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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)   If you burn down your house with illegal fireworks, insurance may not pay. So have one of your guests burn it down instead   ( ) divider line 7
    More: PSA, Andrew Vonhandorf, Cincinnati Police, Clermont County  
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2013-07-04 02:57:25 PM
2013-07-04 02:58:47 PM  
2013-07-04 03:17:15 PM  
As a safe general rule, insurance covers nothing unless you have $50k to spend on lawyers.
2013-07-04 03:26:03 PM  
Good thing I rent and have a huge empty parking lot to set this shiat off in.
2013-07-04 03:49:02 PM  
TFA "Damage to your own home caused by someone else's fireworks, however, may be covered."

Why maybe? Farking insurance companies.
2013-07-04 04:08:34 PM  
"Illegal fireworks"  on 4th of July.  Our founding fathers are rolling in their graves.
2013-07-04 04:10:26 PM  
Just play with fireworks in your insurance agent's parking lot.
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