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(WHNS Fox 21)   Man wielding slingblade screaming obscenities couldn't drop his weapon for cops because it was tied around his wrist. Fark: "Actually, quite a bit" of drinking involved   (foxcarolina.com) divider line 22
    More: Strange, Spartanburg County, pocketknife, obscenities, wrists  
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2013-07-05 07:29:03 AM  
mmm-hm.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-05 07:30:02 AM  
Some folks call it a keiser blade, I call it a slingblade.
 
2013-07-05 07:56:27 AM  
Not everyone likes mustard on their biscuit though.
 
2013-07-05 08:02:49 AM  
the empty 55 gallon drum marked 'hootch' was a clue
 
2013-07-05 08:03:07 AM  
...not funny-ha ha; funny-queer.
 
2013-07-05 08:07:46 AM  
How do you get slingblade from machete? A kaiser blade is a long, two-handed tool.
 
2013-07-05 08:07:48 AM  
A talking slingblade?  Awesome.
 
2013-07-05 08:08:26 AM  
 
2013-07-05 08:16:53 AM  
The guy's lucky that they didn't have to call for an ambulance and a hearst
 
2013-07-05 08:17:02 AM  
Cue the "BAN ALL KNIVES" crew
 
2013-07-05 08:22:33 AM  

jake_lex: The guy's lucky that they didn't have to call for an ambulance and a hearst


www.biography.com

In other news...attempted murder? Please. He'll get maybe making threats, creating a nuisance, disturbing the piece, public drunk...etc. This guy serves NO TIME.
 
2013-07-05 08:32:13 AM  
OP doesn't know what a slingblade is, we can start with that... http://jdeking.blogspot.com/2012/06/sling-blade.html
since the article mentions "machete" I gotta say OP is a fool.
 
2013-07-05 08:46:51 AM  

See You Next Tuesday: Cue the "BAN ALL KNIVES" crew


no no... we don't need to BAN them (yet), just register them, and all who own one. Then, we take them from anyone who has ever had a case of the "Mondays".
 
2013-07-05 08:51:37 AM  

Babwa Wawa: mmm-hm.


All we need are some french fried potaters and we are done here.
 
2013-07-05 09:10:09 AM  

BostonEMT: See You Next Tuesday: Cue the "BAN ALL KNIVES" crew

no no... we don't need to BAN them (yet), just register them, and all who own one. Then, we take them from anyone who has ever had a case of the "Mondays".


Oh, you knife grabbers are all alike. If we ban knives, murderers will just use lawnmower blades.
 
2013-07-05 09:23:54 AM  

SevenizGud: jake_lex: The guy's lucky that they didn't have to call for an ambulance and a hearst

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

In other news...attempted murder? Please. He'll get maybe making threats, creating a nuisance, disturbing the piece, public drunk...etc. This guy serves NO TIME.


Actually, this is in south carolina bro. He'll probably get 30-40.
Seriously.
 
2013-07-05 09:24:39 AM  
Did he catch a man havin' his way with his momma?
 
2013-07-05 11:46:55 AM  

mbillips: BostonEMT: See You Next Tuesday: Cue the "BAN ALL KNIVES" crew

no no... we don't need to BAN them (yet), just register them, and all who own one. Then, we take them from anyone who has ever had a case of the "Mondays".

Oh, you knife grabbers are all alike. If we ban knives, murderers will just use lawnmower blades.


Hammers, actually.  Historically it is the #1 murder weapon.
 
2013-07-05 12:14:42 PM  
Large quantities of alcohol merely put me to sleep. Ethanol is a sedative, folks: any other effects you get are merely suggestion.

I just can't eat potted meat food product with regular saltines, and low-salt saltines are useless for anything else.

And what do you do when you're funny ha-ha and funny queer?

HMMM-HMMMM.
 
2013-07-05 12:17:43 PM  

prjindigo: mbillips: BostonEMT: See You Next Tuesday: Cue the "BAN ALL KNIVES" crew

no no... we don't need to BAN them (yet), just register them, and all who own one. Then, we take them from anyone who has ever had a case of the "Mondays".

Oh, you knife grabbers are all alike. If we ban knives, murderers will just use lawnmower blades.

Hammers, actually.  Historically it is the #1 murder weapon.


The last time I got assaulted half to death they used 6' 2x4s.

Clearly they should ban anything that might cause me pain. Sewing needles, paring knives, uneven sidewalks, people who don't know the difference between "there," "they're" and "their," Christianity...
 
2013-07-05 12:30:00 PM  
I clicked on the article to see how many bullets the coroner eventually pulled out of the guy and was surprised. Good on them for handling it in a non-lethal manner.
 
2013-07-05 09:41:44 PM  

SevenizGud: In other news...attempted murder? Please. He'll get maybe making threats, creating a nuisance, disturbing the piece, public drunk...etc. This guy serves NO TIME.


I'm not seeing attempted murder either. "Brandishing a weapon" is an offense (in some places, at least); that would seem to fit along with the charges you suggest.
 
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