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2013-07-04 06:23:48 PM
If you're gonna use a British link you should spell it "honour". How disrespectful
 
2013-07-04 06:58:19 PM
I find Cracker Barrel makes the best toast.
 
2013-07-04 07:06:34 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-04 07:30:51 PM

Mugato: I find Cracker Barrel makes the best toast.


content6.flixster.com

Disagrees
 
2013-07-04 07:30:54 PM
Best toast? Raison Bread with Apple Butter. Mmmmmmmm....
 
2013-07-04 07:30:55 PM
No.
 
2013-07-04 07:34:36 PM

Mugato: I find Cracker Barrel makes the best toast.


I second this. Really sops up the country gravy and grits well
 
2013-07-04 07:36:22 PM
I lasted a minute. This is why we can't have nice things. I've never been to a wedding where a man was happy to be there, groom included.
 
2013-07-04 07:36:27 PM
A rap toast? Pretty sure it has a better chance of being the WORST toast ever.
 
2013-07-04 07:36:34 PM
No.

She's a complete attention whore who was bent on taking the spotlight away from the bride and groom.
 
2013-07-04 07:37:16 PM
Bridesmaids (the movie) sucked.


That is all.
 
2013-07-04 07:37:40 PM

Solid Muldoon: Best toast? Raison Bread with Apple Butter. Mmmmmmmm....


I'm partial to marble rye.  No idea why my French-Canadian grandmother loved it, but it stuck with me.

\and the fact that it's not a weepy, ohmigodiluvsyouguys sort of toast makes it better than the wedding I went to two weeks ago
\\doubly so because the bride couldn't decide on a maid of honor, SO SHE HAD TWO
\\\both guys blew the girls weepy shiat out of the water
 
2013-07-04 07:39:09 PM

Lleowyr: No.


This.  I thoroughly enjoyed watching the preceding ad compared to the first 30 seconds of that.

Also, this is news, how???
 
2013-07-04 07:40:26 PM

Lleowyr: No.

 
2013-07-04 07:40:37 PM
Not Sure
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If Best Toast Ever
 
2013-07-04 07:42:04 PM
I couldn't listen but about a minute and a half.

/hope she has a day job
 
2013-07-04 07:43:03 PM
Yeah, no.
 
2013-07-04 07:48:27 PM
bridesmaids movie, and hangover ruined weddings forever.

my buddy is getting married and he wants a "hangover" type bachelor party.  How about No X infinity.
 
2013-07-04 07:51:43 PM

Big_Doofus: No.

She's a complete attention whore who was bent on taking the spotlight away from the bride and groom.


I agree 100%.  But I didn't want to be the first guy to say it because I assumed he'd be attacked with "Get over it, it was fun" yada yada yada type comebacks.

Not only was it attention whorish, it went on FOREVER and I couldn't understand a word she said

/do you like this onion on my belt?
 
2013-07-04 07:52:01 PM
How did this become news? Shameless AWing.
 
2013-07-04 07:59:10 PM

Fixxor: bridesmaids movie, and hangover ruined weddings forever.

my buddy is getting married and he wants a "hangover" type bachelor party.  How about No X infinity.


Don't forget that youtube video where the wedding party starts dancing down the aisle.  Usually the lamest members of the wedding party are the ones who end up doing it, too.

\the only things I know about Brides Maids is that Ellie Kemper, Maya Rudolph and that Rebel Wilson chick are in it, and if I didn't have a thing for Ellie I'd never know it even existed
 
2013-07-04 08:05:06 PM

buntz: Big_Doofus: No.

She's a complete attention whore who was bent on taking the spotlight away from the bride and groom.

I agree 100%.  But I didn't want to be the first guy to say it because I assumed he'd be attacked with "Get over it, it was fun" yada yada yada type comebacks.

Not only was it attention whorish, it went on FOREVER and I couldn't understand a word she said

/do you like this onion on my belt?


Serious?  I might have paid for someone to care so much about my marriage.

/that was awesome
//even some family
 
2013-07-04 08:16:29 PM

ski9600: Serious?  I might have paid for someone to care so much about my marriage.


Serious.  It's their day.  She made a 10 minute rap-toast all about her.

I get the sentiment but it was the wrong time.  Maybe at the rehearsal dinner?  Maybe next month in the living room.  If the argument is "Well, then, no one else would have seen/appreciated it!" than it just reinforces the AW argument.
 
2013-07-04 08:17:17 PM

buntz: I agree 100%.  But I didn't want to be the first guy to say it because I assumed he'd be attacked with "Get over it, it was fun" yada yada yada type comebacks.

Not only was it attention whorish, it went on FOREVER and I couldn't understand a word she said


Get over it.  It was fun.
 
2013-07-04 08:19:22 PM
Okay, gays and lesbians, please show us that you can improve on weddings like this.
 
2013-07-04 08:21:46 PM
I will not intentionally click on white people rapping unless it's Eminem himself.
 
2013-07-04 08:31:57 PM

skankboy: buntz: I agree 100%.  But I didn't want to be the first guy to say it because I assumed he'd be attacked with "Get over it, it was fun" yada yada yada type comebacks.

Not only was it attention whorish, it went on FOREVER and I couldn't understand a word she said

Get over it.  It was fun.


You might have thought it was fun. I thought it was dumb as fark.
 
2013-07-04 08:33:49 PM

Big_Doofus: You might have thought it was fun. I thought it was dumb as fark.


It sucked.  I just wanted to see how many Big Doofuses I could get to respond.

Thank you!
 
2013-07-04 08:35:00 PM
Best bridesmaid ever would have blown the groom and all the groomsmen.
 
2013-07-04 08:35:51 PM
ooooh the things I would do to that little honey sitting there in the blue dress and black heels.
 
2013-07-04 08:47:26 PM

Big_Doofus: No.

She's a complete attention whore who was bent on taking the spotlight away from the bride and groom.


Precisely this.
 
2013-07-04 08:47:47 PM
oh come on!!! she had the opportunity of a lifetime to say "I'm out!" and drop the mic! what a waste.
 
2013-07-04 09:05:24 PM
The longer your toast, the longer you're keeping everyone from going to the bar.
 
2013-07-04 09:08:42 PM
Team annoying as fark
 
2013-07-04 09:09:51 PM
If another woman had drawn that much attention to herself at our wedding, my wife would have set her on fire.
 
2013-07-04 09:18:33 PM
well they certainly blacked that reception up.  it had everything, rap, liquor, hoodies, little kids breakdancing.

I think I even saw a waiter dressed like a slave standing in the background.
 
2013-07-04 09:24:21 PM

buntz: ski9600: Serious?  I might have paid for someone to care so much about my marriage.

Serious.   It's their day.  She made a 10 minute rap-toast all about her.

I get the sentiment but it was the wrong time.  Maybe at the rehearsal dinner?  Maybe next month in the living room.  If the argument is "Well, then, no one else would have seen/appreciated it!" than it just reinforces the AW argument.


I've never understood this mentality. The bride and groom invited people who they wanted to SHARE the day with. Why does a wedding couple automatically have to be selfish, spoiled two-year olds at a birthday party who can't not being the center of attention for a second? You are getting all worked up when for all you know, the bride and groom loved the toast. The rest of the people there seemed to like it.
 
2013-07-04 09:25:21 PM

zepher: Best bridesmaid ever would have blown the groom and all the groomsmen.


This.

Also, fark you. I thought it was kind of awesome.
 
2013-07-04 09:28:40 PM

Fixxor: bridesmaids movie, and hangover ruined weddings forever.

my buddy is getting married and he wants a "hangover" type bachelor party.  How about No X infinity.


Roofie the farker and lock him on the roof. There, you got your hangover bachelor party you trendy twatbasket. Meanwhile you can go drink and gamble the day away.
 
2013-07-04 09:31:19 PM
I'm gonna hazard a guess and say she got prior approval.
 
2013-07-04 09:54:25 PM

FedExPope: You are getting all worked up when for all you know,


Yikes!  I'm sorry little sis!  Your rap was just peachy!  You'll get married one day too!  You're pretty!
 
2013-07-04 09:56:42 PM

ontariolightning: If you're gonna use a British link you should spell it "honour". How disrespectful


To be fair, they misspelled many, many other words in that article too.
 
2013-07-04 10:10:23 PM

buntz: FedExPope: You are getting all worked up when for all you know,

Yikes!  I'm sorry little sis!  Your rap was just peachy!  You'll get married one day too!  You're pretty!


Is that yet another way you're projecting on the wedding couple or did the bride actually say that?
 
2013-07-04 10:12:41 PM

FedExPope: Is that yet another way you're projecting on the wedding couple or did the bride actually say that?


You're not used to people having a different opinion than you, are you?
 
2013-07-04 10:16:32 PM
Why did she put a hoodie on when she started rapping?
 
2013-07-04 10:17:31 PM
Sounds like pops and buzzes from here.
 
2013-07-04 10:24:02 PM

megarian: zepher: Best bridesmaid ever would have blown the groom and all the groomsmen.

This.

Also, fark you. I thought it was kind of awesome.


Agree. And for all the whining in this thread about how it was all about her, the lyrics were all about the bride and groom, dumbasses.

"Waaah! Someone made a fun wedding toast! Now I have to talk about what an AW she is, and how much I hate weddings! Did you hear me? I hate weddings! WAAAAAAAH!"
 
2013-07-04 10:36:07 PM
I read "rap" and "Eminem" in the headline and immediately closed the browser tab.
 
2013-07-04 10:36:10 PM
Did the wedding party walk into the reception and do the thriller dance too? Because that would have been EPIC.
 
2013-07-04 10:43:49 PM
I wanna see her pink
 
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