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(NBC News)   New presidential limo rumored to include heavy armor, night vision, a blood bank, and will run on the souls of conservatives and aborted fetii   (nbcnews.com) divider line 90
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2013-07-05 08:41:30 AM  
Finally, they're doing more than paying lip service to alternative energy!
 
2013-07-05 08:47:41 AM  
How many souls to the mile does this thing get?
 
2013-07-05 08:53:54 AM  
The SS has to assume that the next president might be gay or Hispanic or an atheist or blacker. More protection!
 
2013-07-05 08:55:28 AM  
I forgot:
or a catholic.
 
2013-07-05 08:56:09 AM  
Fetii?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-05 09:03:58 AM  
As a Latin noun, fetus is still fetus in the plural (fētūs if you follow modern accent rules). As an adjective it would be inflected as you expect.
 
2013-07-05 09:13:42 AM  
It will also transform into a battle mech.
 
2013-07-05 09:18:09 AM  
Lame.

I want a president with balls, not contigency plans. Give me Teddy Roosevt over some wimp in an ersatz tank anyday.
 
2013-07-05 09:19:29 AM  

Sybarite: It will also transform into a battle mech.


citizenship.typepad.com
 
2013-07-05 09:35:10 AM  
No spinners?

*frown*
 
2013-07-05 10:05:03 AM  

Sybarite: It will also transform into a battle mech.


pbfcomics.com
 
2013-07-05 10:24:16 AM  
All aboard the the murder machine!
www.games-workshop.com
 
2013-07-05 10:25:11 AM  
This is a colossal waste of money. We should just cut the President's taxes and let the free market determine how much protection his limo should have?
 
2013-07-05 10:25:46 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: This is a colossal waste of money. We should just cut the President's taxes and let the free market determine how much protection his limo should have?


Also... I'm Ron Burgandy?
 
2013-07-05 10:25:49 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Sybarite: It will also transform into a battle mech.

[citizenship.typepad.com image 600x500]


Wait... why is Obama holding Megatron?

WATCH OUT OPTIMUS! YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET HOPED AND CHANGED!
 
2013-07-05 10:27:24 AM  
A J turn with a 15,000 lb car.  I would like to see that.
 
2013-07-05 10:30:40 AM  
Or he could just drive himself...

www.reverseshot.com
 
2013-07-05 10:32:37 AM  
Seems pretty racist to me.  They make him sit in the back.
 
2013-07-05 10:33:21 AM  

Aarontology: How many souls to the mile does this thing get?


666 spm.
 
2013-07-05 10:34:16 AM  
Waiting for the right wing poutrage on how this limo cost 20 million times other POTUS limos cost, and how Ronald Reagan rode around in a Kia provided for free by God.
 
2013-07-05 10:34:27 AM  

Almost Everybody Poops: Aarontology: How many souls to the mile does this thing get?

666 spm.


Damn, that's good. Even in my sedan, I only get about 450 spm. They must have one of those biosoul engines in that thing.
 
2013-07-05 10:35:47 AM  

Aarontology: Almost Everybody Poops: Aarontology: How many souls to the mile does this thing get?

666 spm.

Damn, that's good. Even in my sedan, I only get about 450 spm. They must have one of those biosoul engines in that thing.


With 10% aetherol.
 
2013-07-05 10:36:02 AM  

heavymetal: Waiting for the right wing poutrage on how this limo cost 20 million times other POTUS limos cost, and how Ronald Reagan rode around in a Kia provided for free by God.


Silly.  God doesn't buy foreign.
 
2013-07-05 10:36:48 AM  
The Founding Fathers didn't need limos! There's no Presidential limo in the Constitution! Regular 'mericans don't ride around in armor-plated limousines!

[That last one will show up on $arah Palin's facebook page any minute now, you betcha]
 
2013-07-05 10:38:02 AM  

Pinhead Patriot: Or he could just drive himself...

[www.reverseshot.com image 545x355]


Wow. They made Not Sure wear Crocs. He should have known he'd wind up chained to a rock.
 
2013-07-05 10:42:29 AM  
msnbcmedia3.msn.com
 
2013-07-05 10:43:06 AM  
farm3.staticflickr.com

Limo 2.0 includes the new "Driveway Exit" feature you've all been asking for!
 
2013-07-05 10:43:25 AM  

ObamaTheOmnipotent: [msnbcmedia3.msn.com image 560x354]


Christ.  You could get a hernia opening that door.
 
2013-07-05 10:50:49 AM  

Diogenes: ObamaTheOmnipotent: [msnbcmedia3.msn.com image 560x354]

Christ.  You could get a hernia opening that door.


That car is a beast.

Any specs out there to what it can and can't withstand?
 
2013-07-05 10:51:09 AM  

exboyracer: A J turn with a 15,000 lb car.  I would like to see that.


A semi-truck weighs about 20,000 lbs. I imagine these guys can pull it off. Engine is probably badass.
 
2013-07-05 10:51:46 AM  

Diogenes: ObamaTheOmnipotent: [msnbcmedia3.msn.com image 560x354]

Christ.  You could get a hernia opening that door.


I'm wondering if that tail pipe is real. If it is, it shouldn't be. Not good to leave something like that exposed.
 
2013-07-05 10:53:15 AM  

bdub77: exboyracer: A J turn with a 15,000 lb car.  I would like to see that.

A semi-truck weighs about 20,000 lbs. I imagine these guys can pull it off. Engine is probably badass.


I'm actually curious what's powering that thing now.
 
2013-07-05 10:53:24 AM  
Why would they make a vehicle that runs on such a rare fuel?
 
2013-07-05 10:54:17 AM  

VJStinger: Diogenes: ObamaTheOmnipotent: [msnbcmedia3.msn.com image 560x354]

Christ.  You could get a hernia opening that door.

I'm wondering if that tail pipe is real. If it is, it shouldn't be. Not good to leave something like that exposed.


It also has a grille and, presumably, an exposed radiator.
 
2013-07-05 10:55:31 AM  
But can it be driven with an erection?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-05 10:56:30 AM  

VJStinger: Diogenes: ObamaTheOmnipotent: [msnbcmedia3.msn.com image 560x354]

Christ.  You could get a hernia opening that door.

I'm wondering if that tail pipe is real. If it is, it shouldn't be. Not good to leave something like that exposed.


Some scamp might run up there and block it with a banana.
 
2013-07-05 10:56:46 AM  

Diogenes: ObamaTheOmnipotent: [msnbcmedia3.msn.com image 560x354]

Christ.  You could get a hernia opening that door.



Yea.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-05 10:58:44 AM  
I've never understood...

Why does the American president require so much security? No other head of state in the world carries around even 1/10th of that security, be it King or President.

And they travel with it too.

Considering the most dangerous people to American presidents historically has been other Americans, it makes no sense.

It comes off as arrogant and obnoxious though, implicitly telling other countries that they're either dangerous shiatholes or incapable of protecting their guest.
 
2013-07-05 11:00:37 AM  

dr_blasto: VJStinger: Diogenes: ObamaTheOmnipotent: [msnbcmedia3.msn.com image 560x354]

Christ.  You could get a hernia opening that door.

I'm wondering if that tail pipe is real. If it is, it shouldn't be. Not good to leave something like that exposed.

It also has a grille and, presumably, an exposed radiator.


I highly doubt that is the case. Too much of a vulnerability there. The tail pipe alone is enough to shut the vehicle down almost immediately. They might get a couple of miles with a damaged radiator if they came under attack. I'm willing to bet the thing is electric and all the rest is for show.
 
2013-07-05 11:02:59 AM  
Conservatives have souls?
 
2013-07-05 11:07:25 AM  

SilentStrider: Conservatives have souls?


www.geekosystem.com
We don't need souls where we're going.
 
2013-07-05 11:11:04 AM  

dr_blasto: bdub77: exboyracer: A J turn with a 15,000 lb car.  I would like to see that.

A semi-truck weighs about 20,000 lbs. I imagine these guys can pull it off. Engine is probably badass.

I'm actually curious what's powering that thing now.


Supposedly it uses the drivetrain of a GMC Kodiak, so we're probably looking at a 6.6L diesel or an 8.1L gas engine. Presumably with some nice performance upgrades. The only Cadillac parts on it are cosmetic trim pieces.

The replace these things every four years or so, right? Don't they usually blow up the retired one to test it?
 
2013-07-05 11:15:00 AM  

Lego_Addict: Diogenes: ObamaTheOmnipotent: [msnbcmedia3.msn.com image 560x354]

Christ.  You could get a hernia opening that door.

That car is a beast.

Any specs out there to what it can and can't withstand?


i1162.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-05 11:18:30 AM  
a blood bank matching the president's type.

Most people would just go with high-end liquor for the mini-bar, but whatever floats his boat.
 
2013-07-05 11:18:50 AM  
Conservatives have souls?
 
2013-07-05 11:28:10 AM  

Whiskey Pete: Lego_Addict: Diogenes: ObamaTheOmnipotent: [msnbcmedia3.msn.com image 560x354]

Christ.  You could get a hernia opening that door.

That car is a beast.

Any specs out there to what it can and can't withstand?

[i1162.photobucket.com image 798x523]


What no emergency ejector seat with built in rocket pack?
 
2013-07-05 11:32:07 AM  

PsyLord: Whiskey Pete: Lego_Addict: Diogenes: ObamaTheOmnipotent: [msnbcmedia3.msn.com image 560x354]

Christ.  You could get a hernia opening that door.

That car is a beast.

Any specs out there to what it can and can't withstand?

[i1162.photobucket.com image 798x523]

What no emergency ejector seat with built in rocket pack?


YOU FOOL! What if the assassin is a skilled trap shooter? =O
 
2013-07-05 11:57:46 AM  

SilentStrider: Conservatives have souls?


DarwiOdrade: Conservatives have souls?


I was going to call shenanigans on that too, but then I realized it's hard to stain a  nothing with the oily, pernicious blackness of decades of wanton greed, bigotry, hatred, and unjustified, solipsistic pride.
 
2013-07-05 12:06:17 PM  

VJStinger: Diogenes: ObamaTheOmnipotent: [msnbcmedia3.msn.com image 560x354]

Christ.  You could get a hernia opening that door.

I'm wondering if that tail pipe is real. If it is, it shouldn't be. Not good to leave something like that exposed.


Somebody might put bananas in it.
 
2013-07-05 12:07:44 PM  
I wonder if Biden will get a customized T-Bird with a similar treatment.
 
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