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(NJ.com)   NJ man uses Google Translate to keep Russian tourists in pool toys from going down flood-swollen river   (nj.com) divider line 33
    More: Spiffy, Google Translate, Russians, Delaware, Frenchtown, Hunterdon County  
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2013-07-04 02:49:40 PM
прохладно
 
2013-07-04 02:52:10 PM
In Soviet Jersey, something somethings  you.
 
2013-07-04 02:53:33 PM
He shudda told them to engage the caterpillar drive.
 
2013-07-04 02:53:46 PM

jtown: In Soviet Jersey, something somethings  you.


Flood-swollen rivers go down on you?
 
2013-07-04 02:55:06 PM
Darwin will win eventually.
 
2013-07-04 02:55:30 PM
Wrong subby.

according TFA it was a "RVER".
 
2013-07-04 02:58:03 PM

rkiller1: He shudda told them to engage the caterpillar drive.


Nah, just sounds like whales humping or something......
 
2013-07-04 03:00:58 PM
Didn't know Google could translate English into "Stupid."
 
2013-07-04 03:01:28 PM
My hovercraft is full of eels.
 
2013-07-04 03:01:39 PM
прохладном брату историю
 
2013-07-04 03:04:54 PM
В Советской России, Google переводит вас!
 
2013-07-04 03:08:01 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Darwin will win eventually.


They're Russians. Darwin never wins.
 
2013-07-04 03:09:08 PM
Chernoooooooooooobylllllllllllllllllllll
 
2013-07-04 03:16:39 PM
Wait just a minute. I thought Russians didn't do anything without a plan.
 
2013-07-04 03:16:41 PM
So who alerted the press?
 
2013-07-04 03:17:12 PM
At least those Russians will live to see Montana.
 
2013-07-04 03:21:13 PM

carnifex2005: HotIgneous Intruder: Darwin will win eventually.

They're Russians. Darwin never wins.


lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-07-04 03:21:27 PM
Farking nosy Americans.  They probably understood what the guy was trying to tell them, but were using the "No English" defense, instead of the "fark off.  We're not children, and you're not our dad" defense.
 
2013-07-04 03:24:33 PM
Frenchtown man uses smart-phone translator to warn Russian tubists of raging Delaware Rver

Yeah, I imagine it would be pretty dangerous to go down a swollen river in one of these things.
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-04 03:27:08 PM

carnifex2005: They're Russians


wow thats once place I plan not to go to.
 
2013-07-04 03:38:35 PM
My kind of "swollen river":

awesome-desktop.com
 
2013-07-04 03:50:29 PM
Google Translate gets Russians out of what Apple Maps got them in to.
 
2013-07-04 03:55:47 PM

Kozaru: My hovercraft is full of eels.


count yourself lucky, my postillion has been struck by lightning
 
2013-07-04 03:57:12 PM
it wasn't obviously wasn't putin, he would've gotten the river to flow the opposite direction so he could visit a town upstream
 
2013-07-04 04:27:01 PM

Grumpy Cat: Chernoooooooooooobylllllllllllllllllllll


Harrisburg
Sellafield
Hiroshima
...thanks I now have Kraftwerk stuck in my head.
 
2013-07-04 04:31:26 PM
Crazy Ivans!
 
2013-07-04 05:00:34 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: it wasn't obviously wasn't putin, he would've gotten the river to flow the opposite direction so he could visit a town upstream


He didn't simply slip on his tea, did he?
 
2013-07-04 05:14:57 PM

geekbikerskum: Grumpy Cat: Chernoooooooooooobylllllllllllllllllllll

Harrisburg
Sellafield
Hiroshima
...thanks I now have Kraftwerk stuck in my head.


Thanks for that- The Mix always sounds great on a rainy day.
 
2013-07-04 06:04:30 PM

puckrock2000: Frenchtown man uses smart-phone translator to warn Russian tubists of raging Delaware Rver

Yeah, I imagine it would be pretty dangerous to go down a swollen river in one of these things.


I think that's a French Horn...huh...French Horn...Frenchtown...now I want Freedom Fries...happy fourth!
 
2013-07-04 06:28:53 PM

haolegirl: puckrock2000: Frenchtown man uses smart-phone translator to warn Russian tubists of raging Delaware Rver

Yeah, I imagine it would be pretty dangerous to go down a swollen river in one of these things.

I think that's a French Horn...huh...French Horn...Frenchtown...now I want Freedom Fries...happy fourth!


Started partying early, have we?
 
2013-07-04 08:20:03 PM

show me: haolegirl: puckrock2000: Frenchtown man uses smart-phone translator to warn Russian tubists of raging Delaware Rver

Yeah, I imagine it would be pretty dangerous to go down a swollen river in one of these things.

I think that's a French Horn...huh...French Horn...Frenchtown...now I want Freedom Fries...happy fourth!

Started partying early, have we?


Lol, I'm pretty far west so I gotta party extra hard to catch up!!
 
2013-07-04 11:14:21 PM
God, I love Russian stories.

When do they get their Superbowl rings?
 
2013-07-05 09:45:07 AM
It just said they started packing up and he drove away.  They were probably on that river two minutes after he left.

Also, someone should have gotten a better translator for the reporter.

Another Russian man with two preschool girls came and joined the conference, and Johnson showed the translated to both men.
 
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