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(Green Bay Press Gazette)   I'm sorry officer that I left my baby in a locked car sweating profusely, but the sign clearly states no one under 18 allowed in the sex shop   (greenbaypressgazette.com) divider line 20
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2013-07-05 02:44:06 AM  
'MURICA
 
2013-07-05 02:48:45 AM  
Rules is rules.
 
2013-07-05 02:50:15 AM  
Zero-tolerance = zero brain
 
2013-07-05 02:52:50 AM  
I always give my car anti-perspirant to prevent this from happening.
 
2013-07-05 03:49:52 AM  
I like how the Weeners sighs "Obama voters". Many Obama voters are very much for sex ed and birth control, which would have prevented that sad little snowflake from being born to a couple of dumbass kids to begin with.  Praying that ignorant people stop having sex ain't working, Champ.
 
2013-07-05 03:52:26 AM  
I'm not gonna rag on 'em because they're such young parents. Maybe Jesus made 'em get that way.

I am gonna rag on 'em because they're such stupid people. I'd bet if they asked management if an INFANT could enter, they'd get a thumbs-up. Or, why didn't they leave the babe with its 38-year-old grandmother??

(And I'm going to be quietly relieved that this happened in Illinois/Wisconsin, not Mississippi/Louisiana)
 
2013-07-05 05:01:27 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I'm not gonna rag on 'em because they're such young parents. Maybe Jesus made 'em get that way.

I am gonna rag on 'em because they're such stupid people. I'd bet if they asked management if an INFANT could enter, they'd get a thumbs-up. Or, why didn't they leave the babe with its 38-year-old grandmother??

(And I'm going to be quietly relieved that this happened in Illinois/Wisconsin, not Mississippi/Louisiana)


White trash are EVERYWHERE. You can't get away from them.

I grew up and currently live in Arkansas - lots of white trash here. I used to live in Colorado (Denver-ish), and I was amazed at the amount of mullets and El Caminos I saw there.
 
2013-07-05 05:04:30 AM  
OMG the baby was left alone for 20 minutes?!?!!
 
2013-07-05 06:15:56 AM  

freetomato: I like how the Weeners sighs "Obama voters". Many Obama voters are very much for sex ed and birth control, which would have prevented that sad little snowflake from being born to a couple of dumbass kids to begin with.  Praying that ignorant people stop having sex ain't working, Champ.


heh...
 
2013-07-05 08:03:20 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I'm not gonna rag on 'em because they're such young parents. Maybe Jesus made 'em get that way.

I am gonna rag on 'em because they're such stupid people. I'd bet if they asked management if an INFANT could enter, they'd get a thumbs-up. Or, why didn't they leave the babe with its 38-year-old grandmother??

(And I'm going to be quietly relieved that this happened in Illinois/Wisconsin, not Mississippi/Louisiana)


It happened there, but there it's not news.
 
2013-07-05 08:10:33 AM  

bigbabysurfer: White trash are EVERYWHERE. You can't get away from them.


The thing I've noticed, though, is that there's actually different kinds of white trash depending on where you are.  My area has douchebags driving Japanese coupes with (gl)ass cans, held together with Bondo and decals of the place that did it, and crotch rocket riders in spades.  I noticed when I was in the southwest on vacation last month they just have the big, muddy truck types and very few of my area's type, and honestly, I'm glad I didn't see my area's morons because I'm sick of them.

\one day I'm gonna just start oiling the street for the dickwads doing 100 a quarter mile from the end of my street just because there's a big hill
 
2013-07-05 08:34:31 AM  
I'm not sure that kid is going to make it to adulthood.  I imagine the parents are going to try and was the kid in the dish washer at some point.
 
2013-07-05 09:31:35 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-05 10:06:41 AM  

starsrift: OMG the baby was left alone for 20 minutes?!?!!


20 minutes in a closed car is more than enough time to f*ck an infant all up, even if it doesn't outright kill them.

So, go be snarkily fake-outraged somewhere else. I'm sure at least one thread is missing a fool.
 
2013-07-05 10:46:50 AM  

A Shambling Mound: starsrift: OMG the baby was left alone for 20 minutes?!?!!

20 minutes in a closed car is more than enough time to f*ck an infant all up, even if it doesn't outright kill them.

So, go be snarkily fake-outraged somewhere else. I'm sure at least one thread is missing a fool.


Bullshiat - at 20 minutes, they're still practically raw. They need at least an hour, or until the skin is golden brown and crispy. Take your jacket off, now; Hell's Kitchen no longer needs you.
 
2013-07-05 10:55:14 AM  
Maybe Jessica E. Hurley-Smith  (the mom) was thrilled her disorderly conduct citation in Kenosha County was settled earlier this year and thus, was picking out a celebratory dildo?
 
2013-07-05 01:03:49 PM  
Did the math. Baby was 9 months old+ 9 months to have= 18 months. Daddy was 18-18 months= 17.
Somebody was getting lucky.
 
2013-07-05 01:32:45 PM  
The under 18 rule does not apply to ages 4 and under in most provinces in Canada.... Don't know about any of the states.....
 
2013-07-05 02:38:32 PM  
Sadly these two will still continue to breed
 
2013-07-05 04:01:52 PM  

starsrift: OMG the baby was left alone for 20 minutes?!?!!


Would you leave a kid in the oven? No? Then don't leave them in a hot car during the summer. For that matter don't leave your pets in there either.
 
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