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(Newser)   Can no one stop the sausage-consuming juggernauts that are Joey Chestnut and Sonja Thomas? Chestnut not only won his seventh-consecutive title today, he set a new world record by scarfing down 69 hot dogs and buns during the 10 minutes allotted   (newser.com) divider line 47
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2013-07-04 05:07:10 PM
Yawn. I haven't watched this in the last few years, since they wouldn't let Takeru Kobayashi in to the competition, unless he swallowed their exclusive contract.

// Let me know when they make it an open competition again.
 
2013-07-04 05:08:54 PM
and how long until he threw them up
 
2013-07-04 05:12:23 PM
I'd be lucky to eat 69 hot dogs in a year.
 
2013-07-04 05:18:06 PM
Bloomberg's such a hypocrite, endorsing an event like this.
 
2013-07-04 05:18:48 PM
"AMERICA!!! FARK YE...     .... UGH UGH..  MAH HEART!!!!"
 
2013-07-04 05:19:55 PM
I don't get eating contests. I'm sorry but I just don't.

To each their own, I suppose.
 
2013-07-04 05:20:47 PM

notmtwain: since they wouldn't let Takeru Kobayashi in to the competition


*
 
2013-07-04 05:21:16 PM
hurk. erp. hwwwwaaark. hh.

so farking gross, Amerifats, you people are sickening blubbery cancers on the First World.
 
2013-07-04 05:21:39 PM
RIP Pauly Walnuts.

thesportshernia.typepad.com
 
2013-07-04 05:22:12 PM
My boss eats that much wiener on any given weekend, I'd bet.
 
2013-07-04 05:22:19 PM

jtown: Bloomberg's such a hypocrite, endorsing an event like this.


Wait, Bloomberg actually endorsed this?

Now THAT'S funny.
 
2013-07-04 05:24:48 PM

willfullyobscure: hurk. erp. hwwwwaaark. hh.

so farking gross, Amerifats, you people are sickening blubbery cancers on the First World.


Don't hate, just 'cause you don't get to tear into a bunch of delicious hot dogs.
 
2013-07-04 05:25:54 PM

notmtwain: since they wouldn't let Takeru Kobayashi in to the competition


He eats like a goddamn cartoon character.  It's disturbing and not natural.
 
2013-07-04 05:26:30 PM

jtown: Bloomberg's such a hypocrite, endorsing an event like this.


Eh, Nathan's is a Jewish company, he's just doing his part for the fellow chosen people
 
2013-07-04 05:26:50 PM
Guy is a monster
 
2013-07-04 05:31:04 PM
Dear Mr. Chestnut, please devote your time and obvious training ethic at being good at something else other than gorging on food.
 
2013-07-04 05:31:46 PM
How do they cook them?  Cause eating 69 boiled hot dogs is very different than eating 69 grilled hot dogs.
 
2013-07-04 05:32:48 PM
pagead2.googlesyndication.com

Got distracted by this...thought the dude was grabbing her boob.
 
2013-07-04 05:32:56 PM
Sponsored link? Way to scrape for a headline, fark.

/just admit you're doing it.
//it's okay. everyone already knows.
 
2013-07-04 05:34:45 PM
The guy on the right would kill them:

www.fortheretarded.com

// Not even close to obscure in this neighbourhood
/// Don't be a Chatty Cathy
 
2013-07-04 05:36:34 PM
filmbalaya.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-04 05:41:18 PM
Subby, your mom sets that record every Tuesday afternoon.
 
2013-07-04 05:41:19 PM

Mr. Fuzzypaws: I'd be lucky to eat 69 hot dogs in a year.


you're a disgrace to your mom.
 
2013-07-04 05:43:08 PM
Isn't Bloomberg being a bit of a hypocrite, what with the salt?
 
2013-07-04 05:49:44 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: jtown: Bloomberg's such a hypocrite, endorsing an event like this.

Eh, Nathan's is a Jewish company, he's just doing his part for the fellow chosen people



Jewish hotdogs, huh?!

Now I know.
 
Oak
2013-07-04 06:03:57 PM
hlcdn.datasphere.com
 
2013-07-04 06:04:04 PM
48,000mg of sodium.  i wonder how much that compares with teh soy sauce kid
 
2013-07-04 06:09:00 PM
This just strikes me as a very gay contest. In a happy kind of way.
 
2013-07-04 06:12:23 PM
In before someone posts the starving kid and the vulture.
 
2013-07-04 06:45:39 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-04 06:57:36 PM

puppetmaster745:


A picture subby's mom?
 
2013-07-04 06:58:55 PM

willfullyobscure: hurk. erp. hwwwwaaark. hh.

so farking gross, Amerifats, you people are sickening blubbery cancers on the First World.


Yeah, well fark you. We *are* the first world. You're just jealous.

/Nah, you're right. At least we used to think about famines elsewhere. We don't even do that anymore. It's a downer.
 
2013-07-04 07:07:02 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: willfullyobscure: hurk. erp. hwwwwaaark. hh.

so farking gross, Amerifats, you people are sickening blubbery cancers on the First World.

Yeah, well fark you. We *are* the first world. You're just jealous.

/Nah, you're right. At least we used to think about famines elsewhere. We don't even do that anymore. It's a downer.


Shut up and hand me that tubba bacon tater salad, ya pansy.

/of course it's healthy, it's a salad
 
2013-07-04 07:08:09 PM
the funny thing is Sonja Thomas is kind of bony
 
2013-07-04 07:28:14 PM
www.trilobite.org
Two hotdogs, even the high-quality ones, in a 24-hour period and I'm ready to puke.
 
2013-07-04 08:04:40 PM

notmtwain: Yawn. I haven't watched this in the last few years, since they wouldn't let Takeru Kobayashi in to the competition, unless he swallowed their exclusive contract.

// Let me know when they make it an open competition again.


of course, he did compete somewhere else where he destroyed the competition, but still only score 67 dogs.
 
2013-07-04 08:10:34 PM

GungFu: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: jtown: Bloomberg's such a hypocrite, endorsing an event like this.

Eh, Nathan's is a Jewish company, he's just doing his part for the fellow chosen people


Jewish hotdogs, huh?!

Now I know.


They're skinless.
 
2013-07-04 08:23:04 PM
If they were really jewish hot dogs shouldnt they be cooked in a oven?
 
2013-07-04 10:30:51 PM
i.telegraph.co.ukfoodandthecity.commedia.heavy.com media.nbcnewyork.com
 
2013-07-04 10:46:23 PM
I ate two meals today, breakfast and supper, both reasonably sized. After supper I watched Joey Chestnut's performance on YouTube. It made me feel queasy and sick just watching. Bleargh.
 
2013-07-04 11:39:30 PM
The next time I feel like calling someone a whore, I'm definitely substituting "sausage consuming juggernaut."
 
2013-07-05 12:41:26 AM

roughridersfan: The guy on the right would kill them:

[www.fortheretarded.com image 220x161]

// Not even close to obscure in this neighbourhood
/// Don't be a Chatty Cathy


Hands across America!
 
2013-07-05 07:40:59 AM
What sausage-consuming juggernauts might look like.

bigyellowtaxi.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-05 07:59:36 AM
i484.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-05 08:53:16 AM
How come they don't hold these things in Ethiopia? Would that be deemed insensitive? They could make it a sort of non-lethal hunger games.
 
2013-07-05 11:15:56 AM
Wow... am I supposed to feel funny looking at this one?

media.heavy.com
 
2013-07-05 11:46:07 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
/ready to compete
 
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