be bumpy from time to time but it's a thrill a minute

I knew a guy in college who dated a nympho bisexual girl. He had 4.0 GPA until then (this was his Junior year). He got a 0.8GPA for the semester. His final analysis "You know, it's great fun, but the consequences were severe. You have to be the right guy to be involved in that. I wouldn't have done it if I knew what the result was going to be for me."


Seems to be just a restatement of "don't stick your dick in crazy". She could have been sane as any woman (ahahahaha, ahem), but that situation was crazy. But I think a lot of guys have to experience it before they really understand. So no big deal, although I hope he did alright in school after that.
 
2013-07-05 12:07:16 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Does anyone actually use lesbian porn? Maybe as a soft warmup, but when you're ready to finish, you need something rougher than two nubile women rubbing each other.


Rough amateur dom-sub scissoring is the best of this genre.  Motherless.com has one good ever few weeks.
/I go there for research purposes, you know.
 
2013-07-05 12:08:57 PM  

ambassador_ahab: R.A.Danny: It means her BOYFRIEND hit the farking jackpot.

I wonder if same boyfriend is all like, "hey, a dude farking another dude with teh buttsex is unnatural and same-sex marriage is evil."


Why? Why would you bring that into what could have been a decent girl on girl thread?
 
2013-07-05 12:09:20 PM  
hmmm, rough scissoring you say, hey?
 
2013-07-05 12:09:47 PM  
It means your boyfriend just sucks in bed. Dump his fumble-fingered ass and go out on a date with a pianist (of either gender).
 
2013-07-05 12:11:36 PM  
(setting aside the fact that this is a fake letter,)

Seeking another's opinion isn't something you do to figure out what you like; it's something you do for validation, approval, or acceptance. (Or, in rare cases, for critique, correction, and advisement.)
 
2013-07-05 12:11:50 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I knew a guy in college who dated a nympho bisexual girl. He had 4.0 GPA until then (this was his Junior year). He got a 0.8GPA for the semester. His final analysis "You know, it's great fun, but the consequences were severe. You have to be the right guy to be involved in that. I wouldn't have done it if I knew what the result was going to be for me."


You spend your entire life wanting to touch the stars, until you finally are hurtling towards one
 
2013-07-05 12:14:52 PM  
We used to share lifts with Deirdre's kids when I was a kid! We went to school in the Dear Deirdre roller

True story
 
2013-07-05 12:16:27 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: PC LOAD LETTER: I knew a guy in college who dated a nympho bisexual girl. He had 4.0 GPA until then (this was his Junior year). He got a 0.8GPA for the semester. His final analysis "You know, it's great fun, but the consequences were severe. You have to be the right guy to be involved in that. I wouldn't have done it if I knew what the result was going to be for me."

You spend your entire life wanting to touch the stars, until you finally are hurtling towards one


Tell me about it !!!!!
 
2013-07-05 12:17:36 PM  
The answer is the worst advice I've ever read.
 
2013-07-05 12:18:40 PM  

ThunderPelvis: It means that "Deirdre" is writing herself obviously fake "Dear Penthouse" letters again.


bigbaddie.com

And I'm sure that picture of is of the women involved.
 
2013-07-05 12:19:00 PM  

R.A.Danny: ambassador_ahab: It means you hit the farking jackpot.

It means her BOYFRIEND hit the farking jackpot.


How so?  She might switch teams.

gryf: It means that your bf may yet live to regret his decision.


THIS.
 
2013-07-05 12:19:09 PM  
Sounds like the plot of "The Sex Monster"
 
2013-07-05 12:19:43 PM  

Wingchild: (setting aside the fact that this is a fake letter,)

Seeking another's opinion isn't something you do to figure out what you like; it's something you do for validation, approval, or acceptance. (Or, in rare cases, for critique, correction, and advisement.)


Which is why the reply to this fake letter is so wierd. The girl says "I liked it and want to do it again," and Deidre ignores this and makes it sound like that's part of her manipulative boyfriend's strategy, so the solution is to tell him it's never happening again.

There's two issues here, and she can't be bothered to separate them.
 
2013-07-05 12:20:04 PM  

PsyLord: R.A.Danny: ambassador_ahab: It means you hit the farking jackpot.

It means her BOYFRIEND hit the farking jackpot.

How so?  She might switch teams.

gryf: It means that your bf may yet live to regret his decision.

THIS.


He's young and now he knows that he can ask for this in every relationship moving forward. If he doesn't get what he wants, he'll find it elsewhere.
 
2013-07-05 12:21:30 PM  

R.A.Danny: ambassador_ahab: It means you hit the farking jackpot.

It means her BOYFRIEND hit the farking jackpot.


one sided sex, gotta love it!!
 
2013-07-05 12:21:43 PM  
I'm going to need more details before making a full diagnosis.

/and photographs
//and a bunk
 
2013-07-05 12:22:25 PM  

rkiller1: Motherless.com


blogs.miaminewtimes.com
 
2013-07-05 12:24:38 PM  
That story made my boy parts feel funny.
 
2013-07-05 12:24:41 PM  
DEIDRE SAYS:Women's sexuality is more complex than men's and it's not surprising that another girl had a clearer idea than your boyfriend does just what touch feels good where. But you're not in love with that girl -just naturally wanting more of that extra-arousing sex.If you want your relationship to last, draw a line and be clear you're not going to get involved in sex play with another girl like that again.
-=-

Sounds like something you would hear from a Bachman, ignoring the fact she liked it.
And why do you have to ask anyone for advice on that? If you liked it, do it again and make sure you liked it.
 
2013-07-05 12:26:54 PM  

R.A.Danny: PsyLord: R.A.Danny: ambassador_ahab: It means you hit the farking jackpot.

It means her BOYFRIEND hit the farking jackpot.

How so?  She might switch teams.

gryf: It means that your bf may yet live to regret his decision.

THIS.

He's young and now he knows that he can ask for this in every relationship moving forward. If he doesn't get what he wants, he'll find it elsewhere.


Ask for his gf to have sexay time with other women?  I don't see where is the win in this if he isn't participating (DNRTFA)
 
2013-07-05 12:27:00 PM  
It means you like sex and should explore your sexuality more.
 
2013-07-05 12:27:42 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: one sided sex, gotta love it!!


What is so one sided if everyone is happy?
 
2013-07-05 12:27:51 PM  
The Sun is not your personal erotica site.
 
2013-07-05 12:29:41 PM  
It means your boyfriend needs a new girlfriend.
 
2013-07-05 12:30:33 PM  

R.A.Danny: Jon iz teh kewl: one sided sex, gotta love it!!

What is so one sided if everyone is happy?


i was being IRONIC.  everyone LOVEs sex
 
2013-07-05 12:31:38 PM  
Does that make him gay?

i1231.photobucket.com
 
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