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(The Atlantic)   "The book, What Do Women Want, is based on a 2009 article, which received a lot of buzz for detailing, among other things, that women get turned on when they watch monkeys having sex and gay men having sex." Tonight...panda porn   (theatlantic.com) divider line 77
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2013-07-04 03:12:02 PM
To make themselves feel better by destroying you.


/no need to read anything
 
2013-07-04 03:13:40 PM
Women don't have a freaking clue what they want.
 
2013-07-04 03:16:16 PM
You can always spot the gay monkeys...

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...they are the ones who eat their bananas weird.
 
GBB
2013-07-04 03:16:22 PM

WhippingBoy: Women don't have a freaking clue what they want.


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2013-07-04 03:16:48 PM
According to Chaucer, women want to be in charge.

Discuss.
 
2013-07-04 03:17:37 PM
I thought it was pretty common knowledge that most men like watching lesbian porn, most women like gay porn, and everyone loves monkey porn.
 
2013-07-04 03:17:46 PM
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/um - sorry.
 
2013-07-04 03:19:18 PM
According to Lauper, girls just wanna have fun.

Discuss.
 
2013-07-04 03:20:13 PM
Gay panda porn?
 
Skr
2013-07-04 03:20:33 PM
"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a Saaaaaadd Panda "
 
2013-07-04 03:22:05 PM
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2013-07-04 03:23:02 PM
What do women want?

• Whatever other women friends/family have, even if they don't want it.
• Whatever they don't have, until they have it then they don't want it.
• Whatever you didn't get them, unless you got it for them then they want it just long enough to tell all their friends/family/mother/sisters/coworkers what a thoughtless tool you are for getting it for them, then they'll berate you for getting it for them.
• Rinse/repeat.

Bottom line: they're not truly happy unless they're unhappy.
 
2013-07-04 03:24:15 PM

wax_on: Gay panda porn?


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2013-07-04 03:24:32 PM

WhippingBoy: Women don't have a freaking clue what they want.


As far as I can tell after ten years of marriage my wife overwhelmingly wants to be left alone so she can go to sleep.
 
2013-07-04 03:26:05 PM

Skarekrough: WhippingBoy: Women don't have a freaking clue what they want.

As far as I can tell after ten years of marriage my wife overwhelmingly wants to be left alone so she can go to sleep.


That's not what she says to me.
 
2013-07-04 03:30:41 PM
What Men Want:
1. Sex and a Hot Meal.
2. Sleep.
3. Someone to pick up his socks and wash them.

A few will add Saturday Night Hockey or Monday Night Football. Still others may lobby for a hunting trip or fishing weekend, but beyond the three basic points, there is nothing a man truely needs.


What women want:

Sorry can't list it all here..... Fark will go over its bandwidth and time me out.....
 
2013-07-04 03:31:24 PM
They want to change you.
 
2013-07-04 03:32:45 PM

shifter_: ....

What women want:

Sorry can't list it all here..... Fark will go over its bandwidth and time me out.....


I just wanted someone who doesn't pee on the toilet seat or shiat on the sofa.
 
2013-07-04 03:33:30 PM
Apparently all women want the same thing whether they are Linsday Lohan or Wanda Sykes or Jane Goodall or your mom because they are all exactly the same. Just like all men are just like Tim Allen and Jim Belushi.
 
2013-07-04 03:33:45 PM
QUESTION:  What is the answer to life, the universe and everything What do women want?

ANSWER:  42
 
2013-07-04 03:34:26 PM
To hold you responsible either directly or indirectly for those things in their life that are unsatisfying. But don't you dare try to tall them how to fix that.
 
2013-07-04 03:35:40 PM

cowgirl toffee: shifter_: ....

What women want:

Sorry can't list it all here..... Fark will go over its bandwidth and time me out.....

I just wanted someone who doesn't pee on the toilet seat or shiat on the sofa.


You may be setting your sights high.  Maybe if you exclude your second criteria
 
2013-07-04 03:36:08 PM

bump: What do women want?

• Whatever you didn't get them, unless you got it for them then they want it just long enough to tell all their friends/family/mother/sisters/coworkers what a thoughtless tool you are for getting it for them, then they'll berate you for getting it for them.


Oh, Jeez!  THIS!

Here's an example.  My (ex)wife commented on numerous occasions that she wished we had a piano because she always wanted to learn to play.  So one year for her birthday I worked a shiatload of overtime so I could buy her a rather good electronic piano (we lived in an apartment, so a regular one was not feasible).  It was the Yamaha P90, which is a professional class keyboard, not some Casio piece of shiat.  I also arranged for weekly lessons.  She just needed to call the music store and arrange a day and time.

Her reaction?  Meh.  She looked at it like I had given her a dead cat.  Played around with it for all of 10 minutes, then never touched it again. She never took the lessons, never acted like she cared, and, in fact, criticized me for spending all that money AND working the extra hours to pay for it.
 
2013-07-04 03:36:21 PM
I see my ignore-list of woman haters were quick to show up.
You all need to quit obsessing about people you hate. It's real unhealthy. Or get the fark over it. But what would you live for, then?
 
2013-07-04 03:39:02 PM

cowgirl toffee: shifter_: ....

What women want:

Sorry can't list it all here..... Fark will go over its bandwidth and time me out.....

I just wanted someone who doesn't pee on the toilet seat or shiat on the sofa.


I solved the first part easy enough.  Two bathrooms.  One for guys where we can leave the damn seat up as god intended, another for the women where there is no damn space on the sink counter because of all the weird shiat women collect.

As for the second item, are you confusing men with incontinent dogs?
 
2013-07-04 03:39:42 PM
I've mostly figured out what my girlfriend doesn't want: to change lanes, ever, no matter how long we're sitting motionless while cars go past on both sides.

This is especially true if we eventually want to be in one of those lanes anyway.
 
2013-07-04 03:39:55 PM

cryinoutloud: You all need to quit obsessing about people you hate.


We try, but you keep coming back here.
 
2013-07-04 03:40:06 PM

AngryDragon: cowgirl toffee: shifter_: ....
...

You may be setting your sights high.  Maybe if you exclude your second criteria


*face in hands*   I know... I know...
 
2013-07-04 03:40:51 PM
Women like gay men porn?

Yaoi-sah!
 
2013-07-04 03:42:27 PM

AngryDragon: To hold you responsible either directly or indirectly for those things in their life that are unsatisfying. But don't you dare try to tall them how to fix that.


http://vimeo.com/66753575
 
2013-07-04 03:42:40 PM

bump: Bottom line: they're not truly happy unless they're unhappy.


So true, especially Chicago women.  Must be something in the water or the January thru March winter depression.
 
2013-07-04 03:45:31 PM

OgreMagi: cowgirl toffee: shifter_: ....
...

As for the second item, are you confusing men with incontinent dogs?


No.  When my dog gets sloppy drunk, she will crap on her own dog bed and not look for an antique Duncan couch that had just been reupholstered. :/
 
2013-07-04 03:47:14 PM
Who the hell ever shiat on a sofa? I mean that's not exactly stereotypical behaviour for anybody at all is all Im saying
 
2013-07-04 03:49:31 PM

cryinoutloud: I see my ignore-list of woman haters were quick to show up.
You all need to quit obsessing about people you hate. It's real unhealthy. Or get the fark over it. But what would you live for, then?


You must be fun at parties.
 
2013-07-04 03:50:11 PM
Her reaction? Meh. She looked at it like I had given her a dead cat. Played around with it for all of 10 minutes, then never touched it again. She never took the lessons, never acted like she cared, and, in fact, criticized me for spending all that money AND working the extra hours to pay for it.

I paid for her mother & her nephew/niece to fly down ($1580.00), took care of all 4 kids (including cleaning the entire house, preparing dinner, etc) and bought both her and her mom a 'day of beauty ($550.00)' - and ended up having to sleep on the couch for 2 weeks cause they were mad at me (to this day the only clue I've gotten was that some of the women at the beauty place were Asian - and her mom hates Asians - otherwise, I have NO clue....)

What to get women what they want?

- Something to hate and/or a reason to hate YOU. They love that... apparently....
 
2013-07-04 03:52:48 PM

bump: ended up having to sleep on the couch for 2 weeks


My ex once told me I had to sleep on the couch.  I said, "no", then climbed into the bed.  She slept on the couch.
 
2013-07-04 03:56:10 PM
Chicks like porn. Not a secret.

/men and women are a lot more alike than we'd like to admit.
 
2013-07-04 04:07:43 PM

cowgirl toffee: shifter_: ....

What women want:

Sorry can't list it all here..... Fark will go over its bandwidth and time me out.....

I just wanted someone who doesn't pee on the toilet seat or shiat on the sofa.


I've yet to Shiat on a sofa............ I lift the seat and I installed a urinal in the garage.
Unfortunately you'd still kick me out in all likelihood as I do list myself as a pull-my-finger grand champion.........
 
2013-07-04 04:08:36 PM
I have to perform again?
 
2013-07-04 04:09:18 PM

shifter_: cowgirl toffee: shifter_: ...

...

Unfortunately you'd still kick me out in all likelihood as I do list myself as a pull-my-finger grand champion.........


HA!  :D
 
2013-07-04 04:10:59 PM
If you want to know what a woman wants, why don't you just ask?

And, yeah, a second bathroom. And a closet all to herself. Heck, a room of her own too--call it an office, a sewing room, whatever, and make sure that she's got her own bookshelves too. The ex-wife had an entire room upstairs for her wardrobe/crafts/sewing/office. Come to think of it, things began to run downhill for us, when that got converted to a bedroom for a friend who needed a place to stay...
 
2013-07-04 04:11:12 PM
They don't know what they want, and more importantly, they don't care what you want.
 
2013-07-04 04:13:06 PM

cowgirl toffee: shifter_: ....

What women want:

Sorry can't list it all here..... Fark will go over its bandwidth and time me out.....

I just wanted someone who doesn't pee on the toilet seat or shiat on the sofa.


See, it's shiat like this.  Women want the impossible.  You can't have both you demanding little tramp, pick one.
 
2013-07-04 04:14:02 PM

shifter_: Unfortunately you'd still kick me out in all likelihood as I do list myself as a pull-my-finger grand champion.........


www.scaredycatstalker.com
 
2013-07-04 04:16:37 PM

cowgirl toffee: shifter_: ....

What women want:

Sorry can't list it all here..... Fark will go over its bandwidth and time me out.....

I just wanted someone who doesn't pee on the toilet seat or shiat on the sofa.


Perfectionist.
 
2013-07-04 04:19:53 PM

shifter_: Unfortunately you'd still kick me out in all likelihood as I do list myself as a pull-my-finger grand champion.........


I taught my niece "pull my finger".  She used to chase her father around the house trying to touch him with her finger since refused to pull it.  The little darling decided that if she touched him, it was good enough.  Made me proud.  And I was constantly surprised how loud the farts were coming out of a tiny five year old half Filipino girl.

Being an uncle is awesome.
 
2013-07-04 04:22:30 PM

Jesus Farking Christ: cowgirl toffee: shifter_: ....
...

I just wanted someone who doesn't pee on the toilet seat or shiat on the sofa.

See, it's shiat like this.  Women want the impossible.  You can't have both you demanding little tramp, pick one.


Maybe I should just buy new furniture.

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2013-07-04 04:24:33 PM
Some guys pick the dippiest most selfish women to be with and then try to claim they are all like that so it seems like they had no choice in the matter. Stop being a victim. You're like those women who only date convicts and say all men are pigs.
 
2013-07-04 04:26:17 PM

cowgirl toffee: Jesus Farking Christ: cowgirl toffee: shifter_: ....
...

I just wanted someone who doesn't pee on the toilet seat or shiat on the sofa.

See, it's shiat like this.  Women want the impossible.  You can't have both you demanding little tramp, pick one.

Maybe I should just buy new furniture.

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Where's the tv?
 
2013-07-04 04:27:43 PM

FunkOut: Some guys pick the dippiest most selfish women to be with and then try to claim they are all like that so it seems like they had no choice in the matter. Stop being a victim. You're like those women who only date convicts and say all men are pigs.



Gotta say, this is very probably true!  You pick a gal cos she acts like a skank in bed and think she is going to be easy to live with?
 
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