Snargi: Hmmmm... It could bring up some uncomfortable questions you might have to answer if you go down on your woman and come back up saying she tastes like Sam the postman.
olapbill: Stay on target... stay on target....[img.photobucket.com image 650x366][images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x550][pbs.twimg.com image 600x253]
noitsnot: olapbill: Stay on target... stay on target....[img.photobucket.com image 650x366][images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x550][pbs.twimg.com image 600x253][pbs.twimg.com image 600x253]"... and I thought ... they smelled bad ... on the outside ..."
Kyle Butler: Likes to rest his head at Shady Thicket
pissnmoan: A Swiss traveling salesman was walking his difficult mountainous path rounds in the Alps when a sudden storm blew up. He sought shelter in a nearby small mountain house. The Swiss farmer welcomed him in from the storm and introduced him to his wife and beautiful daughter. After a simple but delicious evening meal, they all retired.In the morning after breakfast, the farmer went to his barn and the salesman to the front porch where there was a splendid view of the mountain valley below. The salesman was taken by the view and began to yodel. Soon, the farmer emerged from the barn with a shotgun in hand and shot the salesman dead where he stood.Mountain neighbors soon were scurrying up the path to see what had happened. The farmer said, "I figured he had probably screwed my daughter but it was just too much when he yodeled that he'd diddled the old lady too.
sand_in_my_vagoo: Irving Maimway: It tastes good and I love it when she grabs the back of my head during the act. There's a sense of satisfaction in a job well done. So, no, it's not just to prevent cheating.This thread could have been closed after this comment. There is something wonderful and satifying about feeling her close her legs around her head as she reaches climax.
numbone: I worked helping lay brick one summer. An older black mason told me, "show me a dude that don't go down on his woman and I'll show you a woman I can have".
PonceAlyosha: oldfarthenry: [www.cityofart.net image 468x322]Yeeoodeela-hee-OO-OO-OO-OOOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Autocunnilingus just sounds painful, what with the boobs in the way.
Odoriferous Queef: clancifer: Irving Maimway: It tastes good and I love it when she grabs the back of my head during the act. There's a sense of satisfaction in a job well done. So, no, it's not just to prevent cheating.Well said.X2
Rincewind53: This is why no one takes evolutionary psychology seriously.Hint to them: not everything that humans do has a direct link to propagation of the gene pool.
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