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(ABC)   Salmon jumps in river to save drowning boy   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 12
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2013-07-05 12:28:36 AM  
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redmid17: AverageAmericanGuy: WHY WON'T MOMMY AND DADDY STOP FIGHTING??

Cause daddy likes to drink and mom spends a lot of time at local motels?


This is why daddy is shoplifting artificial vaginas.
2013-07-05 12:10:19 AM  
2 votes:
Honestly, in this day an age, why would any adult male rescue a child? Especially in a wet environment where you may have to perform mouth to mouth? 30 years ago you'd be a hero, today you'd be a registered sex offender. The fiancé did the right thing by trying to let natural selection occur.
2013-07-04 11:48:11 PM  
2 votes:
Her fiancee seems to be just kind of standing on the shore watching this all unfold. She seems driven and aggressive. He seems passive and weak.

I give this marriage 6 years and two kids.
2013-07-05 12:53:50 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: How drunk is everyone in this thread?


On a scale from Charlie Sheen to Liz Taylor? Chris Brown.
2013-07-05 12:28:02 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: WHY WON'T MOMMY AND DADDY STOP FIGHTING??


Cause daddy likes to drink and mom spends a lot of time at local motels?
2013-07-05 12:20:58 AM  
1 votes:
I think everyone in this thread just came on one-another, then themselves.
2013-07-05 12:04:33 AM  
1 votes:
Nominative determinism.
2013-07-05 12:00:43 AM  
1 votes:
Kids thinking "WHAR mouth to mouth WHAR?!!??"
2013-07-04 11:58:47 PM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: Salmon handed the boy back to his grateful mother and explained that she is a trained lifeguard and paramedic. Coincidentally, her fiance Matt Werner, 33, is an EMT and Beerger is also a trained paramedic.

AverageAmericanGuy: Her fiancee seems to be just kind of standing on the shore watching this all unfold. She seems driven and aggressive. He seems passive and weak.

She's trained in water rescue, and he's not. Had you RTFA, you might know that.


That's part of my point. He took no initiative in saving the boy once he saw that his bride to be was already on her way.

I bet he plays a lot of XBox.
2013-07-04 11:57:39 PM  
1 votes:
She's spawning.
2013-07-04 11:54:42 PM  
1 votes:
Salmon handed the boy back to his grateful mother and explained that she is a trained lifeguard and paramedic.

How convenient...
2013-07-04 11:52:04 PM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Her fiancee seems to be just kind of standing on the shore watching this all unfold. She seems driven and aggressive. He seems passive and weak.

I give this marriage 6 years and two kids.


Or maybe he noticed that the water was a foot deep?
 
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