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(ESPN)   Apparently Aaron Hernandez had a secret hideout? Up next, we find out he dressed up as a bat and ran around with Tim Tebow after dark   (espn.go.com) divider line 48
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2013-07-04 05:43:51 PM
How did he find time to play football?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-07-04 06:08:56 PM
This reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Burns hires the MLB ringers to play on his softball team, and the Springfield PD pins all the unsolved murders on Steve Sax.

Except this isn't as funny.

And Ken Griffey Jr doesn't have a giant head.

And Mattingley still hasn't shaved those damn sideburns.
 
2013-07-04 06:18:33 PM

MBK: This reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Burns hires the MLB ringers to play on his softball team, and the Springfield PD pins all the unsolved murders on Steve Sax.

Except this isn't as funny.

And Ken Griffey Jr doesn't have a giant head.

And Mattingley still hasn't shaved those damn sideburns.


That episode was one of the best
 
2013-07-04 06:35:44 PM
Homer at the Bat..my favorite Simpsons episode.

Roger Clemens as a chicken was my personal favorite.
 
2013-07-04 06:36:28 PM

neuroflare: MBK: This reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Burns hires the MLB ringers to play on his softball team, and the Springfield PD pins all the unsolved murders on Steve Sax.

Except this isn't as funny.

And Ken Griffey Jr doesn't have a giant head.

And Mattingley still hasn't shaved those damn sideburns.

That episode was one of the best


I just looked up that episode on Wikipedia and see that it first aired 21 years ago (Feb. 20, 1992, to be exact.)

I didn't need anything else to make me feel old as shiat today.
 
2013-07-04 06:50:41 PM
Tebow: "Holy Jesus, Batman!"
Hernandez: "What is it?"
Tebow: "Nothing, just praying out loud."
 
2013-07-04 07:00:21 PM

MBK: This reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Burns hires the MLB ringers to play on his softball team, and the Springfield PD pins all the unsolved murders on Steve Sax.

Except this isn't as funny.

And Ken Griffey Jr doesn't have a giant head.

And Mattingley still hasn't shaved those damn sideburns.


Or Ozzie Smith still spiraling into oblivion.
 
2013-07-04 07:00:47 PM
 Aaaaron....Aaaron....Aaaaaaron....

\it rolls right off his back, or so I've been told
\\now with correct thread insertion, I hope.
 
2013-07-04 07:02:47 PM

Third Day Mark: MBK: This reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Burns hires the MLB ringers to play on his softball team, and the Springfield PD pins all the unsolved murders on Steve Sax.

Except this isn't as funny.

And Ken Griffey Jr doesn't have a giant head.

And Mattingley still hasn't shaved those damn sideburns.

Or Ozzie Smith still spiraling into oblivion.


And we're all glad to see that Scioscia recovered from that horrible radiation poisoning incident, even if he is stuck managing the Angels.
 
182
2013-07-04 07:21:34 PM
wouldn't tebow be the bat?
 
2013-07-04 07:29:59 PM
At this point even O.J. is thinking this dude is messed up.
 
2013-07-04 07:48:34 PM
See, if you want to do (anything), what you do is, you stay out of jail.
 
2013-07-04 08:23:37 PM
Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.
 
2013-07-04 08:48:37 PM

Piestar: Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.


I suppose you've never dined with the sweet concoction known as "toilet merlot."
 
2013-07-04 09:10:13 PM

jaylectricity: Piestar: Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.

I suppose you've never dined with the sweet concoction known as "toilet merlot."


*hork*
 
2013-07-04 09:11:13 PM
For the love of Heaven please let Tebow be dropped from the roster ASAP, or let Gisele tell him where he can fark off to. I'm already sick of hearing his name everytime the Patriots come up.
 
2013-07-04 09:21:26 PM

Piestar: Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.


 I GISed it and it's not as bad as you think.

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-07-04 09:27:44 PM

12349876: Piestar: Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.

 I GISed it and it's not as bad as you think.

[www.blogcdn.com image 161x267]


Ohhhh, they put the sink in the TOP of the toilet!

THAT'S what I did wrong! ^_^
 
2013-07-04 09:40:14 PM

skinink: For the love of Heaven please let Tebow be dropped from the roster ASAP, or let Gisele tell him where he can fark off to. I'm already sick of hearing his name everytime the Patriots come up.


Thank Giselle for making Tom Brady insist that the Pats get rid of Welker for dropping that ball in the Super Bowl.
 
2013-07-04 09:40:35 PM
I find it difficult to believe that anyone would consider Tebow as being Boy Wonder.
 
2013-07-04 09:44:45 PM

Piestar: Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.


Everyone I went to college with who had a sink in their room had a combination sink/toilet.
 
2013-07-04 09:50:14 PM
FTFA:

Over the weekend, a man who is married to Hernandez's cousin was killed in a car crash in Connecticut.

Thaddeus Singleton III, 33, of Bristol, was driving the car when it went airborne early Sunday and crashed into the wall of the Farmington Country Club, becoming lodged 5 feet above the ground, police said. They said the car was registered to a man, reportedly Hernandez's uncle, whose home has been searched several times, most recently on Tuesday, and from which another vehicle was seized on Friday. A 27-year-old female passenger was injured.

Authorities said the investigation into the crash would take a significant amount of time, but Farmington police said they had no knowledge that it was linked to the Hernandez case.


Holy crap!  Just this past weekend!
 
2013-07-04 09:51:10 PM

Yes please: Piestar: Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.

Everyone I went to college with who had a sink in their room had a combination sink/toilet.


Even the girls?
 
2013-07-04 09:53:42 PM

Piestar: Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.



captainincarcerated.files.wordpress.com

of course, if you are Hernandez' roommate, you use the sink for the toilet and the toilet for a sink.
 
2013-07-04 09:54:02 PM

Yes please: Piestar: Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.

Everyone I went to college with who had a sink in their room had a combination sink/toilet.


oh well look at mr fancy pabst
 
2013-07-04 10:03:36 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Yes please: Piestar: Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.

Everyone I went to college with who had a sink in their room had a combination sink/toilet.

Even the girls?


Yep.  They alternated rooms male/female each year.  So if you're a girl who had a sink in her room, the year before there was a guy peeing in it.
 
2013-07-04 10:31:21 PM

I_Am_Weasel: I find it difficult to believe that anyone would consider Tebow as being Boy Wonder.


Good point, but I offer this in rebuttal:

www.sectalk.com

And just because it came up in my gis:
i642.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-04 10:50:33 PM
Since when is a $1,200 a month apartment a "flophouse"
 
2013-07-05 12:15:34 AM

12349876: Piestar: Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.

 I GISed it and it's not as bad as you think.

[www.blogcdn.com image 161x267]


One would leave a messy upper-decker in such a contraption..
 
2013-07-05 04:35:58 AM
Man, I wish I had a secret hideout.

/but then again maybe I do
 
2013-07-05 04:58:16 AM
And he still likes Burns better than Steinbrenner.
 
2013-07-05 05:00:18 AM
Bah, stupid mobile, meant to post my comment in response to MBK's post up thread.
 
2013-07-05 05:18:10 AM

12349876: Piestar: Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.

 I GISed it and it's not as bad as you think.

[www.blogcdn.com image 161x267]


These are standard in Japan, both of my apartments have had them.
 
2013-07-05 06:27:52 AM

FriarReb98: Third Day Mark: MBK: This reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Burns hires the MLB ringers to play on his softball team, and the Springfield PD pins all the unsolved murders on Steve Sax.

Except this isn't as funny.

And Ken Griffey Jr doesn't have a giant head.

And Mattingley still hasn't shaved those damn sideburns.

Or Ozzie Smith still spiraling into oblivion.

And we're all glad to see that Scioscia recovered from that horrible radiation poisoning incident, even if he is stuck managing the Angels.


And I say Pitt the Elder was England's best prime minister
 
2013-07-05 06:46:43 AM
Lord Palmerston!
 
2013-07-05 07:45:51 AM

Disappearing Hitchhiker: Since when is a $1,200 a month apartment a "flophouse"


When the guy renting it has $40 million.
 
2013-07-05 08:11:26 AM

vladimpaler: Disappearing Hitchhiker: Since when is a $1,200 a month apartment a "flophouse"

When the guy renting it has $40 million.


This.
 
2013-07-05 08:55:50 AM

Captain Steroid: 12349876: Piestar: Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.

 I GISed it and it's not as bad as you think.

[www.blogcdn.com image 161x267]

Ohhhh, they put the sink in the TOP of the toilet!

THAT'S what I did wrong! ^_^


Could be worse - at least you beat me to the patent office with your design.
 
2013-07-05 09:00:10 AM

Disappearing Hitchhiker: Since when is a $1,200 a month apartment a "flophouse"


We're quite sophisticated in Franklin. We don't have bums in our town, and if we did they wouldn't rush, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
 
2013-07-05 09:08:43 AM

182: wouldn't tebow be the bat?


Well, in the original Batman comics, Batman was the one who carried a gun.  Also, Batman is actually good at what he does.
 
2013-07-05 10:14:23 AM
Quick!  To the Tebowmobile!
 
2013-07-05 12:17:47 PM

JohnnyRebel88: 12349876: Piestar: Did anyone else do a double take when the Sheriff said combination toilet-sink? Gahk! I hope that's not what it sounds like.

 I GISed it and it's not as bad as you think.

[www.blogcdn.com image 161x267]

One would leave a messy upper-decker in such a contraption..


It does have a built in bidet, though
 
2013-07-05 12:24:26 PM
Hernandez' Hideaway

Suprised not to see this here already.
 
2013-07-05 01:00:11 PM

barefoot in the head: Hernandez' Hideaway

Suprised not to see this here already.



Was that supposed to be a link? "I know a dark secluded place / A place where no one knows your face / A glass of wine a fast embrace" etc.?
 
2013-07-05 01:28:50 PM
Toronto "closing in on" Clarkson and resigning Bozak.
 
2013-07-05 01:29:26 PM
Wrong thread, whoops...

*steps, shutting door*
 
2013-07-05 02:42:30 PM

phaseolus: barefoot in the head: Hernandez' Hideaway

Suprised not to see this here already.


Was that supposed to be a link? "I know a dark secluded place / A place where no one knows your face / A glass of wine a fast embrace" etc.?


No link, but Sarah Brown says "Hi".
 
2013-07-06 02:33:03 AM

MBK: This reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Burns hires the MLB ringers to play on his softball team, and the Springfield PD pins all the unsolved murders on Steve Sax.

Except this isn't as funny.

And Ken Griffey Jr doesn't have a giant head.

And Mattingley still hasn't shaved those damn sideburns.


Hernandez was quoting as saying 'there are hundreds of unsolved shootings in Boston every year'.
 
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