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(Entertainment Weekly)   First Trailer for Lovelace, staring Amanda Seyfried as Linda Lovelace. Come for the preview, stay for the subtle innuendo in the last sentence   (insidemovies.ew.com) divider line 103
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2013-07-05 09:26:29 AM
Every time I hear about the  Lovelace movie, my brain goes, "Oh, Ada Lovelace biopic. Cool." And then I'm reminded that it's about some 70s porn star, once again reminding us that the 70s ruin everything.
 
2013-07-05 09:28:16 AM
Did she do her own stunts?
 
2013-07-05 09:29:01 AM
Boo, you whore
 
2013-07-05 09:30:36 AM

t3knomanser: Every time I hear about the  Lovelace movie, my brain goes, "Oh, Ada Lovelace biopic. Cool." And then I'm reminded that it's about some 70s porn star, once again reminding us that the 70s ruin everything.


Actually, a movie about Ada Lovelace would be awesome.
 
2013-07-05 09:30:49 AM
Well, that sucked.
 
2013-07-05 09:32:13 AM
Looks good, but I have a feeling that Boogie Nights already did this and most likely did it better.
 
2013-07-05 09:38:49 AM
Well i would think if people are sad this is going to be a biopic, those people should just get "Deep Throat" on DVD and quit whining.
 
2013-07-05 09:43:44 AM

meanmutton: Actually, a movie about Ada Lovelace would be awesome.


a movie about an 1800's computer programer?  can't be worse than White House Down.
 
2013-07-05 09:49:40 AM
Ladies, there are two things you need to know...

1st, don't just give a handjob with the penis in your mouth. Suck!!!
2nd, maintain eye contact.
 
2013-07-05 09:51:53 AM
I don't get the innuendo.  What's a sta ring?

/It's not subtle, subby, if I can get see it.
 
2013-07-05 09:53:10 AM

infidelic: Ladies, there are two things you need to know...

1st, don't just give a handjob with the penis in your mouth. Suck!!!
2nd, maintain eye contact.



As coarsely as this information may have been presented, I find no fault with the content.
 
2013-07-05 10:09:50 AM

Barricaded Gunman: infidelic: Ladies, there are two things you need to know...

1st, don't just give a handjob with the penis in your mouth. Suck!!!
2nd, maintain eye contact.


As coarsely as this information may have been presented, I find no fault with the content.


The worst are the ones who don't even give a handjob they just sit there and lick around it like it's a f*cking popsicle. I mean OK, thanks for cleaning it up or whatever, my balls feel nice and clean now, but it's not doing anything for me, put your mouth on it or just stop.
 
2013-07-05 10:10:36 AM
FTFA: Lovelace, which premiered at Sundance in Jamuary and was quickly scooped up by a distributor, goes wide later this year.

Is 'Jamuary' a subtle innuendo?
 
2013-07-05 10:14:31 AM
Typical Hollywood, where every film they make about the pron industry is always a complete downer.

The only thing I want to know about this movie is if Amanda Seyfried gets naked.
 
2013-07-05 10:16:37 AM

bdub77: Barricaded Gunman: infidelic: Ladies, there are two things you need to know...

1st, don't just give a handjob with the penis in your mouth. Suck!!!
2nd, maintain eye contact.


As coarsely as this information may have been presented, I find no fault with the content.

The worst are the ones who don't even give a handjob they just sit there and lick around it like it's a f*cking popsicle. I mean OK, thanks for cleaning it up or whatever, my balls feel nice and clean now, but it's not doing anything for me, put your mouth on it or just stop.


Whearas there is TONS of fault with the next post.
 
2013-07-05 10:18:19 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: bdub77: Barricaded Gunman: infidelic: Ladies, there are two things you need to know...

1st, don't just give a handjob with the penis in your mouth. Suck!!!
2nd, maintain eye contact.


As coarsely as this information may have been presented, I find no fault with the content.

The worst are the ones who don't even give a handjob they just sit there and lick around it like it's a f*cking popsicle. I mean OK, thanks for cleaning it up or whatever, my balls feel nice and clean now, but it's not doing anything for me, put your mouth on it or just stop.

Whearas there is TONS of fault with the next post.


I'm sorry you're a lesbian.
 
ecl
2013-07-05 10:18:31 AM

zappaisfrank: Typical Hollywood, where every film they make about the pron industry is always a complete downer.

The only thing I want to know about this movie is if Amanda Seyfried gets naked.


Does she do DVDA?  That's the real question.

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-07-05 10:18:46 AM

infidelic: Ladies, there are two things you need to know...

1st, don't just give a handjob with the penis in your mouth. Suck!!!
2nd, maintain eye contact.


3rd, continue until the 'job' is complete
 
2013-07-05 10:18:48 AM
Of the famous actors, Amanda Seyfried was the only one who could sing in that P.O.S. Les Miserables movie.    Hathaway was annoying, Jackman was average in a role that required great, and Russell Crowe was beyond belief awful.

Crowe needs to punch whoever advised him to take that role.
 
2013-07-05 10:19:38 AM

bdub77: Jim from Saint Paul: bdub77: Barricaded Gunman: infidelic: Ladies, there are two things you need to know...

1st, don't just give a handjob with the penis in your mouth. Suck!!!
2nd, maintain eye contact.


As coarsely as this information may have been presented, I find no fault with the content.

The worst are the ones who don't even give a handjob they just sit there and lick around it like it's a f*cking popsicle. I mean OK, thanks for cleaning it up or whatever, my balls feel nice and clean now, but it's not doing anything for me, put your mouth on it or just stop.

Whearas there is TONS of fault with the next post.

I'm sorry you're a lesbian.


Says the guy who doesn't want his penis licked.
 
2013-07-05 10:23:04 AM

zappaisfrank: The only thing I want to know about this movie is if Amanda Seyfried gets naked.


Watch this:

 onemoviefiveviews.files.wordpress.com

/you're welcome
 
2013-07-05 10:23:29 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: bdub77: Jim from Saint Paul: bdub77: Barricaded Gunman: infidelic: Ladies, there are two things you need to know...

1st, don't just give a handjob with the penis in your mouth. Suck!!!
2nd, maintain eye contact.


As coarsely as this information may have been presented, I find no fault with the content.

The worst are the ones who don't even give a handjob they just sit there and lick around it like it's a f*cking popsicle. I mean OK, thanks for cleaning it up or whatever, my balls feel nice and clean now, but it's not doing anything for me, put your mouth on it or just stop.

Whearas there is TONS of fault with the next post.

I'm sorry you're a lesbian.

Says the guy who doesn't want his penis licked.


Not if that's the only action down there.
 
2013-07-05 10:28:29 AM

meanmutton: t3knomanser: Every time I hear about the  Lovelace movie, my brain goes, "Oh, Ada Lovelace biopic. Cool." And then I'm reminded that it's about some 70s porn star, once again reminding us that the 70s ruin everything.

Actually, a porn movie about Ada Lovelace would be awesome.


/FTFY
 
2013-07-05 10:31:02 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: zappaisfrank: The only thing I want to know about this movie is if Amanda Seyfried gets naked.

Watch this:

 [onemoviefiveviews.files.wordpress.com image 493x672]

/you're welcome


I already own it.
 
2013-07-05 10:32:03 AM

bdub77: Barricaded Gunman: infidelic: Ladies, there are two things you need to know...

1st, don't just give a handjob with the penis in your mouth. Suck!!!
2nd, maintain eye contact.


As coarsely as this information may have been presented, I find no fault with the content.

The worst are the ones who don't even give a handjob they just sit there and lick around it like it's a f*cking popsicle. I mean OK, thanks for cleaning it up or whatever, my balls feel nice and clean now, but it's not doing anything for me, put your mouth on it or just stop.


Says someone who hasn't felt teeth drag. Why bicuspid, why
 
2013-07-05 10:43:33 AM

thecpt: bdub77: Barricaded Gunman: infidelic: Ladies, there are two things you need to know...

1st, don't just give a handjob with the penis in your mouth. Suck!!!
2nd, maintain eye contact.


As coarsely as this information may have been presented, I find no fault with the content.

The worst are the ones who don't even give a handjob they just sit there and lick around it like it's a f*cking popsicle. I mean OK, thanks for cleaning it up or whatever, my balls feel nice and clean now, but it's not doing anything for me, put your mouth on it or just stop.

Says someone who hasn't felt teeth drag. Why bicuspid, why



Eye contact isn't that important. Frankly, if she is doing a good job my eyes will be rolled back in their sockets.
 
2013-07-05 10:43:54 AM

zappaisfrank: Jim from Saint Paul: zappaisfrank: The only thing I want to know about this movie is if Amanda Seyfried gets naked.

Watch this:

 [onemoviefiveviews.files.wordpress.com image 493x672]

/you're welcome

I already own it.


Well since you will not actually see her place a penis in her mouth in this movie, seems to me like you have the superior product.
 
2013-07-05 10:55:16 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: zappaisfrank: Jim from Saint Paul: zappaisfrank: The only thing I want to know about this movie is if Amanda Seyfried gets naked.

Watch this:

 [onemoviefiveviews.files.wordpress.com image 493x672]

/you're welcome

I already own it.

Well since you will not actually see her place a penis in her mouth in this movie, seems to me like you have the superior product.


I was hoping for better, clearer shots than in "Chloe" because most of the boob shots she has her hair hanging down in the way or is covered in some other way. You see more of Julianne Moore than her in that film. (NTTAWWT)
 
2013-07-05 10:55:45 AM

Flappyhead: Did she do her own stunts?


I understand they are quite cunning.
 
2013-07-05 11:03:20 AM

give me doughnuts: thecpt: bdub77: Barricaded Gunman: infidelic: Ladies, there are two things you need to know...

1st, don't just give a handjob with the penis in your mouth. Suck!!!
2nd, maintain eye contact.


As coarsely as this information may have been presented, I find no fault with the content.

The worst are the ones who don't even give a handjob they just sit there and lick around it like it's a f*cking popsicle. I mean OK, thanks for cleaning it up or whatever, my balls feel nice and clean now, but it's not doing anything for me, put your mouth on it or just stop.

Says someone who hasn't felt teeth drag. Why bicuspid, why


Eye contact isn't that important. Frankly, if she is doing a good job my eyes will be rolled back in their sockets.


If i need to pull the sheets out of my ass when she's done, the amount of eye contact is unimportant
 
2013-07-05 11:04:44 AM
Well it is R rated so it is going to suck. Amanda's nudity will be limited and there is no chance in hell that she will preform so much as a bj on screen and forget even a hint of the shaving scene.
 
2013-07-05 11:06:47 AM
That was as subtle as it was amazing, epic and random.
 
2013-07-05 11:14:16 AM
Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever got?

It was AWESOME!
 
2013-07-05 11:17:41 AM
With or without Tonsils?
 
2013-07-05 11:19:07 AM
Show of hands...

How many of us taught at least one girlfriend how to give head by popping in a porno?

/raises hand
 
2013-07-05 11:20:47 AM

Thank You Black Jesus!: give me doughnuts: thecpt: bdub77: Barricaded Gunman: infidelic: Ladies, there are two things you need to know...

1st, don't just give a handjob with the penis in your mouth. Suck!!!
2nd, maintain eye contact.


As coarsely as this information may have been presented, I find no fault with the content.

The worst are the ones who don't even give a handjob they just sit there and lick around it like it's a f*cking popsicle. I mean OK, thanks for cleaning it up or whatever, my balls feel nice and clean now, but it's not doing anything for me, put your mouth on it or just stop.

Says someone who hasn't felt teeth drag. Why bicuspid, why


Eye contact isn't that important. Frankly, if she is doing a good job my eyes will be rolled back in their sockets.

If i need to pull the sheets out of my ass when she's done, the amount of eye contact is unimportant


Agreed.  Plus maintaing eye contact usually means she can't get a good angle.
 
2013-07-05 11:25:45 AM

t3knomanser: Every time I hear about the  Lovelace movie, my brain goes, "Oh, Ada Lovelace biopic. Cool." And then I'm reminded that it's about some 70s porn star, once again reminding us that the 70s ruin everything.


This this thisity this.
 
2013-07-05 11:29:58 AM

zappaisfrank: Show of hands...

How many of us taught at least one girlfriend how to give head by popping in a porno?

/raises hand


Did she wind up surpassing the teacher?
 
2013-07-05 11:40:11 AM
meanmutton:
t3knomanser: Every time I hear about the  Lovelace movie, my brain goes, "Oh, Ada Lovelace biopic. Cool." And then I'm reminded that it's about some 70s porn star, once again reminding us that the 70s ruin everything.

Actually, a movie about Ada Lovelace would be awesome.


As long as it wasn't "steampunk".

zappaisfrank:
You see more of Julianne Moore than her in that film. (NTTAWWT)

I really enjoyed "The Kids are All Right", let's just put it that way.  If any Farkettes have fantasies about doing it with Bruce Banner, you might like it too (though Ruffalo's character in this is a bit of a douche).
 
2013-07-05 11:40:30 AM

Delawheredad: Well it is R rated so it is going to suck.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-07-05 11:51:12 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Looks good, but I have a feeling that Boogie Nights already did this and most likely did it better.


I'm getting more of a 'Wonderland' vibe; less cheese, more seriousness, more depressing.
 
2013-07-05 12:39:58 PM
Has anybody seen Deepthroat?  It's an awful movie.
 
2013-07-05 12:45:17 PM

infidelic: Ladies, there are two things you need to know...

1st, don't just give a handjob with the penis in your mouth. Suck!!!
2nd, maintain eye contact.


1a. 'Blow' is a figure of speech
 
2013-07-05 12:51:11 PM

zappaisfrank: Show of hands...

How many of us taught at least one girlfriend how to give head by popping in a porno?

/raises hand


I learned how to give head by watching gay porn.  Those boys know what they're doing.
 
2013-07-05 12:51:56 PM
t3knomanser
Every time I hear about the Lovelace movie, my brain goes, "Oh, Ada Lovelace biopic. Cool." And then I'm reminded that it's about some 70s porn star, once again reminding us that the 70s ruin everything.


I had never hear about the pornstar, so my reaction was pretty much like yours ("Oh, so Ada is short for Linda?") until I clicked the article.


Then again, it also took me at least half a year to lower my expectations whenever there was a thread about the upcoming "The Avengers" movie:
I had never heard about those comic books, so I was always expecting some more John Steed/Emma Peel until I remembered "right, that comics movie".
 
2013-07-05 12:56:35 PM

The Voice of Doom: t3knomanser
Every time I hear about the Lovelace movie, my brain goes, "Oh, Ada Lovelace biopic. Cool." And then I'm reminded that it's about some 70s porn star, once again reminding us that the 70s ruin everything.

I had never hear about the pornstar, so my reaction was pretty much like yours ("Oh, so Ada is short for Linda?") until I clicked the article.


That's ok. Until today I had never heard of this Ada chick.
 
2013-07-05 01:07:23 PM
Amanda Seyfried is not hot. Her face looks like it was smashed flat. She has no boobs. She is not ugly but she is certainly not attractive. I could go to local bar & find better./ not gay
 
ecl
2013-07-05 01:07:34 PM

The Voice of Doom: t3knomanser
Every time I hear about the Lovelace movie, my brain goes, "Oh, Ada Lovelace biopic. Cool." And then I'm reminded that it's about some 70s porn star, once again reminding us that the 70s ruin everything.

I had never hear about the pornstar, so my reaction was pretty much like yours ("Oh, so Ada is short for Linda?") until I clicked the article.


Then again, it also took me at least half a year to lower my expectations whenever there was a thread about the upcoming "The Avengers" movie:
I had never heard about those comic books, so I was always expecting some more John Steed/Emma Peel until I remembered "right, that comics movie".


drawception.com
 
2013-07-05 01:11:07 PM
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2013-07-05 01:11:08 PM

MBA Whore: Amanda Seyfried is not hot. Her face looks like it was smashed flat. She has no boobs. She is not ugly but she is certainly not attractive. I could go to local bar & find better./ not gay


Well, yeah, but that's gonna have to wait until after you get back from the gym.
 
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