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(Orlando Sentinel)   Cunning bandits heist 752 cases of high-end vodak. Cranberry juice producers now on high alert   (orlandosentinel.com ) divider line
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2013-07-05 01:28:18 PM  
Vodak is to alcohol what Steve McQueen was to acting. Very popular with the ladies, but doesn't really show much character in the final product.
 
2013-07-05 02:05:07 PM  
What is it, their period?
 
2013-07-05 02:06:28 PM  
Dunno about the Tsars, but I do enjoy Ketel 1.
 
2013-07-05 02:07:27 PM  
So when and where is the Fark party?
 
2013-07-05 02:09:53 PM  
What kind of idiot would ruin high end vodka by mixing it with anything?
 
2013-07-05 02:11:49 PM  
Is that drinking vodak or cleaning vodak?
 
2013-07-05 02:11:52 PM  

cowgirl toffee: What kind of idiot would ruin high end vodka by mixing it with anything?


The trendy kind.
 
2013-07-05 02:12:47 PM  
I love Titos vodka.

Boyd & Blair is made a mile from me in PIttsburgh and it's really good too
 
2013-07-05 02:13:57 PM  

cowgirl toffee: What kind of idiot would ruin high end vodka by mixing it with anything?


How else are people supposed to make their martinis?

/ducks
 
2013-07-05 02:13:58 PM  
Brown vodka, they must have left the skins on.
 
2013-07-05 02:14:07 PM  

BitwiseShift: Is that drinking vodak or cleaning vodak?


You can never tell based on the price.
 
2013-07-05 02:14:52 PM  

Giltric: cowgirl toffee: What kind of idiot would ruin high end vodka by mixing it with anything?

The trendy kind.


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2013-07-05 02:14:59 PM  

static.guim.co.uk

 
2013-07-05 02:15:52 PM  
 
2013-07-05 02:16:31 PM  

ElLoco: cowgirl toffee: What kind of idiot would ruin high end vodka by mixing it with anything?

How else are people supposed to make their martinis?

/ducks


imageshack.us

Leave high end vodka alone!
 
2013-07-05 02:20:06 PM  
urinary disease is on the decline too.  how sweet
 
2013-07-05 02:21:47 PM  

cowgirl toffee: What kind of idiot would ruin high end vodka by mixing it with anything?


imageshack.us
 
2013-07-05 02:21:51 PM  

cowgirl toffee: ElLoco: cowgirl toffee: What kind of idiot would ruin high end vodka by mixing it with anything?

How else are people supposed to make their martinis?

/ducks

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Leave high end vodka alone!


You were supposed to say "With gin!"

:)
 
2013-07-05 02:26:43 PM  

ElLoco: cowgirl toffee: ElLoco: cowgirl toffee: ...


:D

You see... vodka is kind of a hobby of mine. :P
 
2013-07-05 02:30:15 PM  
i love Tito's
 
2013-07-05 02:30:57 PM  
What do you do with 752 cases of highend vodak once youve stolen it? I can't imagine it would be easy to unload.
 
2013-07-05 02:32:16 PM  
"They'll be Tsorry if they're caught."
 
2013-07-05 02:37:08 PM  
Just how cunning were they?
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
/ah yes this seems quite familiar...it definitely has nose
 
2013-07-05 02:40:05 PM  
mimg.ugo.com

Return, what you have stolen from me......
 
2013-07-05 02:40:10 PM  
So you're saying I should look into orange futures?
 
2013-07-05 02:41:03 PM  
The only crime is somebody way over paying for vodak like this
 
2013-07-05 02:41:58 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: cowgirl toffee: What kind of idiot would ruin high end vodka by mixing it with anything?


imageshack.us

You otter know better.

Also: My local ice-creamery had some 10+ tubs (10 gallons each) stolen right off the truck. A great many hearts were broken that week, since it was the Midnight Chocolate fan favorite. WHO WOULD COMMIT THESE CRIMES?
 
2013-07-05 02:47:27 PM  

cowgirl toffee: What kind of idiot would ruin high end vodka by mixing it with anything?


The same sort who would order a cognac and coke.

/died a little each time I was asked to make one...
 
2013-07-05 02:48:13 PM  
I'm just glad I was here to witness the beginning of the misspelled vodak meme.  Otherwise I'd wonder why it's always spelled wrong on this site.
 
2013-07-05 02:48:35 PM  
And Tito's is made in Austin.
 
2013-07-05 02:49:21 PM  
The pun in the last line of that article is bad and the author should feel bad.
 
2013-07-05 02:51:35 PM  

Odd Bird: cowgirl toffee: What kind of idiot would ruin high end vodka by mixing it with anything?

The same sort who would order a cognac and coke.

/died a little each time I was asked to make one...


I feel your pain. *hugs*
 
2013-07-05 03:09:06 PM  
I waited over 18 hours for this.  Need to pay for TotalFark.
 
2013-07-05 03:22:05 PM  

rev. dave: I waited over 18 hours for this.  Need to pay for TotalFark.


why not UltraFark.  complete with spanish girl from TV

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-07-05 03:24:25 PM  
meh.  they're just gonna gin up the price on it anyway.
 
2013-07-05 03:26:37 PM  
The proper reaction to the failed vodak fark meme is to ignore it until it goes away. Thankfully it almost has.
 
2013-07-05 03:40:42 PM  
Would last about what, 3 days in some areas of Russia?
 
2013-07-05 03:43:48 PM  

buntz: I love Titos vodka.

Boyd & Blair is made a mile from me in PIttsburgh and it's really good too


Tito's is actually not the best vodka to come out of Austin or near the Austin region (Dripping Springs). If you get a chance try:

Savvy Vodka

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Deep Eddy

coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com

or Dripping Springs...

img3.findthebest.com

But whatever you do, please AVOID Fam.ou.s Vodka, especially their rose flavored swill. This brand is made by the same people who ran half the downtown nightclubs into the ground.

garveywholesalebeverage.com
 
2013-07-05 03:49:46 PM  

cowgirl toffee: What kind of idiot would ruin high end vodka by mixing it with anything?


*hic* I thin I luuuurve you ......*thud*
 
2013-07-05 03:52:37 PM  
What high end vodka may look like...

assets0.webkite.com

for a state employee.
 
2013-07-05 03:59:43 PM  
I love Tito's.
 
2013-07-05 04:03:04 PM  
$1.1 million for 752 cases. $1462.77 per case. 24 bottles (750 ml) per case? $60.95 per bottle?
I am in the wrong business, or is this cop math?
 
2013-07-05 04:09:59 PM  

Willie_One_Eye: $1.1 million for 752 cases. $1462.77 per case. 24 bottles (750 ml) per case? $60.95 per bottle?
I am in the wrong business, or is this cop math?


$61 retail maybe, but I don't know of any vodka that goes for that much wholesale- which is what they should be basing the math on.
 
2013-07-05 04:11:05 PM  
as long as we're posting vodak pics..
payload136.cargocollective.com
 
2013-07-05 04:12:10 PM  
straighttwisted.files.wordpress.com
www.elysemaguire.com
 
2013-07-05 04:14:52 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: What do you do with 752 cases of highend vodak once youve stolen it? I can't imagine it would be easy to unload.


Kinda thinking the same thing.  No bar or restaurant is going to buy from a "distributor" they don't know- that's asking for big trouble.

I'm a big vodka drinker, and no- I'm not going to buy it from some dude selling it on the street.

Seems like one of the dumber things to steal.
 
2013-07-05 05:00:32 PM  

downstairs: Igor Jakovsky: What do you do with 752 cases of highend vodak once youve stolen it? I can't imagine it would be easy to unload.

Kinda thinking the same thing.  No bar or restaurant is going to buy from a "distributor" they don't know- that's asking for big trouble.

I'm a big vodka drinker, and no- I'm not going to buy it from some dude selling it on the street.

Seems like one of the dumber things to steal.


Unless the criminals OWN the club/bar where they sell it.

Diversification.
 
2013-07-05 05:43:20 PM  

blatz514: What high end vodka may look like...
for a state employee.


More like this. Dehydrated vodak. Just add water and find a classy looking empty bottle.

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-07-05 05:53:55 PM  

downstairs: Willie_One_Eye: $1.1 million for 752 cases. $1462.77 per case. 24 bottles (750 ml) per case? $60.95 per bottle?
I am in the wrong business, or is this cop math?

$61 retail maybe, but I don't know of any vodka that goes for that much wholesale- which is what they should be basing the math on.


I guess it has been a while since I shopped for vodak. My last purchase was a texas fifth of Smirnoff, around $20.00.
 
2013-07-05 05:56:13 PM  

Willie_One_Eye: downstairs: Willie_One_Eye: $1.1 million for 752 cases. $1462.77 per case. 24 bottles (750 ml) per case? $60.95 per bottle?
I am in the wrong business, or is this cop math?

$61 retail maybe, but I don't know of any vodka that goes for that much wholesale- which is what they should be basing the math on.

I guess it has been a while since I shopped for vodak. My last purchase was a texas fifth of Smirnoff, around $20.00.


The last 750 of Tito's I bought was 20 bucks and some change.
 
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