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(Connect Tri-States)   You might have had an exciting Fourth of July holiday, but it wasn't "get into an accident, flip the car and flee the scene naked" exciting, now was it?   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Fourth of July, Barrington Broadcasting  
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2195 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jul 2013 at 10:15 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-05 10:19:32 AM  

/ That's all I got.
2013-07-05 10:22:54 AM  
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Yes, it was, puny human.
2013-07-05 10:31:34 AM  
Now THAT'S a guy I wanna party with! Not drive with, of course, but definitely party with.
2013-07-05 10:40:17 AM  
story fails without a taser.
2013-07-05 10:41:49 AM  
Sounds like a typical Thursday for me.
2013-07-05 10:47:34 AM  
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2013-07-05 10:56:53 AM  
You run faster when you're naked.
2013-07-05 11:05:48 AM  

Salmon: You run faster when you're naked.

maybe Lance Armstrong should try that
2013-07-05 11:06:52 AM  
Being light a nut probably helps too, in his case
2013-07-05 11:22:41 AM  
He has a short life ahead of him.
2013-07-05 01:28:30 PM  
2013-07-05 01:44:15 PM  
Yeah it was. But i set the car on fire before flipping it.
2013-07-05 01:51:59 PM  
And I didn't even spill my beer!
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