redmid17: AverageAmericanGuy: WHY WON'T MOMMY AND DADDY STOP FIGHTING??Cause daddy likes to drink and mom spends a lot of time at local motels?
fusillade762: How drunk is everyone in this thread?
AverageAmericanGuy: WHY WON'T MOMMY AND DADDY STOP FIGHTING??
hardinparamedic: Salmon handed the boy back to his grateful mother and explained that she is a trained lifeguard and paramedic. Coincidentally, her fiance Matt Werner, 33, is an EMT and Beerger is also a trained paramedic.AverageAmericanGuy: Her fiancee seems to be just kind of standing on the shore watching this all unfold. She seems driven and aggressive. He seems passive and weak.She's trained in water rescue, and he's not. Had you RTFA, you might know that.
AverageAmericanGuy: Her fiancee seems to be just kind of standing on the shore watching this all unfold. She seems driven and aggressive. He seems passive and weak.I give this marriage 6 years and two kids.
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