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(New York Daily News)   Kill two cops and get sent to prison where the guards will beat the shiat out of you for years, unless they are female guards, in which case they'll have sex with you, and give birth to your kids   (nydailynews.com) divider line 39
    More: Interesting, Ronell Wilson, federal prisons, brooklyn federal court, United States Attorney, death penalty, Metropolitan Detention Center  
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2013-07-04 02:07:18 PM
Justus.
 
2013-07-04 02:42:18 PM
What about female guards who both beat me AND have sex with me.
 
2013-07-04 03:02:11 PM

Saborlas: What about female guards who both beat me AND have sex with me.


Curious.  A friend of mine wants to know if you pay extra for that?
 
2013-07-04 04:00:27 PM
It only lasted two minutes...

Bwahahahahahahaha!
 
2013-07-04 04:00:44 PM

remus: Saborlas: What about female guards who both beat me AND have sex with me.

Curious.  A friend of mine wants to know if you pay extra for that?


You do, indeed, need to pay extra for that.
 
2013-07-04 04:03:41 PM
"Federal prosecutors and Wilson's defense have subpoenaed Gonzalez to testify at the cop killer's re-sentencing, according to Ricco. "

The guy is being sentenced for killing the cops in 2003. Why is 2012 sex with a prison guard relevant?
 
2013-07-04 04:06:05 PM
Execute the dude and have his kid serve out the rest of the sentence. Dude, am I good at this justice thing or what?
 
2013-07-04 04:19:03 PM
Castrate and hang him.
 
2013-07-04 04:19:45 PM
assets.nydailynews.com
Was their kid born with radioactive spider super hair?
 
2013-07-04 04:19:50 PM
It only lasted two minutes ...

Beat my record, the bastard!
 
2013-07-04 04:21:48 PM

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Was their kid born with radioactive spider super hair?


It's prehensile!
 
2013-07-04 04:22:04 PM
2 pump cop-killing chump.
 
2013-07-04 04:24:51 PM
In today's life lesson, Ms. Gonzales learns that you don't shiat where you eat.
 
2013-07-04 04:26:41 PM
If we had just killed him back this wouldn't be an issue. Now he's reproduced with someone who is going to become nigh-unemployable after she finishes her sentence.

Somewhere there is someone who thinks this is somehow more "civil" than the alternative.
 
2013-07-04 04:28:34 PM
And how would you like to be the person the article identifies as "Prison Snitch Kevin Johansen"??
 
2013-07-04 04:28:52 PM
executed during a gun buy-and-bust operation on Staten Island

Live by the sword...
 
2013-07-04 04:34:14 PM
assets.nydailynews.com
cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2013-07-04 04:50:01 PM
I'm sure "Justus" will grow up in a loving, nurturing environment...
 
2013-07-04 04:58:41 PM
They are not being paid less than their male counterparts but they should be for being so stupid.
 
2013-07-04 04:58:55 PM
RIP ODB.

www.guttaworld.com
 
2013-07-04 05:11:25 PM
Prison guard pleads guilty to jailhouse sex

That's gonna look good on your resume
 
2013-07-04 05:11:38 PM
He should have been put to death years ago and she should lose any pension she had accumulated as a prison guard.
 
2013-07-04 05:33:38 PM

Saborlas: What about female guards who both beat me AND have sex with me.


I have a number you can call, but you'll pay extra.
 
2013-07-04 05:36:41 PM
He should be set free. He's just a soldier in a war against the tyrannical government.
 
2013-07-04 06:18:17 PM
This is perfectly normal. Women love psychos. The easiest way to get laid is to become a serial killer.
 
2013-07-04 06:22:16 PM
they wouldn't have sex with me.  they'd just tell me they have a boyfriend.  that's how the cookie crumbles around someone schizophrenic lik eme.  and i TRIED ritalin.  just not SEROQUEL..
 
2013-07-04 06:25:04 PM
Something a little strange about how there referred to the prison snitch?
 
2013-07-04 06:28:23 PM

Feed_The_Walrus: Something a little strange about how there referred to the prison snitch?


It's the Daily News. They'll sell more papers when he gets shanked tomorrow.
 
2013-07-04 06:28:53 PM

Feed_The_Walrus: Something a little strange about how there referred to the prison snitch?


Yes, they failed to mention whether or not he has yet received any stitches.
 
2013-07-04 06:32:40 PM

macadamnut: Feed_The_Walrus: Something a little strange about how there referred to the prison snitch?

It's the Daily News. They'll sell more papers when he gets shanked tomorrow.


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You should change your Fark handle to "MacCynical"
 
2013-07-04 06:45:29 PM
All these free dudes out in the world who are not in prison, not convicts, not on lockdown, don't have criminal records, and won't get you fired or imprisoned yourself for having sex with them... and this joe knucklehead is who these bimbettes choose to procreate with?

Maybe it's fortunate that they did this... keeps the rest of the gene pool relatively free of teh stoopid.
 
2013-07-04 07:18:54 PM
He looks just like a son Obama would've had.
 
2013-07-04 09:53:26 PM
Subby, geuss you haven't been paying attention
And it looks like those that make certain decisions around here don't pay much attention either
This should have been a Followup since the story is old news
Only the sentance is recent

But on another side...
The DNA that is made of
 
2013-07-04 09:55:02 PM
Insert pic
 
2013-07-04 09:58:01 PM
Look, I can't understand why women voluntarily sleep with gangstas and hood rats and white trash and red necks out in the free world, let alone some murdering asshole in prison.

It makes no sense to me. All women, prison guards or not, should refuse to sleep with anyone who won't provide for possible children that result. At all. Ever. A lot of men would straighten the fark out if they knew that the only way they were getting any is if they were responsible, proper men. The women of Sierra Leone did this pussy-shutdown and stopped a farking civil war!

If all women did this, the only single mothers would be divorcees and widows.
 
2013-07-04 10:15:05 PM

rewind2846: Maybe it's fortunate that they did this... keeps the rest of the gene pool relatively free of teh stoopid.


No.

1. It's just a shot in the bucket.  Still plenty of stupid to go around.
2. They did procreate.  So not only did her genes get dropped(heh), so did the prisoners.  We got a double shot of teh stupid that's going to grow up on this earth.

May be worse for wear on this one.  Maybe we'll luck out and the kid will try and beat up George Zimmerman's kid in 17 years.

/thank you. I'll be here all week.  Be sure to tip your waitresses.
 
2013-07-04 10:59:39 PM
My wife is a Prison Nurse. She get hit on every single day. It's all these guys dream about is getting some prison employee pussy. They beg, they cry, they swear they love you etc etc. That guard is a frakin idiot for falling for it.
 
2013-07-04 11:58:23 PM

Saborlas: What about female guards who both beat me AND have sex with me.


Win-Win?
 
2013-07-05 12:49:39 PM

Baelz: My wife is a Prison Nurse. She get hit on every single day. It's all these guys dream about is getting some prison employee pussy. They beg, they cry, they swear they love you etc etc. That guard is a frakin idiot for falling for it.


There's an entire harem at the city jail in Baltimore.  Gang leader impregnated four of the guards, two of them got his name tattooed on them also.
 
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