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2013-07-04 08:14:45 PM
affordablehousinginstitute.org
 
2013-07-04 08:34:20 PM
...and you, sir, can have my leg...
 
2013-07-04 08:47:15 PM

Gulper Eel: ...and you, sir, can have my leg...


And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper.
 
2013-07-05 01:20:46 AM
There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
 
2013-07-05 01:21:00 AM
"Eww ... with a gammy leg?"
 
2013-07-05 01:21:38 AM

Harry_Seldon: There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.


What do you expect from a bunch of drunken sodomites?
 
2013-07-05 01:23:47 AM

phlegmmo: "Eww ... with a gammy leg?"


You don't have to eat the leg!
 
2013-07-05 01:24:12 AM
Ehh, they had water. Four days without food is probably good for you. Occasionally.
 
2013-07-05 01:24:49 AM

hardinparamedic: Harry_Seldon: There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.

What do you expect from a bunch of drunken sodomites?


Hey, you make it sound like there's something wrong with "rum, buggery, and the lash"! I shall have to ask you to step outside!
 
2013-07-05 01:24:57 AM
Odd that penguin being there.
 
2013-07-05 01:30:51 AM
All else aside, I think "Capeheart" is a pretty awesome name.
 
2013-07-05 01:30:57 AM
But what about the Mermaid Theory?
 
2013-07-05 01:31:05 AM
Made that trip myself in a speed boat with scuba gear.  Worst sunburn I've ever had.
 
2013-07-05 01:33:05 AM
That story made zero sense. Were these people all drunk for four days straight?

The group departed Roatan Saturday for Utila Island when the boat, designated a pleasure craft, ran out of gas along the way, according to the U.S. Coast Guard.

Brown said despite having no gas, she dragged the boat forward by jumping into the water and pulling a rope tied to it.

"And then there would be people on the sides of the boat paddling, and we would just try to make it as fast as we could like that," she said.
 
2013-07-05 01:38:34 AM
Shallots and ovaries
 
2013-07-05 01:39:37 AM

Hector Remarkable: Odd that penguin being there.


Ohhhh, intercourse the penguin!
 
2013-07-05 01:40:14 AM
U.S. Coast Guard Spokesman Lt. Cmdr. Gabe Somma said the trip was supposed to be only 18 miles in distance, or about two hours.

♫A two hour tour...♫
 
2013-07-05 01:45:40 AM

WeenerGord: Hector Remarkable: Odd that penguin being there.

Ohhhh, intercourse the penguin!


Careful, don't want it to explode.
 
2013-07-05 01:48:41 AM

HotWingAgenda: That story made zero sense. Were these people all drunk for four days straight?


It's possible.  Ever been to Roatan?  You're isolated from the rest of the sad little country, and after seeing it on the way in, you're glad of it.  Super hot and humid usually, nowhere you'd really want to go outside of the tourist enclave.  It's either sit and drink or get on a boat and drink, or go diving.
 
2013-07-05 01:55:01 AM
It's probably too late, but if someone could dole out some TF, I'd probably deal out the sweatiest kitty pics of all time
 
2013-07-05 02:00:03 AM
johnniemoore.com
"Well, if my calculations are correct, they should be nearing the...urine-drinking stage about now!"
 
2013-07-05 02:01:29 AM
#25 - the nipple.
 
2013-07-05 02:02:25 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-05 02:05:49 AM

Hector Remarkable: #25 - the nipple.


kent.smithnz.com
 
2013-07-05 02:07:35 AM
Honduras?

Send lawyers, guns and moneyThe shiat has hit the fan.
 
2013-07-05 02:09:04 AM

99.998er: Honduras?

Send lawyers, guns and moneyThe shiat has hit the fan.


Favorite Zevon song, probably.
 
2013-07-05 02:16:17 AM
Have we started again?
 
2013-07-05 02:23:26 AM
Mary Ann and Ginger could f*ck my brains out for weeks and I would know sh*t.
 
2013-07-05 02:32:02 AM
Oh man... that sketch brings me back to my childhood watching Monty Python's Flying Circus after school when it was on PBS or Bravo. One of my fav's.
 
2013-07-05 02:38:03 AM

AccuJack: Made that trip myself in a speed boat with scuba gear.  Worst sunburn I've ever had.


Luxury. Back in my day, we made that trip five days a week in a leaky rowboat and full battle gear. By the time we were done, we were grateful for sunburn...
 
2013-07-05 02:54:58 AM

Candygram4Mongo: AccuJack: Made that trip myself in a speed boat with scuba gear.  Worst sunburn I've ever had.

Luxury. Back in my day, we made that trip five days a week in a leaky rowboat and full battle gear. By the time we were done, we were grateful for sunburn...


Right. I used to get up in the morning, a half an hour before I went to bed, chop down a tree to make my own, rather leaky, canoe. Only we didn't have trees, just some bushes. So I'd have to carve it out of a branch of a bush. By the time I were halfway 'cross, the neighbors would be shooting at me. I'd then get there, when a tentacle would reach up, pull me back under and drown me.
 
2013-07-05 03:05:53 AM

PizzaJedi81: Candygram4Mongo: AccuJack: Made that trip myself in a speed boat with scuba gear.  Worst sunburn I've ever had.

Luxury. Back in my day, we made that trip five days a week in a leaky rowboat and full battle gear. By the time we were done, we were grateful for sunburn...

Right. I used to get up in the morning, a half an hour before I went to bed, chop down a tree to make my own, rather leaky, canoe. Only we didn't have trees, just some bushes. So I'd have to carve it out of a branch of a bush. By the time I were halfway 'cross, the neighbors would be shooting at me. I'd then get there, when a tentacle would reach up, pull me back under and drown me.



And you try to tell the young people of today that...and they won't believe you.
 
2013-07-05 03:13:44 AM

crypticsatellite: Gulper Eel: ...and you, sir, can have my leg...

And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper.


"Oh, I am a cook and a captain bold,
And the mate of the Nancy brig,
And a bo'sun tight, and a midshipmite,
And the crew of the captain's gig."
 
2013-07-05 03:23:31 AM
A two hour tour. A two hour tour.

/not obscure
 
2013-07-05 05:49:23 AM

UseLessHuman: A two hour tour. A two hour tour.

/not obscure


A mild correction: a 3-hour tour.  But what I can't believe is that your comment was the first to go there.  I mean, come on, it was supposed to be an 18 mile boat trip, an nobody else made the Gilligan' Isle connection?

/ Fark, I am disappointed
 
2013-07-05 05:51:57 AM
should have been "and nobody else made the Gilligan's Isle connection."

/Too many beers today
 
2013-07-05 06:25:47 AM
I've loved monty python since I was I kid. I wish never discovered fark. anytime there is a keyword mentioned, cheese, penguin, bishop, cannibal, etc. is a reason to show you have seen/heard a sketch they have done.
it's tiresome, not the least bit funny to read.
Ohhhh, intercourse the penguin!
#25 - the nipple
...and you, sir, can have my leg
And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper .
hooray, see I can be funny too, without anything original.
all you do is parrot their material.

/ that's a freebie, feel free each and every one of you to recite one or two lines from the parrot sketch.
then sit back think how cool it was to post "lovely plumage" first.
 
2013-07-05 07:13:57 AM
Shut up, Mordley!
 
2013-07-05 07:49:43 AM

silvervial: phlegmmo: "Eww ... with a gammy leg?"

You don't have to eat the leg!


'I'd rather eat Hodges.'
 
2013-07-05 08:24:11 AM

bigbobowski: I've loved monty python since I was I kid. I wish never discovered fark. anytime there is a keyword mentioned, cheese, penguin, bishop, cannibal, etc. is a reason to show you have seen/heard a sketch they have done.
it's tiresome, not the least bit funny to read.
Ohhhh, intercourse the penguin!
#25 - the nipple
...and you, sir, can have my leg
And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper .
hooray, see I can be funny too, without anything original.
all you do is parrot their material.

/ that's a freebie, feel free each and every one of you to recite one or two lines from the parrot sketch.
then sit back think how cool it was to post "lovely plumage" first.


You must be fun at parties.
 
2013-07-05 09:01:32 AM
Men, Men, Men

It's great to be on a ship with men
And sail across the sea, Oh!
We don't know where we'll land or when,
It's great to be with men!
It's great to be with men!

'Cuz men can sweat and men can stink
And no one seems to care, Oh!
Throw the dishes in the sink
And clog the drain with hair-o,
Clog the drain with hair-o!

Men, Men, Men,
It's a ship all filled with men!
So batten down the ladies room
There's no one here but men!

There's men above
There's men below
There's men down in the Galley.
There's Butch and Buzz
And Spike and Biff
And one guy we call Sally.
And one guy we call Sally.

Men, Men, Men,
It's a ship all filled with men!
You'll never have to lift the seat
There's no one here but men!

We're men and friends
Until the end
And none of us are sissies.
At night we sleep in separate beds
And throw each other kissies!
And throw each other kissies!

Men, Men, Men,
It's a ship all filled with men!
So, throw prophylactics overboard!
There's no one here but men!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh Mennnnnnnnnn!


/not relevant
 
2013-07-05 09:25:20 AM
"Jenkins!  Stop that!"

I watched the Undertaker Sketch with my mother in the room.  I spent about five minutes literally rolling the floor laughing.

Mom did not take this well at all.
 
2013-07-05 09:41:36 AM
Were some of them naked? And if so, why?
 
2013-07-05 10:20:43 AM
'ave we started again?

*shhhh*
 
2013-07-05 10:39:23 AM
I was wondering if you might swim to the chemist and get me something for my hallucinations.
 
2013-07-05 11:50:03 AM
4bluestones.biz

/unimpressed
 
2013-07-05 12:33:12 PM

Lost_in_Korea: UseLessHuman: A two hour tour. A two hour tour.

/not obscure

A mild correction: a 3-hour tour.  But what I can't believe is that your comment was the first to go there.  I mean, come on, it was supposed to be an 18 mile boat trip, an nobody else made the Gilligan' Isle connection?

/ Fark, I am disappointed


Both of you failed to see that it was made 17 comments in, or yesterday, but I digress

free_waffles: [4bluestones.biz image 500x291]

/unimpressed


Ok what movie is that from?
 
2013-07-05 01:10:37 PM

abhorrent1: Were some of them naked? And if so, why?


I wondered the same thing.
 
2013-07-05 02:52:41 PM
You're gonna learn today.
 
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