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(Huffington Post)   A new study finds that men yodel in the canyon in order to prevent their partners from cheating   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 37
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2013-07-04 10:39:52 AM
5 votes:
www.cityofart.net
Yeeoodeela-hee-OO-OO-OO-OOOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
2013-07-04 10:44:49 AM
4 votes:
www.explainxkcd.com
2013-07-04 09:44:09 AM
4 votes:
You know nothing, Jon Snow
2013-07-04 11:26:28 AM
3 votes:
Whitens my teeth, and I never need to floss.
2013-07-04 11:01:19 AM
3 votes:
Likes to rest his head at Shady Thicket

cleveland.metromix.com
2013-07-04 10:34:47 AM
3 votes:
Why do we want other people to be happy? WHYYYYYYYYYY?
2013-07-04 03:06:01 PM
2 votes:

Snargi: Hmmmm... It could bring up some uncomfortable questions you might have to answer if you go down on your woman and come back up saying she tastes like Sam the postman.


Uncomfortable on both sides.  How would you know what Sam the postman tastes like.
2013-07-04 02:47:28 PM
2 votes:
cdn1.sbnation.com
2013-07-04 01:00:34 PM
2 votes:

olapbill: Stay on target... stay on target....

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pbs.twimg.com

"... and I thought ... they smelled bad ... on the outside ..."
2013-07-04 12:41:57 PM
2 votes:
Or just more cowbell.

blogs.bootsnall.com
2013-07-04 11:40:19 AM
2 votes:
I only do it so I have an excuse not to talk.
2013-07-04 11:06:45 AM
2 votes:
I do it because it's my primary source of vitamin C.
2013-07-04 10:51:18 AM
2 votes:
I have personal experience that this method is ineffective.
2013-07-04 10:36:20 AM
2 votes:
"yodel in the canyon"

How have I gone through life without hearing this expression? Thank-you, Subby.
2013-07-04 10:21:53 AM
2 votes:
media.screened.com
2013-07-04 10:12:31 AM
2 votes:
Using this logic, anything of a "giving" nature that you do for your partner is to prevent him or her from cheating.
2013-07-04 02:32:42 PM
1 votes:

noitsnot: olapbill: Stay on target... stay on target....

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[pbs.twimg.com image 600x253]

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"... and I thought ... they smelled bad ... on the outside ..."


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"
2013-07-04 01:42:07 PM
1 votes:

Kyle Butler: Likes to rest his head at Shady Thicket


Nothing else makes a lady feel quite as nice as Colonel Angus.

//first time I watched this skit I peed a little.
2013-07-04 01:09:00 PM
1 votes:
Just like fat jokes/comments

If you yodel in the canyon
don't complain about the echo

Michael Douglas
2013-07-04 12:51:46 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Truly ground breaking news.
2013-07-04 12:13:16 PM
1 votes:

pissnmoan: A Swiss traveling salesman was walking his difficult mountainous path rounds in the Alps when a sudden storm blew up.  He sought shelter in a nearby small mountain house.  The Swiss farmer welcomed him in from the storm and introduced him to his wife and beautiful daughter.  After a simple but delicious evening meal, they all retired.

In the morning after breakfast, the farmer went to his barn and the salesman to the front porch where there was a splendid view of the mountain valley below.  The salesman was taken by the view and began to yodel.  Soon, the farmer emerged from the barn with a shotgun in hand and shot the salesman dead where he stood.

Mountain neighbors soon were scurrying up the path to see what had happened.  The farmer said, "I figured he had probably screwed my daughter but it was just too much when he yodeled that he'd diddled the old lady too.


Morale of the story:

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
2013-07-04 11:58:25 AM
1 votes:
A Swiss traveling salesman was walking his difficult mountainous path rounds in the Alps when a sudden storm blew up.  He sought shelter in a nearby small mountain house.  The Swiss farmer welcomed him in from the storm and introduced him to his wife and beautiful daughter.  After a simple but delicious evening meal, they all retired.

In the morning after breakfast, the farmer went to his barn and the salesman to the front porch where there was a splendid view of the mountain valley below.  The salesman was taken by the view and began to yodel.  Soon, the farmer emerged from the barn with a shotgun in hand and shot the salesman dead where he stood.

Mountain neighbors soon were scurrying up the path to see what had happened.  The farmer said, "I figured he had probably screwed my daughter but it was just too much when he yodeled that he'd diddled the old lady too.
2013-07-04 11:31:51 AM
1 votes:

sand_in_my_vagoo: Irving Maimway: It tastes good and I love it when she grabs the back of my head during the act. There's a sense of satisfaction in a job well done. So, no, it's not just to prevent cheating.

This thread could have been closed after this comment. There is something wonderful and satifying about feeling her close her legs around her head as she reaches climax.


You're doing it wrong, not that anyone should take oral sex advice from "sand in my vagoo".
2013-07-04 11:29:07 AM
1 votes:

numbone: I worked helping lay brick one summer. An older black mason told me, "show me a dude that don't go down on his woman and I'll show you a woman I can have".


I call bullshiat, everyone knows black dudes don't do oral.

/That's racist
//I keed
2013-07-04 11:27:18 AM
1 votes:

PonceAlyosha: oldfarthenry: [www.cityofart.net image 468x322]
Yeeoodeela-hee-OO-OO-OO-OOOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Autocunnilingus just sounds painful, what with the boobs in the way.


Not to mention the stickshift.
2013-07-04 11:24:04 AM
1 votes:
And here I thought it was because I enjoyed doing it and liked seeing the recipient end up as a quivering mass of jelly barely able to speak when I was through. Although... now that I think about it, it is difficult for them to run away when their legs are all shaky. Hmmmm... Maybe there is something to all this evolutionary psychology bullshiat.
2013-07-04 11:16:03 AM
1 votes:
yodel-in-canyon

I yodel in the canyon every chance I get, but I'll be damned if I'm going to wear those lederhosen.

/Mrs Coast looks hot in a dirndl, tho
2013-07-04 10:59:08 AM
1 votes:
RIIIIIIIICOOOOOLLAAAAAAAA

blog.koldcast.tv
2013-07-04 10:51:22 AM
1 votes:

Odoriferous Queef: clancifer: Irving Maimway: It tastes good and I love it when she grabs the back of my head during the act. There's a sense of satisfaction in a job well done. So, no, it's not just to prevent cheating.

Well said.

X2


That's disgusting. Relationships based on mutual satisfaction are UNGODLY.
2013-07-04 10:45:39 AM
1 votes:
I thought it was because they got the price wrong.
2013-07-04 10:44:51 AM
1 votes:
www.cathbore.com

approves.
2013-07-04 10:43:16 AM
1 votes:
I worked helping lay brick one summer. An older black mason told me, "show me a dude that don't go down on his woman and I'll show you a woman I can have".
2013-07-04 10:42:01 AM
1 votes:
Next up...
Why does a man scratch his testicles? Is it to stimulate blood flow to his penis?
2013-07-04 10:39:12 AM
1 votes:

Rincewind53: This is why no one takes evolutionary psychology seriously.

Hint to them: not everything that humans do has a direct link to propagation of the gene pool.


You're posting on the internet to prevent your spouse from cheating, according to evolutionary psychology.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-04 10:34:30 AM
1 votes:
I don't stop 'til I see the whites of her eyes (as they roll back in her head).

/also love it when her feet and toes curl all up
2013-07-04 10:33:16 AM
1 votes:
I always wondered what my motivation was.
2013-07-04 10:15:28 AM
1 votes:
It tastes good and I love it when she grabs the back of my head during the act. There's a sense of satisfaction in a job well done. So, no, it's not just to prevent cheating.
 
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