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(The Sun)   She was bored to tears by her 9-5 office job, while he was traveling all over the country doing his theater work. So they did the only logical thing and became porn stars (safe for work)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 76
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2013-07-05 01:10:24 PM  
I shudder to think of what British porn must be like.
 
2013-07-05 01:17:10 PM  

Mangoose: I shudder to think of what British porn must be like.


"Almost... almost... almost... and there we are."
"Oh, well done dear."
 
2013-07-05 01:41:38 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Mangoose: I shudder to think of what British porn must be like.

"Almost... almost... almost... and there we are."
"Oh, well done dear."


They're probably told to just lay there and think of England.
 
2013-07-05 02:07:15 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Mangoose: I shudder to think of what British porn must be like.

"Almost... almost... almost... and there we are."
"Oh, well done dear."



New monitor please,
 
2013-07-05 02:32:24 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Approves
 
2013-07-05 02:32:50 PM  
And WIFEY was not interviewed?


/// walks away in confusion
 
2013-07-05 02:33:47 PM  
---  shakes tiny internet fist at under a mountain.


/// sick minds think alike, I guess.
 
2013-07-05 02:34:15 PM  
Holy crap, that guy is <i>straight</i>?
He even does musical theater!
 
2013-07-05 02:35:16 PM  
Wearing kilt in wedding picture. Two commandos or just one?
 
2013-07-05 02:36:09 PM  
She was way more attractive than I expected.  Am I still on Fark?
 
2013-07-05 02:39:03 PM  

Mangoose: I shudder to think of what British porn must be like.


Just think of German porn. O_o
 
2013-07-05 02:39:59 PM  

Mangoose: I shudder to think of what British porn must be like.


images.susu.org
 
2013-07-05 02:41:57 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Holy crap, that guy is <i>straight</i>?
He even does musical theater!


Seriously.  Someone needs to tell him that gay porn pays way better.  He's not all that hot though.
 
2013-07-05 02:42:06 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Mangoose: I shudder to think of what British porn must be like.

"Almost... almost... almost... and there we are."
"Oh, well done dear."


i.imgur.com

Jolly good.
 
2013-07-05 02:42:34 PM  
The guy looks gayer than an Easter hat.
 
2013-07-05 02:43:04 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Holy crap, that guy is <i>straight</i>?
He even does musical theater!


affordablehousinginstitute.org
 
2013-07-05 02:43:22 PM  

Mangoose: I shudder to think of what British porn must be like.


It involves a centurion's uniform, a policewoman's outfit, and a time machine.
 
2013-07-05 02:45:52 PM  
Gads what a horrible smile.
 
2013-07-05 02:45:55 PM  
He has five o'clock shadow on his chest but he's not gay.
 
2013-07-05 02:45:56 PM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: Mangoose: I shudder to think of what British porn must be like.

[images.susu.org image 850x478]


I thinks he's Scottish.
 
2013-07-05 02:49:02 PM  
What a way to make a living.


/old
 
2013-07-05 02:51:58 PM  
Wifey rocks.
 
2013-07-05 02:52:53 PM  
She is a little too Crisco for my tastes.
 
2013-07-05 02:55:34 PM  
My research shows she has fakies but can really work a salami.  I'll keep fapping looking and see if there's more.
 
2013-07-05 02:55:37 PM  
She looked better without the fake jugs.
 
2013-07-05 02:56:44 PM  
I'm okay with this.

/hooray, porn!
 
2013-07-05 02:57:49 PM  

Odd Bird: She looked better without the fake jugs.


This is really just an assumed fact in my experience.
 
2013-07-05 02:59:36 PM  

Evil Mackerel: OOBE Juan Kenobi: Mangoose: I shudder to think of what British porn must be like.

[images.susu.org image 850x478]

I thinks he's Scottish.


Pro-top:  Scots are British.

/at least until September 18
 
2013-07-05 02:59:56 PM  
I actually pay a lot of money to unsee the photo of them in that article.  I'd pay several orders of magnitude more to never have to accidentally see any of their videos.
 
2013-07-05 03:00:23 PM  
Willing to bet he enjoys a good rogering.
 
2013-07-05 03:00:29 PM  
FTFA: Craig adds: "If anything, doing porn has made me lazy - it's just five minutes and job done! But that's what you want when your day job makes it last all day."

That's....nice?
 
2013-07-05 03:01:14 PM  

Evil Mackerel: OOBE Juan Kenobi: Mangoose: I shudder to think of what British porn must be like.

[images.susu.org image 850x478]

I thinks he's Scottish.


Scratch that
 
2013-07-05 03:01:54 PM  
www2.sk-static.com
 
2013-07-05 03:06:38 PM  
Well now we know that porn brings couples closer together.  So....more porn?
 
2013-07-05 03:07:52 PM  
Is the "Roger the Fish wife" scene cliche?
 
2013-07-05 03:09:37 PM  

Mister Buttons: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Mangoose: I shudder to think of what British porn must be like.

"Almost... almost... almost... and there we are."
"Oh, well done dear."

[i.imgur.com image 320x180]

Jolly good.


"You know Margaret... we could have intercourse right now. But let's not."
 
2013-07-05 03:12:08 PM  
Why do get the feeling there's plenty of 'pegging' going on in that relationship?

/ NTTAWWT.
 
2013-07-05 03:19:02 PM  
I want to see him put his banger in her mash.
 
2013-07-05 03:20:58 PM  

Buttknuckle: I want to see him put his banger in her mash.


plus the blood sausage.  whatever's included in my free English Breakfast
 
2013-07-05 03:21:41 PM  

under a mountain: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 357x500]

Approves


Forgive my naivete... but I have no idea who that is.
 
2013-07-05 03:22:04 PM  

Archimedes' Principal: Why do get the feeling there's plenty of 'pegging' going on in that relationship?

/ NTTAWWT.


I recently found out what that meant. I will totally agree with you.
 
2013-07-05 03:23:16 PM  

Archimedes' Principal: Why do get the feeling there's plenty of 'pegging' going on in that relationship?

/ NTTAWWT.


I'd let that awesome specimen do whatever she wanted to my bathroom hole
 
2013-07-05 03:24:21 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Archimedes' Principal: Why do get the feeling there's plenty of 'pegging' going on in that relationship?

/ NTTAWWT.

I'd let that awesome specimen do whatever she wanted to my bathroom hole


While you pretend not to notice
All the years we've been here
We're the bums you step over
As you leave the Theatre
 
2013-07-05 03:24:54 PM  
She looked much better before she had her lips butchered.
 
2013-07-05 03:28:32 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: [www2.sk-static.com image 454x205]


Hey, I was there the night before. Kewl indeed.
 
2013-07-05 03:29:18 PM  
under a mountain:

Pic of Wifey [farm4.static.flickr.com image 357x500]

Approves


That was like seeing a photo of an old girlfriend ...
 
2013-07-05 03:30:32 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: Jon iz teh kewl: [www2.sk-static.com image 454x205]

Hey, I was there the night before. Kewl indeed.


stupid bloke.  IM AMERICAN!!
 
2013-07-05 03:30:48 PM  
He looks sort of...well..you know...Not that there is anything wrong with that
 
2013-07-05 03:33:03 PM  
He's soo totally not gay.

i24.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-05 03:35:24 PM  
Ugggh, who isn't in the porn industry these days?

That dude has a real case of gay face...he might want to get that looked at.
 
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