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(I-Mockery)   I-Mockery celebrates the Fourth with an update to the underappreciated art of firecracker labels (Some labels are Not safe for work)   (i-mockery.com) divider line 29
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2013-07-04 07:51:08 PM
Meh
 
2013-07-04 08:03:24 PM
Seanbaby's fireworks series: (NSFW language)

Link

Link

Link
 
2013-07-04 08:15:51 PM
I thought some of them were kinda cool.
 
2013-07-04 08:26:58 PM
Who reads the labels? Light, get back. Hold away from hands.
 
2013-07-04 08:42:46 PM
I just spent the last 6 hours fusing together 3 thousand dollars worth of fireworks. We bought warehouse so we got over 70 cakes. About 10 Blonde Jokes.

It's just random pictures of blonde women. Sitting at desks, reading a newspaper and one of the walking around. It's really strange
 
2013-07-04 08:51:35 PM
s23.postimg.org

Shut yo mouth!
 
2013-07-04 09:00:24 PM
It'd be kinda cool to have a poster sized print of that old Black Cat logo.
 
2013-07-04 09:06:02 PM
HOLY CRAP....who the heck cares

Just some ugly labels
 
2013-07-04 09:18:38 PM
zzeed.files.wordpress.com

/laugh now, cry later
 
2013-07-04 09:24:20 PM
Isn't putting a picture of Wile E. Coyote on the label of an explosive product like putting a picture of a vomiting guy on a beer bottle?
 
2013-07-04 09:31:34 PM
www.i-mockery.com

Too soon?
 
2013-07-04 09:50:59 PM

TommyDeuce: Too soon?


Heeeeehehehehehe
 
2013-07-04 10:06:44 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

Meh, amateurs.
 
2013-07-04 10:16:58 PM

Marshal805: I thought some of them were kinda cool.


They are cool. Buncha haters in here.
 
2013-07-04 10:17:50 PM
Wow, none of those labels were racist or offensive...  <Whistles and slowly backs away from thread>
 
2013-07-04 10:20:27 PM
Blonde Joke is a classic cake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BURacK2pj8M
 
2013-07-04 10:26:01 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net

TNT "celebrates America" by stealing the artwork of hard working American artists like Christopher Cooper
 
2013-07-04 10:29:43 PM

A10Mechanic: Wow, none of those labels were racist or offensive...  <Whistles and slowly backs away from thread>


At least it had "crackers" on the  label. Bound to offend  one or two white guys, too.
 
2013-07-04 10:30:12 PM

Mentalpatient87: It'd be kinda cool to have a poster sized print of that old Black Cat logo.


Friend of Greg Dyer trying to drum up some sales?

The "vintage" marketing posters show up on eBay for big bucks, some of the fireworks-related websites sell reproductions at around ten bucks.  AllPosters has some of the older logos, but maybe not black cat.

If you buy a full brick of the modern black cat crackers, the packaging usually includes a nice large version of the pack art, maybe 10"x6" or so.  Like this:
fireworkssupermarket.com
 
2013-07-04 11:05:54 PM

PDid: Marshal805: I thought some of them were kinda cool.

They are cool. Buncha haters in here.


Thirded.
 
2013-07-05 12:16:13 AM

ChicagoKev: Mentalpatient87: It'd be kinda cool to have a poster sized print of that old Black Cat logo.

Friend of Greg Dyer trying to drum up some sales?

The "vintage" marketing posters show up on eBay for big bucks, some of the fireworks-related websites sell reproductions at around ten bucks.  AllPosters has some of the older logos, but maybe not black cat.

If you buy a full brick of the modern black cat crackers, the packaging usually includes a nice large version of the pack art, maybe 10"x6" or so.  Like this:


Mmm, yeah. I've always liked fireworks, and Black Cat has always been a good brand. I also like the detail on the older style cat. Not really one to spend a lot of money on wall art, so I assume it'll be out of my price range.
 
2013-07-05 01:01:51 AM
I remember Dixie Boys from my youth in Arkansas.

i.imgur.com

Tiny little firecrackers. Always liked the watermelon.

/so did he
 
2013-07-05 03:10:55 AM
Im convinced imockery doesnt actually exist anymore. it just appears once a week each year to roll out this article for the nth time.
 
2013-07-05 05:50:28 AM
This one is hilarious:

imageshack.us
 
2013-07-05 05:53:21 AM
I can really get into the spirit of this one:

imageshack.us
 
2013-07-05 06:05:37 AM
Look, they named one after my penis!


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-05 09:22:15 AM
www.i-mockery.com

Shoots flaming balls and reports.

Flaming balls.
 
2013-07-05 01:26:20 PM
Aside from some flagrant copyright violations. I do remember a few years ago, some kids found out that old porn mags were used to make the tubes. Moms freaked but you never know, may still happen.
 
2013-07-05 02:21:26 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: [www.i-mockery.com image 347x350]

Shoots flaming balls and reports.

Flaming balls.


I know what they meant by that, but it did make me laugh.

/flaming ball!
//hey! I just set off a flaming ball.
///flaming ball!
////and another one.
////flaming ball!
//and another one. how long do I have to keep reporting?
//flaming ball!  until they're done, damnit.
 
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