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(Fark)   Subby got back from Walt Disney World recently and plans on going to the beach at the end of the month. If there was a Disney World of beaches, what would it be. Keep it in the United States, please   (fark.com) divider line 32
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2013-07-05 09:43:03 AM  
Just the USA, subby?  It's not a small world, you know. Oh wait
 
2013-07-05 09:46:07 AM  
Disney owns resort properties on Hilton Head Island and in Hawaii.
 
2013-07-05 10:00:38 AM  
You're looking for preteens in bikinis?
 
2013-07-05 10:00:39 AM  
Coney Island?
 
2013-07-05 10:09:41 AM  
Go to Savannah Georgia.  Midnight in the Garden of Eden and all that.  Then take a short trip out to Tybee Island.  Beautiful beach, nice hotels, Not very crowded at all.  I loved it,  Though this was back in 02 or 03, when we lived in Warner Robins.
 
2013-07-05 10:11:08 AM  
er, Good and Evil.  But you get the drift.
 
2013-07-05 10:11:50 AM  
Siesta Key, Florida.
 
2013-07-05 10:20:31 AM  
Does St-Thomas, USVI count?
 
2013-07-05 10:21:37 AM  
And just look at the interesting people you could meet on Tybee. (warning, not safe for lunch!)

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/famous-beach-bods-wanted-galle ry -1.78106
 
2013-07-05 10:25:44 AM  
Seabrite beach, Santa Cruz CA.  My favorite beach.
 
2013-07-05 10:28:45 AM  
Miami Beach or Venice Beach.

Everyone should visit those two places in their lifetimes.
 
2013-07-05 11:18:28 AM  
Wouldn't the Disney World of beaches be, like, Ocean City Maryland?
 
2013-07-05 11:43:13 AM  
You just got back from Disney and want to go somewhere else that's like Disney?  Are you crazy, or are you just 6 years old?  That place is exhausting, ridiculously expensive, and really not all that fun if you are over 10 years old.
 
2013-07-05 11:45:08 AM  
Haggerties and Swamies, Pacific Palisades, San Onofre and Sunset,
Redondo Beach L. A., All over La Jolla, At Wa'imea Bay.

/Everybody's gone surfin'
//Surfin' U.S. A.
 
2013-07-05 11:57:18 AM  

Flab: Does St-Thomas, USVI count?


This is where I'll be getting married in November. Highly recommend the USVIs. If you can't afford the $600 plane ride though I would suggest Florida beaches all day. I've been all over the world and sat on many a beach in Europe, Caribe, and Latin America and Florida beaches beat them consistently. The cool thing with Florida is you can pick the beach that best fits you.. From the Redneck Riviera to low key older folks beaches to kids paradise beaches. Lovely sand and water too.
 
2013-07-05 12:09:26 PM  

Seussie: Go to Savannah Georgia.  Midnight in the Garden of Eden and all that.  Then take a short trip out to Tybee Island.  Beautiful beach, nice hotels, Not very crowded at all.  I loved it,  Though this was back in 02 or 03, when we lived in Warner Robins.


LOL.
 
2013-07-05 12:43:03 PM  
I'm wracking my brain, and for the life of me I can't think of a single beach where you have to wait in line for two hours before jumping in.
 
2013-07-05 12:45:29 PM  

kxs401: Wouldn't the Disney World of beaches be, like, Ocean City Maryland?


Either that or Myrtle Beach SC.  Either one has plenty of ill mannered screaming children.
 
2013-07-05 01:07:39 PM  
Daytona Beach FTbikinis
 
2013-07-05 01:13:22 PM  
Ft. Desoto!
 
2013-07-05 01:28:48 PM  
Cherry Grove on Fire Island, New York.  Bring your short-shorts.
 
2013-07-05 02:06:43 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I'm wracking my brain, and for the life of me I can't think of a single beach where you have to wait in line for two hours before jumping in.


To be fair, you gotta walk over half a mile of sand in Wildwood, NJ before you reach the surf.
 
2013-07-05 02:23:26 PM  
http://resorts.disney.go.com/aulani-hawaii-resort/about-aulani/locati o n/

Oahu, Hawaii has a Disney owned theme resort.  Down the road a mile or so is a waterpark.
 
2013-07-05 02:46:17 PM  
For the east coast I enjoy Rehoboth in Delaware not too crowded, not too expensive and very clean. More glam and glitz? Myrtle or VA beach. More low key head for chicoteague NJ.
 
2013-07-05 02:48:16 PM  

Honest Bender: Seabrite beach, Santa Cruz CA.  My favorite beach.


What if you can't stomach all the damned vampires?
 
2013-07-05 03:20:41 PM  

dryknife: Honest Bender: Seabrite beach, Santa Cruz CA.  My favorite beach.

What if you can't stomach all the damned vampires?


all the vampires are in Santa Monica.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-05 03:32:49 PM  
filled with families with screaming children? super touristy? try Myrtle Beach, SC
 
2013-07-05 05:29:26 PM  
Big Beach, Makena, Maui. There can be only one.
 
2013-07-05 06:24:57 PM  
Fort Desoto.
 
2013-07-05 07:10:56 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: You just got back from Disney and want to go somewhere else that's like Disney?  Are you crazy, or are you just 6 years old?  That place is exhausting, ridiculously expensive, and really not all that fun if you are over 10 years old.


Someone's never been drinking at Epcot.

/Expensive, though, I'll give you that.
 
2013-07-05 09:13:34 PM  
the disney World of beaches would be jam packed with fat people riding Hover-Rounds into walking people, screaming/crying/vomiting children, sun burned and broke parents, rude tourists that don't speak english, an incredibly high admittance fee and slice of pizza or hot dog lunches that start at $15.00
 
2013-07-06 05:00:27 PM  
www.dailystab.com

The Jersey Shore has orange dwarves, so completely Disneyesque

/High Hoes, High Hoes
 
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