jehovahs witness protection: I'm writing this to tell you about the things I won't tell you.
Nayest: This writer is a farking pussy.
Caelistis: This "piece" to me can only be summed up in one phrase: "The anus was unremarkable".It's like this weird, psuedointellectual masturbation effort where he ended up just flaccid and frustrated.
MFAWG: jehovahs witness protection: I'm writing this to tell you about the things I won't tell you.Yeah, not sure what the point was? Contractual obligation to produce X amount of words?
JohnAnnArbor: Japan needs to deal with WWII as honestly as Germany has. Or at least try.
Satanic_Hamster: JohnAnnArbor: Japan needs to deal with WWII as honestly as Germany has. Or at least try.Everyone in Germany was on vacation between 1939 and 1945! Poland invited them. Punch was served. Check with Poland! I WILL HEAR NO MORE INSINUATIONS ABOUT THE GERMAN PEOPLE!! NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!! SIE WERDEN SICH HINSETZEN, SIE WERDEN RUHIG SEIN, SIE WERDEN NICHT BELEIDIGEN DEUTSCHLAND!!!
ciberido: Nayest: This writer is a farking pussy.I'm not sure which is more likely, that you'd pee your pants in terror if you met even one of them people the author's interviewed face-to-face, or that you'd recognize a kindred spirit. Either way I wouldn't want to ever meet you in real life.
LonMead: Human Centipede (parts 1 AND 2)?
Wittenberg Dropout: Pretty kinky for an English professor. But if he really wants to get his nuts in a twist he should work at the animal shelter.Yes, the people who commit crimes against other people are bad. When a person willfully commits cruelty to animal they exhibit what utter cowards we can become and show the terrifying need that some maniacs have to dominate others.English prof should suck it up.
cowgirl toffee: I was expecting to read where the writer woke from a dream and no one really shot JR.
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