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(Independent)   Sorry, but we're out of anaesthetic, so I'll have to punch you in the head instead   (independent.co.uk) divider line 15
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2013-07-05 08:01:29 PM
www.yourprops.com
 
2013-07-05 08:01:30 PM
Yea, Snowden, you really want to stay any longer in Russia? You think America is bad, just wait until the Russians really get sick of you.
 
2013-07-05 08:06:57 PM
was there morphine in teh hammer?

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2013-07-05 08:23:33 PM
 
2013-07-05 08:29:30 PM
This is how we fix things in russian cardio unit!
 
2013-07-05 08:36:17 PM
Wow, that's harsh. I just had and endoscopy this morning without the use of any anesthesia because I didn't want any Versed. My doctor just said it would be uncomfortable for 3 minutes but there was no punch to my noggin.

Maybe this guy had a Russian HMO
 
2013-07-05 09:01:01 PM
It just goes to show, don't talk shiat to people when you're strapped to a farking table. It can't possible help.
 
2013-07-05 09:04:06 PM
I laughed too hard reading this. I don't know why.
 
2013-07-05 09:12:17 PM
I want to apologize to the patient... but he's dead. So, nevermind.
 
2013-07-05 09:24:37 PM

Badafuco: Wow, that's harsh. I just had and endoscopy this morning without the use of any anesthesia because I didn't want any Versed. My doctor just said it would be uncomfortable for 3 minutes but there was no punch to my noggin.

Maybe this guy had a Russian HMO


Well, we know ONE PERSON in the thread really likes anal play.

Punching in the chest, on the other hand, does have it's place. But only if you witness it as it happens on a cardiac monitor.

You can also "manually pace" doing a rhythmic precordial thump at around 100 a minute, but the literature is sparse. At that point, you might as well just do CPR like you would on a kid.
 
2013-07-05 09:30:56 PM
I went on a date that was pretty much like this...but the operative organ was a kidney.

Also, it's pretty time-consuming to lug 100lbs of ice up 3 floors to fill a bathtub. But that's what I get for going to a one star hotel with no ice maker.
 
2013-07-06 12:58:41 AM

hardinparamedic: Badafuco: Wow, that's harsh. I just had and endoscopy this morning without the use of any anesthesia because I didn't want any Versed. My doctor just said it would be uncomfortable for 3 minutes but there was no punch to my noggin.

Maybe this guy had a Russian HMO

Well, we know ONE PERSON in the thread really likes anal play.

Punching in the chest, on the other hand, does have it's place. But only if you witness it as it happens on a cardiac monitor.

You can also "manually pace" doing a rhythmic precordial thump at around 100 a minute, but the literature is sparse. At that point, you might as well just do CPR like you would on a kid.


Well, we know ONE PERSON in the thread doesn't know the difference between an endoscopy and a colonoscopy.  Or was your mom in the thread too?
 
2013-07-06 01:10:55 AM

Badafuco: Well, we know ONE PERSON in the thread doesn't know the difference between an endoscopy and a colonoscopy.  Or was your mom in the thread too?


Colonoscopy is a form of endoscopy.

Also, it was a joke. Lighten up, francis. Geeez.
 
2013-07-06 01:12:07 AM
...and?

Seriously, what in the hell is the point of that article, if it doesn't indicate what the outcome was for the enraged anaesthetist that beat on the head and chest of a man recovering from what appears to be open heart surgery, who later died (sure, the article indicates that no one thinks that the cause of death is related...)?

Without that piece of information, all I see is sensationalist porn, meant to outrage and shock the reader, without informing him of anything useful other than "don't get hospitalized at the Federal Centre for Cardiovascular Surgery in Perm."
 
2013-07-06 01:12:44 AM
Just rob a white girl?  Don't want to be identified?  Piece of cake!

"Thanks for the iPhone"

/ America is over.
 
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