brantgoose: Can turtles get lung cancer from smoking?This would be a great Science Fair Project if it didn't take 200 years to reach a conclusion.
phlegmmo: WARNING: The Sturgeon General has determined that smoking may result in low amphibian weight.
Bung_Howdy: what a worthless piece ofn (shiat) journalism.../mods SHOULD be ashamed//bad enough we have all these wonderful "featured partners"///old farker
NutWrench: Tang, a chef from the Chinese city of Changchun, is appealing for help weaning his pet off its nicotine habit - because he's sick of having to shell out for double the amount he smokes himself.Dude, you're a chef and that's a turtle. You should be able to figure this out./turtle soup!
juvandy: If it really is in Asia then it got there via a turtle harvest that is likely illegal.
The One True TheDavid: Somebody really got his turtle hooked on cigarettes? Does the turtle light 'em himself? That's frigging abuse. Seriously. I don't even give my dog beer.
TheHighlandHowler: This not uncommon. Animals get addicted to nicotine also. (Nicotine is rather insidious.)
juvandy: I only hope he offers the cigs with his fingers, and the turtle gets one of those next time.
BarkingUnicorn: phlegmmo: WARNING: The Sturgeon General has determined that smoking may result in low amphibian weight.Turtles are amphibious, not amphibians./they're reptiles
SVenus: juvandy: I only hope he offers the cigs with his fingers, and the turtle gets one of those next time.Some turtles are more dangerous than others.
Bung_Howdy: //bad enough we have all these wonderful "featured partners"
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