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(Metro)   You know what would be impressive? Finding a dog that CAN'T sniff out a pair of nuts   (metro.co.uk) divider line 22
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2013-07-05 11:43:46 AM  

Ms Tornblad, from Malvern, Worcestershire, can go into anaphylactic shock from just the smell of nuts and has been rushed to hospital 15 times within the last eight years.


Calling bullshiat/shenanigans.  Panic attacks are not the same as anaphylactic shock.
 
2013-07-05 11:44:58 AM  
Well, we can immediately eliminate Subby's mom from consideration.
 
2013-07-05 11:46:50 AM  
My dogs sniff nuts every chance they can.
 
2013-07-05 11:47:15 AM  
Well done subby, well done.
 
2013-07-05 11:53:59 AM  
He can also lick nuts.
 
2013-07-05 11:57:08 AM  
 
2013-07-05 11:57:31 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Ms Tornblad, from Malvern, Worcestershire, can go into anaphylactic shock from just the smell of nuts and has been rushed to hospital 15 times within the last eight years.


Calling bullshiat/shenanigans.  Panic attacks are not the same as anaphylactic shock.



Lol, someone needs to roll her around in some mud.
 
2013-07-05 11:57:42 AM  
Ms Tornblad, from Malvern, Worcestershire, can go into anaphylactic shock from just the smell of nuts and has been rushed to hospital 15 times within the last eight years.

Bull. Shiat.
 
2013-07-05 11:59:02 AM  

phlegmmo: link


In the era of Rickrolling, it's usually customary to give at least an one or three word explanation of WHAT a link is generally about.

IE, we're not clicking on your youtube link.
 
2013-07-05 12:02:45 PM  

NutWrench: Ms Tornblad, from Malvern, Worcestershire, can go into anaphylactic shock from just the smell of nuts and has been rushed to hospital 15 times within the last eight years.

Bull. Shiat.


She's probably also allergic to WiFi, so she would have a hard time following those links.
 
2013-07-05 12:05:42 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: phlegmmo: link

In the era of Rickrolling, it's usually customary to give at least an one or three word explanation of WHAT a link is generally about.

IE, we're not clicking on your youtube link.



Okay, let's try it again.

Hot Nuts (Get 'em From the Peanut Man)

/never Rick Rolled, never will
 
2013-07-05 12:06:20 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: phlegmmo: link

In the era of Rickrolling, it's usually customary to give at least an one or three word explanation of WHAT a link is generally about.

IE, we're not clicking on your youtube link.


Its some 1939 song about buying peanuts, I think its also making a few testicle references, I'm not sure.
 
2013-07-05 12:06:46 PM  
What a pair of nuts might look like:

www.westernjournalism.com
thinkprogress.org
 
2013-07-05 12:07:12 PM  
Geez, do I have to do everything around here? OK:

"My dog has no nose."
 
2013-07-05 12:07:54 PM  

MindStalker: Satanic_Hamster: phlegmmo: link

In the era of Rickrolling, it's usually customary to give at least an one or three word explanation of WHAT a link is generally about.

IE, we're not clicking on your youtube link.

Its some 1939 song about buying peanuts, I think its also making a few testicle references, I'm not sure.


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-05 12:08:33 PM  
I was going to call BS on going into shock from the smell of nuts, but I see I am too late.

She needs a placebo...  perhaps something to reassure and distract her from her anxiety.... like a dog.

Also, contraceptives.
 
2013-07-05 12:09:14 PM  

crankypants: Geez, do I have to do everything around here? OK:

"My dog has no nose."


"How does it smell?"
 
2013-07-05 12:15:26 PM  
Made me think of a friend's dog who snuck up behind people, stuck his head between their legs and smashed his head up into their crotch.  No idea where he picked up that habit but it was funny as hell.  Except when he got me.  That wasn't so funny.  But every other time was.
 
2013-07-05 12:28:57 PM  
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2013-07-05 12:42:10 PM  
Ms Tornblad, from Malvern, Worcestershire, can go into anaphylactic shock from just the smell of nuts and has been rushed to hospital 15 times within the last eight years.

I doubt there's any truth to that.
 
2013-07-05 12:57:50 PM  

jtown: Made me think of a friend's dog who snuck up behind people, stuck his head between their legs and smashed his head up into their crotch.  No idea where he picked up that habit but it was funny as hell.  Except when he got me.  That wasn't so funny.  But every other time was.


My big guy does that to everyone, too.

Hilarious to watch my buddies groan in pain and drop their beer while he gives them a double or triple head butt to the crotch.
 
2013-07-05 12:58:54 PM  

LargeCanine: I was going to call BS on going into shock from the smell of nuts, but I see I am too late.

She needs a placebo...  perhaps something to reassure and distract her from her anxiety.... like a dog.

Also, contraceptives.


If she is this allergic to nuts and she works in the IT field I doubt we need to worry about her spawning.
 
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