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(Metro)   It's the ciiiiiiiiiiiiiircle of life   (metro.co.uk ) divider line 38
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2013-07-04 04:49:24 PM  
It's just a flesh wound!
 
2013-07-04 04:49:56 PM  
www.saltwatercowboy.net
 
2013-07-04 04:50:35 PM  
PROTIP: Volunteering to work for a zoo means doing (literal) shiat work like cleaning out cages. If the opportunity arrives to pet the big, friendly kitty, then forget about it and just keep scrubbing.
 
2013-07-04 04:52:49 PM  
HAKUNA MATATA!
 
2013-07-04 04:53:13 PM  
desmond.yfrog.com

Bad Kitty!
 
2013-07-04 04:54:45 PM  
The circle of pussy.
 
2013-07-04 04:55:24 PM  
www.papercards.com

There are no bad lions, just bad lion-keepers.
 
2013-07-04 04:55:51 PM  
It's true that the mosquitoes are pretty powerful now.

i125.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-04 04:57:22 PM  
So...what did we learn today?
 
2013-07-04 05:00:33 PM  
Stick your thumb in its arse. See if that pisses it off.
 
2013-07-04 05:01:48 PM  
The lion was being 'very, very friendly'

You're a dumbass.
 
2013-07-04 05:06:44 PM  
Life is like a box of lion.
 
2013-07-04 05:06:59 PM  
Big cats things are killers with sharp claws and pointy teeth. You are a soft, fangless, clawless, furless, hornless, slow-running omnivore that tastes like pork. Never trust them.
 
2013-07-04 05:08:00 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Big cats things are killers with sharp claws and pointy teeth. You are a soft, fangless, clawless, furless, hornless, slow-running omnivore that tastes like pork. Never trust them.


Okay, that looked like English when I typed it. Anyway... delete "things" and it should make a little more sense.
 
2013-07-04 05:08:33 PM  
Way to ruin my holiday subby. If only the lion had forced his will some other way, this would be a better article.
 
2013-07-04 05:08:42 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Big cats things are killers with sharp claws and pointy teeth. You are a soft, fangless, clawless, furless, hornless, slow-running omnivore that tastes like pork. Never trust them.


No horns, antlers, or claws. Just soft and pink.
 
2013-07-04 05:13:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-04 05:17:44 PM  
Why yes , you and the lion have a deep connection, you're his lunch. Nothing is more primal than that.
 
2013-07-04 05:27:00 PM  
Oddly enough, the lion's name, "Duma", means "cheetah" in Swahili.
 
2013-07-04 05:27:07 PM  
She came here telling people that she wanted to hug an animal,

Um... shouldn't that have been a red flag? What does it take to disqualify a volunteer, anyway?
 
2013-07-04 05:29:15 PM  
Thaaaaaaaaat's some-a nice-a ganjaaaaaaaaaaaaa, stuff it iiinnnnnto the bowl!

/eat the llama, eat the tasty llama; eat the llama, eat the tasty llama
 
2013-07-04 05:32:21 PM  
I don't know why the lion was angry. It's OK to FARK on the first date now.
 
2013-07-04 05:33:22 PM  
A cougar jumped me like this once. Thankfully my buddies beat her off with a patio umbrella.
 
2013-07-04 05:34:27 PM  
All cats are predators. House cats. Lions. Tigers, etc. Anybody who works around big, meat-eating animals like that should be required to watch that documentary about the Grizzly Man who thought he could charm bears.
 
2013-07-04 05:34:38 PM  
lh4.ggpht.com
 
2013-07-04 05:51:24 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: A cougar jumped me like this once. Thankfully my buddies beat her off with a patio umbrella.


that's why you leave min. 1/2 hour before closing time.
 
2013-07-04 06:00:25 PM  

A Terrible Human: [i.imgur.com image 350x204]


Hoo Ray.  Never watched it and now know that my hatred towards it is fulfilled.
 
2013-07-04 06:33:08 PM  

Mister Pleco: A Terrible Human: [i.imgur.com image 350x204]

Hoo Ray.  Never watched it and now know that my hatred towards it is fulfilled.


Aww it's my favorite disney movie but that's cause my grandma took me to watch in theaters when I was 5.
 
2013-07-04 06:54:35 PM  

A Terrible Human: Mister Pleco: A Terrible Human: [i.imgur.com image 350x204]

Hoo Ray.  Never watched it and now know that my hatred towards it is fulfilled.

Aww it's my favorite disney movie but that's cause my grandma took me to watch in theaters when I was 5.


Ok. I can't really hate it, but I seem to feel better when I don't hear about it.  FIVE!  Eh, I feel so oooooollllllllllddddddd.  Thanks :)
 
2013-07-04 06:59:50 PM  

Ed Grubermann: You are a soft, fangless, clawless, furless, hornless, slow-running omnivore that tastes like pork. Never trust them.



i34.photobucket.com
"He was a wild one, old Hatchet Jack. He was living two years up in a cave on the Musselshell with a female panther... She never did get used to him."
 
2013-07-04 08:19:29 PM  

fusillade762: She came here telling people that she wanted to hug an animal,

Um... shouldn't that have been a red flag? What does it take to disqualify a volunteer, anyway?


Really! She should've hugged a boa...they love to hug you right back.
 
2013-07-04 08:29:32 PM  
Does South Africa have a Moholoholo Dumbass Rehabilitation Centre?
 
2013-07-04 09:29:35 PM  

fusillade762: She came here telling people that she wanted to hug an animal,

Um... shouldn't that have been a red flag? What does it take to disqualify a volunteer, anyway?


Animal rape kit, usually..
 
2013-07-04 11:08:56 PM  
In South Africa, p&&&y eats you!
 
2013-07-05 12:57:03 AM  
 
2013-07-05 01:51:38 PM  
That's why they call 'em "lions."
 
2013-07-05 03:49:38 PM  
wanted more than just a kiss.
 
2013-07-05 05:46:13 PM  
She also wants to...um, oil...a tin man.

And stuff a scarecrow back into his clothes.

The guys just want to watch her melt a wicked witch.
 
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